Horny War Crimes

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[transformers-spike]

Swindle would LOVE to have his human in his lap nervously staring at the giant spike between their legs. He finds them so cute when they're scared

He coos sweet praises, gently lifts up their legs and aligns their lubed hole with his spike. They're his special little cocksleeve

Either that or he makes them grind against his spike until he busts a nut

[kisa-mosheglot]

🐄ㄴ(•_•)ㄱ🐂

[monstersmashorpass]

SMASH OR PASS: Dire Wraith: Ultra Magnus, Transformers IDW1 comics

Propaganda: Boy what those tongues do 👀

Ultra Magnus (Transformer)

Smash (and/or date/smooch/etc)

Pass (not my type)

Voting ended onMay 18

[miuspam]

Rodimags sketch… full under th cut

Yeah.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 90

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Scorponok (Transformers)

Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

Voting ended onApr 25

PROPAGANDA:

[Scorponok]

"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."

[Atticus]

"I know they said he has a wife and all but I honestly don’t believe it. That man birthed his kids himself and he should have more."

[fandom-hoarder-official]

He got pregnant for love of the game and you're really gonna deny him another pregnancy????

[turbolesbo]

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

Question: Would Deathasaurus and Predaking fall into the Breedibg Kink category do you think? Like both have animalistic tendencies and instincts. Who’s to say they want to pump gallons of their transfluid into their Conjunx, making them carry litter after litter of Sparklings/Bitlets

[IDW | TFP] ♡ "MAKING A FAMILY" Deathsaurus & Predaking NSFW

now you are asking the real questions... and the answer is YES, YES DEFINITELY. IDW DEATHSAURUS AND TFP PREDAKING. infinite kisses to you anon, giving me a chance to write deathsaurus <3

scenario: his more animalistic tendencies flare when he thinks of you

warnings: nsfw. breeding kink. carrying. belly bulge. heat (preda). knotting.

note: i dont think deathsaurus has a 'heat' but predaking def has one. also not beta read cause i wrote this in one go the second i saw this req so if there's any spelling mistakes... forgive me

Deathsaurus

— His breeding kink is something that's a little embarrassing to him. Mostly because he's still young compared to most of the other Decepticons and never truly indulges in those animalistic tendencies his primal coding craves for. He also thinks its a primitive desire even; its a matter of reputation— notorious space porate Deathsaurus actually wants a family for himself? It makes him look soft. Also Deathsaurus is always getting roped into something. Its his nature as a space-pirate to end up in life threatening situations but despite the degree of total recklessness his ventures requires him to have, the captain does wish he had a 'family' of his own. He's been to many planets, he's seen organics have their own familial units. And he'd be lying if he said the thought doesn't tempt him.

— But, as most things are with Deathsaurus, he wouldn't heedlessly run into it helm-first. No. Deathsaurus awaits a suitable partner, a good candidate to be his conjux before he lets his processor go deeper into those fantasies. Deathsaurus has his instinct in control. He's no animal even if he fights with the ferocity of one.

— And that candidate came soon enough. He remembers when he set his optics for the first time on you, it was like he was zoning out with all four optics laser pointed onto you. The mech was unquestionably drawn to you. Embarrassingly so, he'd bring you up to speak with you about joining his crew after Leozack said there was a mech willing to join on-board. They needed all the help they could get.

— Deathsaurus doesn't let "professionalism" or "decorum" as a captain to stop himself from courting one of his underlings. He gets what be wants and is willing to work hard for it. His charm is effective. But you've pretty much consumed his every waking thought at some point, his instincts have never felt so painfully urgent. He's even awoken with his fans blasting and modest panels stained at the dreams he'd have of breeding you full— Something he usually has never had.

— Even after you agreed to become his partner, he still plays the long game. He knows its far from practical to start a family with you in these current circumstances but its getting harder to hold back. Every time the two of you interface, the thought lingers in the back of his processor. He wants you to be comfortable with the idea as well because he has the foresight to understand that once you two do this, the end results will have to be nutured by the two of you.

— Deathsaurus chooses to soft launch the idea, only to see your response. Just bring it up whenever the notion of family or sparklings entered the conversation. It makes you a little suspicious but you don't say much about it. Entertaining the idea even and seeing your positive reception makes his spark flare. He's got a smile and everything.

— So its no surprise that the next time he's got you pinned in his captain's chambers, he's spewing out filthy promises into your audials about stuffing your tanks full. His large wings spread out as his form envelops you, and he takes his sweet, sweet time. Its passionate, true lovemaking. Rough but you can feel how much he wants this for the two of you.

