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I'm hilarious, trust me.

[zvaigzdelasas]

I love the future, actually

[orriculum]

can i get uh……..McDeath™

[nintendomii]

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

[catsuggest]

appreciatinge some dirt today

[morefunthanb4]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Mayas were only off by 4 years.

[awwww-cute]

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

[bookipsies]

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

[joyffullfinn-deactivated2020082]

[beeishappy]

[fuks]

[fake]

[sherlockspeare]

The Tale of Election 2016 w/ Benedict Cumberbatch (X)

[chefpyro]

Do: Continue to oppose Trump and all he represents.

Do not: Suggest killing him, even in jest. That makes you look like the bad guy.

[tekkaman]

2016: bad ending unlocked

[thoodleoo]

self care is bench-pressing 500 trojans you just killed and fighting a river

[thelegendofclarke]

Literally millions of Americans right now are telling women this: It doesn’t matter how qualified you are. It doesn’t matter how smart, capable, or experienced you are. It doesn’t matter if you are the most qualified person for your job in American History… You are still not as good as a sexist, racist, bigoted, misogynistic fuckboy who paints himself orange.

In my opinion, that’s a fucking shame.

[princesconsuela]