thinking seriously of fucking that old man

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[proverbsss]

🌿💚MASTER BLABBER LIST💚🌿

Hello friend! Welcome to the chaos that is Proverbsss. I write fanfic about some Hamish Linklater characters. Check them out if you’re into Midnight Mass [SPOILERS], Tell Me Your Secrets, maybe even Gaslit or The Crazy Ones... almost always smut lol but I could write fluff if you request it

I tag my writing using #my blabber

Requests- closed

Full-Length Fics (NSFW)

Midnight Mass - Father Paul Hill x Reader

⛧ reading you right (pt. 1) [shoe-grinding + more; terms used for reader: good girl, slutty thing, pet]

⛧ eating you right (pt. 2) [reader turns the tables for a subby paul; reader's still down HORRENDOUS ; cunnilingus, hierophilia, overstim]

⛧ treating you right (WIP, unfinished pt. 3) [dom!paul hill is a tease again!! ; you got ate out too good and it shut your brain off; hierophilia + Father ment. ; one 'Daddy' mention]

Tell Me Your Secrets - John Tyler x Reader Disclaimer: John Tyler's a bad awful man in canon, these fantasies are about hamish linklater and how fucking sexy he is

⛧ delicacies (WIP, unfinished) [manipulative employer!john ; john tyler's a bad man, so this is purely hamish thirst and headcanoned as cnc, please consume safely! notifs: AFAB reader, john takes reader's phone, yea.. ]

⛧ lion's den pt 1. [nsfw/suggestive for kissing and touching - john tyler's a bad man, so this is purely hamish thirst and headcanoned as cnc, please consume safely! notifs: AFAB reader, john's drugged and restrained reader, john's brief spit kink]

⛧ lion's den pt 2. [nsfw - john tyler's a bad man, so this is purely hamish thirst and headcanoned as cnc, please consume safely! notifs: john's drugged and restrained reader long-term, AFAB reader, sex + breeding in this part]

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Drabbles and HCs (NSFW)

Midnight Mass - Father Paul Hill x Reader

⛧ tiger baby [reader's body is AFAB, John/Paul calls you "my girl" once]🐅

⛧ sending paul nudes [reader's in a naughty mood for their priest, paul calls you 'lamb'] collab with the stellar @cardinal-copiarion

Tell Me Your Secrets - John Tyler x Reader Disclaimer: John Tyler's a bad awful man in canon, these fantasies are about hamish linklater and how fucking sexy he is

⛧nsfw jt headcanons [you can call him 'good boy' once. once. ]

⛧jt calls you mean names [when you're turned on]

⛧jt dr*gs and coos to you [precursor to lion's den]

⛧jeepers (gone wrong) (gone sexual) [just me being abnormal]

⛧it's okay that you need it [term: fuckpet]

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Tell Me Your Secrets - John Tyler Edit [fanvid set to "an unhealthy obsession" - blake robinson synthetic orchestra]

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other deviously enjoyable writers can also be found under the #fic tag including @cardinal-copiarion, @vintageglassheart02, and a whole bunch more <33

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[hoenibble]

kneeling naked on the cold floor of the church, riding a thoroughly lubed up dildo in front of the priest that’s telling you just how to move your hips, controlling your every action, palming his crotch at the very sight of you. making you recite the lord’s prayer as a form of gratitude, because he’s allowing you to do this for him on sacred ground. and you’re so obedient. praying through moans, getting louder and louder, closer and closer, cumming all over the dildo as you say “amen”

entering the confessional as penitence, all the while you can hear stifled whimpers from the other side of the box. you wish you could see what a pathetic whining flustered mess he was right now.

[jeanrollinqueen2]

i hope he never feels ugly a day in his life

[shaneposting]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

[yoursweetcorpse]

a perverted priest who finally gives in. rolling up his robe enough so you can see how hard his cock is. his trembling thighs. the way he'd beg to you like a prayer, "I don't care where. but please touch me" without even looking at you, because he can't fathom what he's doing. an "oh god" falling meekly from his tongue.

[aenslem]

Hamish Linklater as Father Paul Hill MIDNIGHT MASS (2021) || 1.05

[vampirerumor]

And here we have the most difficult render I have done thus far. I was FIGHTING with the lighting of this. Really loving my charcoal blend brush pack though, it is a game changer. Ignore the simple bg, I hate drawing bgs lol. Anyways if you have not seen Midnight Mass by Mike Flanagan, you are missing out. Its my favorite piece of vampire media. This pic is my depiction of what it would have been like if we got some fang action!

[honted]

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

[djoswiftie]

Hamish doing his signature “blue steel” pose

[londontsukino]

[just-jack-oconnell]

Hamish Linklater photographed by Jenna Jones.

[d4mnskippy]

I love this show sm I had to draw him

[txttletale]

good to see something, at least, but the phrasing of the rollback announcement is hardly reassuring. i honestly don't care too much what they do, though, so long as they do not hide any interactions from the OP. that was the catastrophically bad element of this and if they do all the other silly bullshit without that the site will b salvageable

[filmnoirsbian]

[rimonoroni2]

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

[rimonoroni2]

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!

[morethanonepage]

helpful stuff for when you want to fuck that old man

[tenderhoof]

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“You have such good manners.”

You know what’s coming, the ways in which he will scrape the marrow from your bones, hollowing you out. You know it, and it will still shock you every step of the way.

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(heed the tags)

This is it, folks. The fully reworked version of Gumdrop Girl. Tailored, but the same dress. Hopefully, you'll enjoy. 🍭

Happy New Year.

🖤 Elle

[micahdotgov]

discussing fucked up sexual fantasies with your tumblr mutuals voted number one activity for nineteenth year in a row