PROMPTS FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE
* assorted dialogue from the 1987 classic film, adjust as necessary
hello. my name is [name]. you killed my father. prepare to die.
who are you? are we enemies?
i've always been a quick healer.
good night. good work. sleep well. i'll most likely kill you in the morning.
i admit it, you are better than i am.
i told you i would always come for you. why didn't you wait for me?
death cannot stop true love. all it can do is delay it for a while.
i will never doubt again.
maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow.
life is pain. anyone who says differently is selling someone.
you have a great gift for rhyme.
get used to disappointment.
i don't suppose you could speed things up?
if you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
i do not think you would accept my help, since i am only waiting around to kill you.
that does put a damper on our relationship.
i promise i will not kill you until you reach the top.
that's very comforting, but i'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
isn't there any way you trust me?
we'll never survive. we may as well die here.
we have already succeeded.
i don't think they exist.
you've done nothing but study swordplay?
there's not a lot of money in revenge.
i certainly hope you find him someday.
you seem a decent fellow. i hate to kill you.
you've made your decision then?
you're just stalling now.
you'd like to think that, wouldn't you?
you're trying to trick me into giving away something. it won't work.
i know where the poison is!
i am no one to be trifled with.
i would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.
your first story was better.
do you always begin conversations this way?
you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well. i accept.
i don't think i'm quite familiar with that phrase.
nonsense. you're only saying that because no one ever has.
he didn't fall? inconcievable!
you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means.
i can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
let me put it this way. have you heard of plato, aristotle, socrates? morons.
were you burned by acid, or something like that?
i think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
you know, it's very strange.
i have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, i don't know what to do with the rest of my life.