I cannot escape Transformers hell

18+ (No Minors for pete's sake) - In my transformers brainrot era - inbox open - suggestions are in

[transformers-spike]

Suggestions Open

MASTERLIST:

Dos: Cybertronian x Human

Don'ts: Cybertronian x Cybertronian

Bonus Dos: The Amazing Digital Circus, Hazbin Hotel, I have no mouth but I must scream

(or feel free to send me messages abt whatever)

Favorite writing:

TFP

-Dreadful Intermission: Knock Out x Reader (links to AO3) tw:Noncon

-Bleed me dry: Megatron x Reader (links to AO3) tw:Noncon

-Blueberry Drizzle: Knock Out x Reader (nsfw and links to AO3)

-Kissing headcanons: Knock Out/Starscream/Megatron x reader (suggestive)

-Blessed be your ignorance: SG Optimus x Reader (nsfw)

-Be careful what you wish for: Megatron x Reader (nsfw)

-A little longer: Optimus x Reader (nsfw)

-Visitors: Decepticons x Reader (nsfw and links to AO3)

-Eating pussy headcanons: Autobots x Reader (nsfw)

-Eating pussy headcanons: Decepticons x Reader (nsfw)

-Mistletoe headcanons: Autobots x Reader (mostly sfw)

-Tell me it's alright to cry: Dreadwing x Reader (nsfw + links to AO3)

-Guardianship: Starscream x Reader (sfw) tw: SH comfort

-Cuddling headcanons: Decepticons x Reader (suggestive + AO3 link)

-Pillow Talk: Breakdown

TFA

-To be loved: Blurr x Reader x Shockwave (links to AO3) tw:noncon

-Cold shower: Blurr x Reader (nsfw + links to AO3)

-Silver tongue and honeyed lips: Megatron x Reader (links to AO3) tw:noncon

-A delicate craving: Shockwave x Reader x Blurr (links to AO3) tw:noncon?

-Mercy upon the desperate: Shockwave/Longarm x Reader x Blurr (nsfw + links to AO3)

-Suffering I must ignore: Perceptor x Reader tw: noncon

G1

-Unwanted Attention: Soundwave x Reader (links to AO3) tw:dubcon

-Desired Attention: Soundwave x Reader tw:dubcon

TF:One

-Spread your wings for me, golden boy: Sentinel x Reader (nsfw) (links to AO3)

-Sweet Ichor: Sentinel x Readers (nsfw) tw:dubcon

Spikeart

-Megatron x human (nsfw)

-Megatron x human from Bleed me dry (suggestive) tw:noncon

-Hand holding (Dreadwing, Breakdown, Starscream, Ratchet)

-Hand holding (Soundwave, Megatron, Knock Out, Optimus)

-Megatron, Breakdown, Dreadwing and Knock Out valveplug redesigns (nsfw)

-Starscream x fem human (nsfw)

-TFA Sentinel (spike and valve)

-Shockwave (spike and valve)

-TFA Shockwave sparkling

-TFA Blurr and Shockwave sparklings

-TFA Decepticon sparklings

I also take valveplug commissions! (You don't need to make an account for it btw - just have a paypal or smth)

Fic fanart (they make me cry)

Bleed me dry by @karinadele

Bleed me dry meme by @athenafinn

Bleedverse chapter 4 meme animation

Eating out headcanons (Megatron) by @discountsurgery

Breakdown spike (Dickdown) by @ace---hardware

Tell me it's alright to cry (Dreadwing) by @discountsurgery

Dreadwing failing at being a dad by @karinadele

Recommended reads (pls try them they're so good)

Fanfics to check out

-Burn a hole in the old grip of the familiar by @solain-rhyo (Ultra Magnus x reader)

-We all go up in flames (going out in style) (Megatron x Reader)

-All these false starts (Knock Out x reader)

-Breaking Bread by @ss-shitstorm (Megatron x Reader)

-Fortuna Primigenia (Optimus x reader)

-Blackbird (Starscream x reader)

