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[oblivioustothevampirediaries]

Europeans @ everyone else on this hellsite every May

[sporeblossom]

the way that the fake ass euro jury is there to avoid favoritism and yet the greece and cyprus juries still give each other 12 points every year just shows that the juries are USELESS

[obvious-girl]

Me trying to convince Ireland to give the uk at least one point despite knowing everything we’ve put them through

[whatun1verse]

United Kingdom getting 0 judges points and 0 audience points:

[abbaswift]

i literally burst out laughing when it was announced that the uk got zero viewer votes on top of zero jury votes

[flowersforvax]

Eurovision: it's a shame that Britain couldn't be here to get points

UK: Stop telling people I'm dead!

Eurovision: Sometimes I can still hear their trumpets

[mymultifandomhell]

moral of the story the public is full of bisexual emos

[barmy-owl]

James did nothing wrong and you are all just meanies.

[silotia]

Yet another wonderful day to be bisexual

[klamstelpa]

THIS BITCH WALKED

SO THAT PEPPA COULD RUN

[kalmaristi]

Even Ja ja ding dong got more points than the UK 😂

[paverics]

on a scale of 1 to the u.k at eurovision, how personally victimised do you feel?

[nyyyooom-archive]

Next year we just send Graham Norton who stands on stage and apologies to each individual country for all the things we've done to them

[ac1234unity]

We all could have gone to Chernobyl you fuckers!!!!

[lareinecersei]

Juries in Europe: In conclusion, we think a nice ballad in French should win ☺️

The public:

[intrgalartic-deactivated2024081]

since we all know that the UK are never gonna win can we just agree to only send stupid weird stuff so we're at least memorable and fun? no more boring stuff, we may as well lose in style

[oneheartonesoul]

The lead singer from Italy kissing his bandmate at the end of Eurovision is probably the first and only time Polish public tv showed 2 men touching lips lmao