omnes te moritur amant

bi pride/demiromantic grunge to show girl

[depsidase]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

really spectacular

[aropride]

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

[parakeet]

Love it when you do a quiz and it’s obvious what the answers correlate to. U know what I mean. The quiz will be like… r u a mermaid or a vampire… and the questions are like

Do u like the ocean

1. Omg yes I love the ocean I could live there forever

2. It’s ok

3. Not a fan of the ocean

4. Fuck the ocean unless it’s made of blood which btw I love to drink

[animentality]

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[slushyseals]

Perks of being a momma seal is you have a super soft pillow that follows you everywhere

[proton-photon-crouton]

my cousin who is made age made a point to tell me that i was getting my own invite (with my bf) to her wedding (even though i still live with my parents) because its her biggest pet peeve when she didn’t get her own invite to thing with her then boyfriend, now fiancé. we had a whole convo at easter dinner about how it’s rude to not give grown adults their own invite even if they live at home, especially in a long term relationship, because they’re their own people. i tell her that my bf broke up with me and suddenly, not only do i not get my own invite without a plus one, im now included in an invite addressed to The [Redacted] Family. that shit hurts. demoted to child because i’m not a girlfriend.

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[proton-photon-crouton]

using tumblr as my twitter retweets for things i can’t retweet because i don’t want it getting back to him from our mutuals

[pokemonarchive]

Goomy (2026) - TCG Pocket Playmat Illustrator: Mizuki

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[proton-photon-crouton]

part of me is happy for my friends that they still got their summer mass trip, especially after being excluded from the winter one. but i’m so sad for myself. it’s hard seeing them post with smiles and not a care in the world and i feel so stuck and left behind. i wonder if any of them are even thinking of me on this trip. it’s so difficult to be in mourning myself for someone who’s still alive and a group of people who still hang out and it doesn’t seem like any of them mourn me. was i unimportant? was everything a lie? he asked for space so im completely absent but was that the right move? did i remove myself so far that it was perceived incorrectly as being done with everyone? i know i cant go back and things will never go back to the way they were but right now i cant even see a direction to go in. i’m so thankful for all of my friends who’ve been supporting me through this but its hard to watch the people i spent nearly every day with for the last four years carry on. its like a shittier version of the day after college graduation. i hope they think of me and i hope they have a good time despite that.

[rumwik]

It's the Care Bones! ⭐🌈

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[proton-photon-crouton]

well my ex was the first to post that they’re away on the trip. and i viewed the story within the first 10min that it was posted hashtag shameless but also i really don’t care. i want them to know that i know especially since ive known since midday saturday. not sure if it was intentionally being kept secret from me or not, and if it was being kept secret on purpose i also don’t know if it was in a trying to spare my feelings way or in a malicious way.

[proton-photon-crouton]

i don’t even know if it was his idea not to post or if the friend group, or one person in particular, came to this decision and he didn’t agree with it and that’s why he posted. i mean they all posted in some way shape or form for the fourth of july. the whole situation is just very confusing, shitty, and isolating.