-Physical Therapy (Ratchet x reader)

-Faster Pussycat (Knock Out x reader)

-Victory by @korpuskat (Decepticons x reader)

-Multitasking (Megatron x reader x Soundwave)

-Hideaway (Starscream x reader)

-"Every breath you take" is not a love song by @hotdogharvester (Tarn x Reader/OC)

-Take me Higher, Flyboy by @moodymisty (Starscream x Reader)

-take a bite of my spark tonight by Monster Parade (Shockwave x OC)

-Dreams of Woe and Metal by an Orphaned Account (Blurr x Reader)

-Trauma Bay by Slyboots (Breakdown x Knock Out and Dreadwing & Skyquake)

-Decadence by @auntopossum (Decepticons x Reader)

-Nicotine (Oneshots) by @karinadele (Various x Reader)

-Held Open by SineadRivka (Dinobot x Reader)

-until we reach Ithica by Cao_the_Dreamer (Megatron x Reader x Shockwave)

-Hive for a Wolfpack by @drunkeninlovesailor (Insecticons x Reader)

-Better Than any Dirty Video You'd ever Seen by OutOfKeys (Sentinel x Reader x Optimus)

Tumblr ask blogs

- @rawmeknockout

- @rocksinmuffin

- @smallestapplin

- @pinkanonwrites

- @squibsformers

- @revelboo

Tumblr spicy art blogs

- @botmilf (maybe support them on patreon?)

- @shapeofmetal

- @lace-tf

- @boni-dungeon

- @katzske (has a fantastic patreon)

- @drill-bits (pls check out their patreon)

List of spicy I made for bluesky

[yamnyanms]

Rodimus, please put it back in the oven for a little longer..

[twoheadrat]

Thinking about Magical girl Blurr @sourjellyworm made..

I love her sm..

[pikezmcpie]

Agent Blurr reporting, Jazz holding Prowl’s entire waist and Jazzprowl wedding

[lemonade-pop]

messenger

it's been like 4 years since I drew this guy

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Ultra Magnus’ milf should take a pinup pic w/ Mags hammer. Thrown on some lingerie and use that sucker as a pole.

god this is exactly what i needed

I love how they're violating the very symbol of Autobot leadership with human hole. I hope she grinds against it and stains the hammer with her organic juices

Ultra Magnus's cooling fans are making him sound like a jet engine

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Just checking in from chat to say I hope you're holding up alright, and to say Happy Pride <3

awwww thank you

happy pride dude. kms in june would be a hate crime, so i can't do anything until july

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split between getting myself Yolopark Dinobot or APC Skyquake...

[stupidneko]

[alienszarecool]

forgiveness is difficult isn’t it?

[alienszarecool]

messy practice, will possibly use this for a megaratch vid…

[alienszarecool]

he’s so sickly

[alienszarecool]

the blood of the nameless

[transformers-spike]

Cybertronian languages & dialects in TFP

To start off, before the Age of Wrath (aka before the Quintessons), there used to be many more languages across various bot groups living on Cybertron. Most of these languages (and cultures) have been eradicated by Quintesson rule in an effort to "unite" (more like control) the population

They didn't completely succeed.

"Old Cybertronian" is a tricky term because it's meant to encapsulate the various languages/dialects whose recordings survived the Quintesson era despite their policies. A regular ol' bot believes it's the only old language available, but anyone with an interest in history knows it's supposed to be a catch-all term

The language the Quintessons were trying to push was a sort of Lingua Franca of the most "common" languages of the time (aka the ones with the greatest populations). This slowly turned into modern day "Cybertronian" (or well, the language most dominant across the polities). Even so, there are variations of it (and different dialects) all across the planet. Accents are definitely a thing, and even if we can't hear them in the show, the bots certainly can

For example, Ratchet, Optimus and Ultra Magnus have a distinctly Iacon accent. Megatron has a Kaonan accent, Starscream (and Skyquake/Dreadwing) have Vosnian accents, Knock Out has a Praxian accent, etc