— And he wasn't lying about making sure your tanks were full because he damn near emptied everything he bad in you— a small distention by your abdomen to show for it. His servos trace over it in reverance as his engines purr while your vents are puffing steam, your frame trying to regain your barings from the intensity of it all. Your array sensitive and overcharged as his knot has your channel stretched... Deathsaurus looks proud, smug even. He knows it'll take multiple tries, that a bot doesn't get sparked so easy and the very thought gets his spike pressurized again.

— This sort of passionate interfacing happens a lot more often. You two are trying to have a 'family'. And inevitably, you get sparked. Its not surprising and Deathsaurus is excited. He's ready. He's been wanting this for vorns now. His servos always find your abdomen to trace around, he can feel how much warmer the area is as compared to the rest of your frame. Your forge working hard to engineer your offspring with him. It swells him with pride and he gets a little more protective over you. "You can't do this!", "You're not joining us in battle-!", "Don't even think about it..." are all common phrases you'll hear while you carry.

— Eventually, you deliver and you've got a little band of bitlets to take care of, about three or so. Deathsaurus is a giant compared to it and it makes him feel terrified to even hold them. But that changes quickly because he seems to unexpectedly love children even more than you do. Not something you saw coming.

— He'd be a boy dad and a girl dad simultaneously if that makes sense. He's playing around with them, teaching them valuable lessons, disciplining them while somehow managing all of that along with his duties as captain. Its impressive. You're doing your part well too but you don't have the added responsibility of captain. Also probably gets cuteness aggression looking at his baby bitlets.

— So its totally not surprising that once they've grown a bit more, and they've begin to be a little more... rebellious that Deathsaurus starts missing the little sparklings that'd chew on his digits...

— He also gets very charged up at the thought of getting to recreate those passionate nights with you again. Deathsaurus often thinks about them and gets very riled up. The idea of filling you with his transfluids until you're stabilizers twitched and all you could do was pant... It sends a jolt of charge right down his array. Especially seeing you be all domestic with the sparklings. It makes him feel a certain type of way.

— All these feelings culminates into him trying to talk his way into having another set with you, to which you sigh and reply with: "Carry yourself and then we'll talk...". He's got a frown and everything. Maybe you're in a bad mood... He'll try again later. Deathsaurus wants it badly. And he knows you can't resist his charm forever.

Predaking

— Unlike Deathsaurus who's had his instinct on a leash, the fact that he's a completely different species from Cybertronians, along with him never truly having the chance to interact in a real 'society'... Predaking struggles with his base instincts. He has no real idea about how to go about these things and the only real thing he trusts is his instinct.

— But there are instances where he seriously doubts those... instincts. Such as the one yelling at him to spark you up. Not to mention the way his panels heat up the moment he even considers entertaining the thought. Predaking does crave to see more of his kind, so its not necessarily a bad thought.

— He loves you, he truly does. You're his 'conjux', as the Cybertronians say. His mate. Lover. Predaking would never want anything bad to befall upon you but Primus, once he enters his heat, its almost impossible for him to hold back whenever those images of your backstruts curving up enter his mind whenever he thinks about breeding you full. He can almost picture it, you're in the nest, your knees pressed to your chassis as his spike keeps going to the deepest parts of your frame- He has to stop himself from thinking any further.

— Unlike Deathsaurus who let's you get used to the idea, bringing it up in conversations, Predaking is a lot more up front about wanting to give you a sparkling. Like a flat out, in the more direct way ever. And he doesn't even bother hiding it when he's in heat.

— If you are a Predacon as well, Predaking will be a lot more rough and thorough than Deathsaurus, he's fully claiming your frame with his marks and inviting you to leave your own on his frame. He won't stop until the both of your scents are mixed to a degree where they're indistinguishable. As if the two of you are the one and the same.

— His need to breed is a lot more prominent when he's in heat. His spike bullying its way through your channel as you cry out, holding onto him and Predaking makes sure that his transfluids sweep deep inside of you. It happens almost always when he's in heat, his otherwise comparatively gentle demeanor crumbles into nothing when that primal coding takes over.

— So him breeding you is a very common occurrence. Only time he holds back is if you're not a Predacon and are Cybertronian. He's genuinely terrified that he might break you if he gets too lost in the act. So it means he usually has you riding him and when he's in heat, he has to hold back from using you as a toy because you're not moving fast enough for him. Oh, its a real test of his restraints...

