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YINWAR AU

IN THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT

He was hiding something from him and he wasn't sure if he was ready to find out what it was.

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CH 1: LET GO OF EMPTY DREAMS

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

CH2: DON'T MAKE ME SPIT OUT THE POISON

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

CH3: YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ME AGAIN

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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YINWAR AU

THAT ONE TIME WAR WAS INSIDE THE VAN

At the end of the day, it's always going to be you and me

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Yin loved his job; it was truly gratifying in ways he could not explain. Walking out of the building and seeing the fans waiting for him and knowing that he was able to bring joy to the people who supported him through and through always eases the exhaustion after a long day. He made sure to smile for them and tell them to take care while walking to the van that the managers had waiting for him, waving one last time before opening the door to what could only be his favorite sight.

His partner was curled up in one of the seats on the end of the van, trying - and failing - to hide from the people outside, He hid a small laugh when the elder pouted after hearing the fans say his name, knowing full well that he's been made.

It took everything in him not to just rush inside and squish his cheeks, the only thing stopping him is the thought that their managers and their fans would never let them live it down.

"I swear I was hiding well. I'd be proud of their 20/20 vision but it also means they see everything." War complained from his seat, looking back at their fans one last time. "Too good."

Yin hid a laugh, opening one eye when he felt someone moving around the van only to see his partner trying to switch seats to the one next to him. "It's dangerous to move seats while we're moving." He sighed, reaching out to hold his partner's waist to help him. "I swear."

"And-" War huffed, finally slumping on his desired seat before turning to face his tired - but very amused - partner. "Hi."

"You came all the way here to say hi." Yin teased, poking the elder's hip. "You missed me that much?"

"I'm afraid I'm too attached to you already."

War sighed dramatically, wiggling around in his seat before cupping Yin's cheek. "Tired?"

"Just a little. A short nap is all I need, and I'll be back on my feet in no time."

The elder pursed his lips in worry before nodding, sliding closer to Yin so that he could lay his head on his shoulder. "Me too but I needed my favorite pillow, so they brought me to you."

"And here I thought it was because you can't live without me." The younger let his partner do as he pleased, almost falling asleep to the sound of War's quiet hums. "What are you humming?"

"You'll laugh if I tell you."

"Now I'm really curious."

In the smallest voice possible, the elder whispered the answer. "Cerave."

At that, Yin opened both his eyes to look at his partner in obvious disbelief. "Seriously?"

"Hey! I my defense, if you heard it a hundred times, it would get stuck in your head too. Besides, it's quite catchy," He defended, jabbing Yin's shoulder when the younger started laughing. "I'm going to make sure you hear it atleast once a day to prove to you that I'm right."

"Gladly. But only if I see the dance every day too."

"You're pushing your luck today, Wong." War glared, unknowingly playing with Yin's pretty fingers. "I'll have you know that I aced that dance."

"I never said you didn't, it was cute." Yin looked down, noting that War looked equally exhausted. "Want to play with Zulu?"

"Is this your roundabout way of asking if I want to sleep over?" War asked, knowing his partner all too well. "Does Zulu know that you keep using him to make me come over?"

"No, because I think you come over for his dad more than for him. The truth will break his heart."

"Don't lie to your son like that, I love him more."

"Do you?"

"Yup." War popped the 'p' to emphasize his point, groaning in annoyance when Yin playfully ruffled his hair. "You don't believe me?"

"I'll just pretend to believe you. I can never win with you."

"Anan, I thought you already knew that in a relationship there must be someone who always has to win and someone who's whipped. You're the second one."

"So, what you're saying is - we're in a relationship?"

"Aow, aren't we?"

"I don't know, it depends on you."

They look at each other for a second before bursting out in uncontrollable laughter, tears in their eyes while the driver eyed them through the rearview mirror.

"I understand why our fans love to hate us when someone asks us about this."

"It's just more fun this way."

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"You should go wash up before bed."

War was already sprawled around Yin's bed, hidden underneath his very comfortable duvet. "Will you kick me out if I don't?"

"I don't know what to do with you."

"Love me~" War singsonged, rolling out of bed and reaching for Yin. "Right?"

Yin smiled fondly, letting the elder wrap his arms around his tummy. "I will love you after you take a bath."

"You drive a hard bargain Mister Wong."

"Take a bath."

War whined like a child but still stood up to take the clothes Yin had laid out for him. "Fine."

The elder made his way to the bathroom, frowning the whole time and amusing his partner further.

"I'll be back, and the if the bed isn't warm anymore when I get back, I will fight you."

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After War spent all 15 minutes inside the bathroom to freshen up, they found themselves cuddled up in bed like usual, Yin playing with his phone and War idly scrolling through tiktok.

"Yin Anan I just realized something." War sat up, squinting at the man in question. "I think you tricked me."

"I tricked you how?"

"You said I could play with Zulu."

"And?"

"And I just realized every time you said that after a late schedule, I never actually get to see him because he's already asleep."

"Hmmm."

"Admit you just like cuddling with me in bed."

"I do."

"That was easy."

"No need to hide the truth."

"Using your son as bait."