Dialects (and even separate languages) are pretty important, especially to the most "independent" polities. Vos has quite a few dialects, mostly used between fliers. They can certainly speak Common Cybertronian, but it's usually with strangers (or when they're trying to communicate on a global scale). Remember, because of the sheer scale of polities, there is typically more than one dialect per state, but usually one is favored more than the others

Newly-emerged protoforms typically learn Common Cybertronian as their first language, but depending on their mentors, their native tongue may be a dialect instead (a common practice in Vos). It's mostly looked down upon by other polities because it's usually a way to symbolically claim independence from the other dominant polities, but I digress

Though, there are rare cases where bots don't speak Common Cybertronian. They can certainly use their built-in translators to understand others (and make themselves understood) - but anyone who doesn't know the common tongue is considered a "social failure"

Now, there's still a major difference between "proper" Cybertonian/dialects and the ones used by the laboring castes. Yay. Classism. Megatron for example had to adopt formal Cybertronian in order to reach as many bots as he did through his speeches. But in the company of other laborers, I can see him slipping back into his old ways. Still sad he had to change his manner of speaking in order to be taken seriously :(

As the war goes on, Common Cybertronian has continued to evolve. New words have sprung up, and without a rigid academic structure controlling its evolution, there's a real chance multiple new dialects have popped up, evolving from Cybertronian mixed with prior dialects

Then there's the whole thing with Earth/other alien languages. I like to think most bots have an advanced translator that, when able to access language databases, can facilitate communication. Think of it as an ever-evolving system that can adopt new words and definitions - but it's quite flawed since if the bot in question misunderstands a phrase/word, the definition/usage can get muddled. Still, the more time bots spend with humans, the more they're able to learn an adapt in order to make their speaking seem "natural"

Now, there's a specific scene I have a hard time with at the start of season 2. When Fowler had to pretend to be a vehicon while speaking to Breakdown. I have three theories regarding this:

Breakdown didn't process he was hearing English, probably from the stress of the extremely shitty stuff that happened to him (MECH, having to prove his worth in the Decepticons, tight deadlines, who knows what else)

Ratchet has created a translator for the humans to access (my best bet is him doing this for Raf - but it really came in handy later on)

Idk - I guess Breakdown is used to speaking in English with the vehicons? Considering how he and KO tend are fond of puns and wordplay (that's not even mentioning KO watching human movies), maybe he sometimes speaks to curious vehicons this way (especially since we've seen him talking casually to them in the Synth-En episode)

For now, this is about all I got. Can you tell I love worldbuilding?

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Oh def!

I neglected to mention the existence of other languages, but they're definitely a thing - especially the farther you stray from Iacon.

Do you mean Quintesson (aka the colonizers) language influence? I'm kind of on the fence with this since Shockwave was the one who translated it in the books. I'm tempted to say Quintessons actively tried to eradicate any tanslations of their language(s) - mostly in an attempt to make sure Cybertronians had no way of tapping into Quintesson-only information. Oh, and I consider Praxis to be just another city-state on Cybertron - nothing all that special about it, and it didn't have a huge influence

I think Bulkhead (and probably most of team prime) downloaded a bunch of Earth languages, but not all of them. Dude should download some more, but he's got bigger things to worry about

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Comfort is brief. Processing and living by kind words is nigh impossible... at least right now

This year has been an utter disappointment. Being failed by the system and leaving my tfp fics to rot. Failure consumes my mind

I have received news about universities that have accepted me. But all I feel is dread. I am and will always be a burden. Unable to make important choices, constantly freezing and babbling whenever I come across a fork in the road

I wouldn't be rambling so much abt my mental health if I actually got the help I needed. Heck, I doubt i would have even revealed bday. But I rely on the comfort of strangers to get through the day

[transformers-spike]

Somehow didn't kms before my bday

Despite everything, I'm still here

[madamadamiu]

One year of the Lost Light Cat Shelter!!! It’s been a wonderful time