— And when he realizes he's sparked you... He panics internally. On one hand, he hasn't the faintest clue on how to sire. The other, he is somewhat excited. But mostly nervous. Perhaps even doubting himself whether he can actually do this. Either way, he knows be shouldn't stress you and is ready to take responsibility.

— When you're carrying, he's overtly posessive over you. Not wanting you out of his sight for too long. His instincts flare. And his servos are always on you. Predaking sternly tells you to rest in the nest.

— When he does see his sparklings, he feels the crushing weight of responsibilities more than he does pride. They're so small... Tiny in his servos. Predaking thinks that he might've been been... reckless. A part of him gets very protective, thinking about how he hasn't even made sure that the area they're in is safe to raise bitlets in the first place! He tries to be a parent. Predaking is the stern one. He's not very "fun" to be around but he tries his best.

— Genuinely, it'd be a miracle if you end up with just one litter. With Predaking and his heats, its going to be inevitable that you'd have to carry a lot more. Especially if you're a Predacon as well because you've got your own heat cycle too. The two of you might as well bring back the entire Predacon race by yourselves.

if you want more predaking w his s/o and sparkling fluff this is the post for you.

i did this under the assumption that anon wanted IDW Deathsaurus but if you did want Victory then... gomenasai 🙏

[carnobot]

they’re getting along

[quanta-44]

20th march, mass Tumblr log off in protest of the reblog update

Remember when we threatened a mass log off to get rid of shapes.inc and then all the shapes.inc ads mysteriously vanished? yeah, let's do that again. On the 20th of march 2026, we tumblr users will log off in protest of the split notes on reblogs. Spread the word!! Reblog!! Tag your moots!!

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Make sure to reschedule posts that may be posting on the 20th too!!

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[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’m down for this

[liaswritesrobots]

Yo so due to Tumblr's fuckery of both allowing AI scraping and now this wack ass new update it's super unlikely that I'll be posting any writing on tumblr again, which sucks cause I just got back into writing things too. Any writing I do will now be posted to AO3 and maybe pillowfort if I ever get the motivation to move to finally move everything go there.

Of you don't have my AO3 yet here it is

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Squiddly_Diddily

and here's my pillowfort, where I might post writing, art, and other projects

ResidentEvil

Yo, I&#39;m Lias\Liss,  | There will be nsfw here sometimes but it will be tagged appropriately| You&#39;ll mostly find a lot of horror, vid

[transformers-spike]

I think Sentinel would be overwhelmed making love to his human. You cannot tell me tight human hole won't make him overload in seconds the first few times

Just Sentinel holding his human's hands in missionary while he struggles to survive. Dude, his servos are so huge their hands disappear completely. Steam is coming from his vents and his valve is twitching and dripping transfluid

I can just imagine him managing to get intimate with his mate while chinbutch is asleep. And they jokingly say "Let's make another bitty" and he immediately busts a big fat nut

He doesn't want to make them go through it again (the C section made him black out) - but oh boyyyy, his pregnancy kink tells him to go for it

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 226

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Rattrap (Transformers)

 Ichiban Kasuga (Yakuza: Like a Dragon)

Voting ended onMar 22

PROPAGANDA:

[Rattrap]

"He would be rather annoying about it and say shit like “sparked bot coming through,” and he deserves that after everything he’s been through and will continue to go through."

[Ichiban]

"He's such a good guy even after everything he's been through (grew up in a brothel, spent 18 years in prison for a murder he didn't do, was homeless, lost his job bc of an evil vtuber) he still manages to stay optimistic. I just think he'd be a good dad."

[spacedrinks]

Product of tonight’s livestream. Thanks for watching, folks!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 45

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)

Prowl (Transformers)

Voting ended onFeb 1

PROPAGANDA:

[Odysseus]

"Look. I submitted him last time. I've already made a legacy for myself. Jorge Rivera-Herrans himself found out about the poll and I'm mortified about it every day.

IS THAT GONNA STOP ME FROM TRYING TO PUT A BABY IN THE ODUSSY??? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!!!!

This is an adaptation of the Odyssey where Odysseus is 10000% faithful to his wife, Penelope. He's down bad. She could do it. I've read her do it in fanfic.

But also this fandom has the manwhore AU (courtesy of animatic artist and Tumblr user anniflamma) where Odysseus SLUTS OUT to save his crew. He sluts out for Poseidon. He sluts out for Zeus. (Maybe he sluts out for Hermes? All the Hermes/Odysseus interactions are incredibly fruity).

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, SOMEONE IS GETTING THIS MAN PREGNANT!"