"He will understand. You know dogs are happy when they sense that their owner is happy and I'm happy when You're here so therefore, Zulu is happy too." Yin reasoned, pulling War by his waist so they were back to cuddling in bed. "I'm too tired to make coherent sentences."

War snorts, pinching Yin's nose lovingly. "I got the point."

"You did? Good, because I can't say that again accurately."

"You know Anan, you're very cute when you're sleepy."

"Just when I'm sleepy?"

"You're cute all the time but extra cute when you're sleepy."

"I thought you said I was dangerous?" Yin teased, inching closer to his partner so their foreheads were almost touching.

"Now, you're dangerous." War replied, wrapping his hands around Yin's waist and nuzzling his neck. "Sleepy. Night Anan."

"Goodnight."

END.

A/N:

-- I really could not sleep and the seelie fic update is short and I didn't have the braincells to finish it so I ended up writing this smol oneshot instead

-- forgive me if it was all over the place, I am genuinely sleep and I have no Anan to cuddle me so

-- morning!!

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Fanfiction Collective

🐷 Completed

Long fics

Shorts and Drabbles

THAT ONE TIME WAR WAS INSIDE THE VAN

YINWAR AU At the end of the day, it's always going to be you and me --- Yin loved his job; it was truly gratifying in ways he could not e

Incorrect Yinwar

🐷 Ongoing

🖇 IN THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT

IN THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT

YINWAR AU He was hiding something from him and he wasn't sure if he was ready to find out what it was. --- CH 1: LET GO OF EMPTY DREAMS

🖇 SPIDERWAR AND HIS ANAN

SPIDERWAR AND HIS ANAN

YINWAR AU "He saved my life twice and I haven't even seen his face." Where the friendly neighborhood spiderman starts to realize that secr

🐷 Continuous

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SPIDERWAR AND HIS ANAN

2.1 Who's Yin Anan Wong?

“So who’s Yin Anan Wong?”

The three of them were driving home after Baekhyun, who War was pretty sure had a super power of his own if the number of times he got them out of risky situations was any indication, managed to talk them out of an overnight stay. The fact that said uncle was also well-versed in law and politics probably helped their case.

“No one you need to know about.”

“Jarvis pull up Yin Anan Wong.”

War groaned, slumping on his seat as his uncles laughed at him. “He’s someone from my class okay?”

“War likes him.” Baekhyun whispered to his husband. “Had a whole breakdown because he wanted to tell him about the whole superhero gig but didn’t know if he should risk it.”

“It’s fine.” Chanyeol replied, looking at him from the rearview mirror. “Two options, he’s going to think you’re crazy and run away or he will think it’s the most wonderful revelation. How did your uncle know?’

“What do you mean? He knows everything.” War complained, not caring that he was acting like a kid at the moment. “He was at the building awhile ago.”

“Wong was also in the building awhile ago.”

“The building you burned down.”

“Yes that, he was in the building because apparently he’s some sort of tech genius and they wanted to tap his head. You should have seen it Yeollie, War caught him and swung him away from danger. My nephew is all grown up.”

War made a face at his uncle but a smile crept up his face when he remembered Yin waving at him from the streets. “He’s nice and Uncle B is right, a genius.”

“Maybe I should hire him at Park.”

“And then you can put them in one team so the sulking college boy behind us can finally have the guts to talk to him.”

“I do talk to him.” War pouts. “Sometimes.”

“Yeah, not much talking happened after you saved him. You kind of just stood there like an idiot.”

“Hey!”

“It’s a good idea Yeol”

“He’ll be really mad if he finds out you’re hiring him just because of me.” War argued, basing his deductions on things he knew about Yin. “He hates getting the easy cut.”

“Do you think he’s any good?” Chanyeol was still looking at him through the mirror while his uncle was smiling happily in the passenger seat.

“He’s not just good, he’s the best and I’m not saying that just because of – you know.”

“Do you think he’s capable of working at Park and keeping up with his colleagues?”

“Of course.”

“Then he’s more than qualified to be part of the company, don’t worry we’ll run it through the right channels and if he’s really as good as you both think he is, then we won’t have a problem.”

Baekhyun started humming, looking at War meaningfully before turning back to his husband. “Oh you’ll be very surprised Mister Park.”

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1.1 Family Outing

War wouldn’t say that his life was normal, getting bitten by a radioactive spider that gave him superpowers was pretty high up on the “not normal” scale. Considering that he was raised by his uncle, who was married to no other than the man in the iron suit, he could safely say that his life was interesting.

It all happened when he was dabbling in his uncle-in-law’s lab, known as the owner of Park Industries and better known as Iron Man. What started out as an innocent project brought about this whole double life and secret identity thing he’s been living with. At present, it brought him and his uncle to a jail cell where he was crawling around and scowling at the nasty things hiding inside prison.

“War Wanarat sit down, you’re making me dizzy.”

And although War was technically and legally allowed to make his own choices, his uncle’s stern voice still brought him back down and seated on the bench next to him.

“How long do you think it will take him to get here?” He asked, tilting his head to look at his uncle who somehow managed to sleep in prison.

The man opened one eye and raised his arm to look at his watch before leaning back against the wall with a small smirk. “Considering that we technically burned down a building, I’d say he’s heading up now.”

War snorts, catching his uncle’s attention, the man merely raised a delicate brow at him in question. “Uncle B-”

The two of them burst out in a fit of giggles, clutching their stomachs as they tried to speak over each other, an odd sight to see in prison at two in the morning. They were interrupted by a dry voice that was all too familiar.

“Glad to see that you’re both enjoying jail.”

Park Chanyeol was out of his iron suit, clad in a simple black tuxedo as he glared at them from outside the cell. Others might find themselves curling up on themselves if they ever find themselves in the same situation but Byun Baekhyun was never one to back down from a challenge.

“You should try it sometimes, we both know you’re broken enough laws to actually warrant a stay.” War starts choking in laughter at his uncle’s reply, thumping the elder’s back as he tries to stifle his giggles.

“Baek.” The uncharacteristic whine only added to War’s amusement as he sat back and watched the one-sided bloodbath that was about to occur.

“While we’re at it, you burned down a national landmark last year. I can have Jarvis pull up the reports and the budget if you need them.” Baekhyun replied jovially. “Also you single-handedly caused the full renovation of Park tower. So you were saying, dear?”

As the youngest in the vicinity, War figured that the task of ooh-ing his uncle’s astute reply fell on his shoulders, so he did just that. After watching his uncle-in-law’s mouth gape, War turned to his smirking uncle.

“You were thinking about that since we got here weren’t you?”

“First lesson about relationships, always win.” Baekhyun replied, standing up and dusting his suit before walking to face his husband. “Cat got your tongue Mister Park?”

This was the relationship that War grew up to, his uncles were always competitive and yet he’s never met two people more suitable for each other. The responsibility of raising a seven-year old War fell on his uncle’s shoulder when Baek was just in his mid-twenties. He knew his uncle had a hard time but if anyone taught War how to be a fighter, it was him. When War was fifteen, he knew his uncle had fallen in love, he was always happy but for some reason, this time felt different. And when he was eighteen, just over a year ago, Park Chanyeol asked for his permission to marry his uncle.

Said man was now rubbing his temples, having succumbed to the arguments of his smaller husband. “Why did you two end up in a cell anyway? War could have easily swung you away before the authorities got to the scene.”

War watched as his uncle shrugged, coughing to hide another laugh as he remembered how they got caught in the first place.

“Well? You could have called me before they put you behind bars, we would have sorted this out easily.” Chanyeol hummed, looking at his husband weirdly. “Come to think of it, you could have gotten yourself out just as quick.”

“While I’m flattered that my husband thinks so highly of me, I am also offended because you’re implying that I am not a law-abiding citizen. War can vouch, I’ve never had a parking violation my whole life.”

“Vouched.” War interrupted, quickly looking around when he realised something. “Also, not to end your lovely marital argument but is it safe to throw around my real name in a very public government institution that thinks I am a vigilante that will go rogue someday.”

“I told you to stop attaching yourself to Iron Man, they think you’ll follow his footsteps.” Baekhyun complained, throwing War a jacket. “They hate him.”

“Excuse me?”

Chanyeol was ignored as War groaned. “Kind of hard to do that when my uncle went and married the man. Also, you designed my suit. Why are you giving me a jacket when it has heating?”

“Kid, this is me taking care of you.”

“Yeah you followed me to a burning building, helped me destroy all their malware and jumped off the 60th floor of the said building with nothing but blind trust that I won’t let you fall.” War crossed his arms, playfully shaking his head. “I think you need to read those parenting manuals again.”

“Yeol are you sure we can’t just send him off to some college, preferably at least two plane rides away?” The teasing in his uncle’s voice was undeniable and anyone who knew him would agree that he would be the last person to agree to sending War away. “He starts college and suddenly he’s sassier than me.”

“You were the one that raised him.”

“Yeah I did.”

“This has been fun and not your regular family outing but you guys really need to get me out of here because I have a 7am class tomorrow and although I love spending quality time with the two of you in prison, my professor will kill me if I am late.”

“Also you don’t want to miss seeing Yin Anan Wong in said class.” Baekhyun hummed, wordlessly telling his husband to wait for the full story.

“And you just exposed the secret I told you two hours ago, not bad for a Sunday night.”

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YINWAR AU

"He saved my life twice and I haven't even seen his face."

Where the friendly neighborhood spiderman starts to realize that secrets have consequences and that some people are just worth the risk.

Alternatively, his parental figures are just as chaotic as he is.

THIS IS A CROSSOVER FIC FOR YINWAR AND CB,, purely self-indulgent,, hence I didn't put cb in the tags 🤣

as the resident baekwarist, this fic is long overdue

no actual plot just war as spiderman and yin as his mj

and cy as iron man yes and bh? you'll see 👀

1.1 Family Outing

1.1 Family Outing War wouldn’t say that his life was normal, getting bitten by a radioactive spider that gave him superpowers was pretty hi

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2.1 Who's Yin Anan Wong? “So who’s Yin Anan Wong?” The three of them were driving home after Baekhyun, who War was pretty sure had a super

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