"Look this is less about needing Odysseus to be pregnant (though I'm not disregarding the idea 👀) and more about believing that Penelope of Sparta is the og "if any woman could knock up her husband, it's her" type of woman and Odysseus would be 10000% down for it just because it's Penelope asking. Like yeah Epic the Musical is newly finished, but the tale of Odysseus simping for his wife and costing people their lives along the way back to her is over 2000 years old. (And I mean, they had mpreg stories back then, but it was like, Athena bursting out of Zeus' forehead 🤷)." (*This is a resubmission of propaganda from last season, but not from the original submitter)

"He's just. Such a guy. He's a gentleman. Very loyal and loves his wife. Already has a kid but damn he needs another. His wife tops you cannot convince me otherwise. He can killed 108 men out of sheer absolute rage but also “PenEoLPe WHYY~ you know im too shy~~” at the same time. He is girlboss. He is malewife and according to the media has amazing thighs. He might be a bisexual. Go listen to the cut song “appetite” (trust me on this bro) a siren thought he was a girl dad and no matter how wrong she was she was also totally right. I don’t want to do it but it’s a: “Guards, impregnate that man!” Situation Please bro."

"That man is bottom-coded and I think Penelope would want him pregnant."

"Come on! Look at him! The man that spent twenty years trying to get back to his wife isn't the one getting pregnant? Also please, have you LOOKED at his wife? The woman from Sparta? She's the one getting him pregnant 100%. Plus, he made it pretty far last time! (Also there's a community that ships him with almost every other character and he's almost never the top there so)."

"He is the optimal form of malewife, trekking over seas for a whole decade to find his beloved wife and i think he would enjoy being allowed to carry Penelope's child."

"Tragic manwhore who misses his wife and child and has huge pecs. Perfect for feeding baby."

[Prowl]

"I want to study the child he has for new forms of mental illness. Also he has huge tits."

"This man. He needs a baby. He'd be such a bad parent, but I need it to happen."

Prowl propaganda from last season

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 6

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Lord Adar (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power)

Pharma (Transformers)

Voting ended onJan 25

PROPAGANDA:

[Adar]

"anyone can become a babygirl, but it takes a real man to be the single mother of (checks notes) every orc in middle earth!! his name is LITERALLY 'father' in elvish! he assassinates SAURON to get custody of the kids!! this is an uruk who has earned a motherly glow while carrying his scrungly children."

"He is already the father of thousands of Uruk (orcs). His name means "Father" in Sindarin (Elvish). His formal title is Lord Father. He needs to experience the joys of motherhood, too. He looks handsome in his black chain mail. How would he look in a maternity outfit?"

"His deal-with-the-devil desire was to have children!"

[Pharma]

"The issue he's reintroduced is literally called "The Fecund Moon". Pharma's Phecundity for the win. Most breedable robot in TF history."

"He's been put through the ringer more times than I can count and is hated by the majority of the fandom who do not understand his character. He deserves to get pregnant as a treat. Plus I think he'll care for his kids, he just needs to be given some mood stabilizers and a therapist to make sure he doesn't screw them up."

[decepti-thots]

10 files

Right, I have been meaning to do this for a while... voila, here is a folder in which you can download:

* Every IDW1 mainline comic in their original trade editions (mostly; see below)

* Alternatively, one zip file that contains everything, for ease! You may need a MEGA account for this due to size- it's free.

Some specifics:

* These are in .cbz format. To read .cbz files, you need to download a comic viewer program that works on your device, there's tons. Best way to read comics digitally by far.

* The way these are collected reflects the Humble Bundle they did of a collection of the entire continuity ahead of the IDW2 relaunch. What this means is that everything here is presented in its standard collected edition, as digital trade paperbacks, *until* the very end; when the HB came out, the last couple trades had not yet been released. These comics (e.g. Unicron, the very end of LL) are therefore individual issues.

* I have also added in the Last Stand of the Wrecker deluxe edition extras and the Dark Cybertron deluxe edition extras. Because I love you all.

Over the years getting ahold of these comics has gotten more and more scattershot, and the main remaining direct downloads either don't have easy bulk download options or have them in the 'IDW Collection' format, which is very unhelpful IMO reading order wise, since it mixes the different series together... nor do they usually collect the trade versions where the extras are found. Most public torrents also seem quite inactive and are the individual issues. I put all these on MEGA for my own use, and I thought I may as well share!

Free yourself of the pain of using those 'read comics online' sites that bombard you with ads. Please. I'm begging you do it for me. It's so much better this way.