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Komm' auf mein Begräbnis, und, dann wirst Du auf meinem Grabstein tanzen. Prussia (ˈprʌʃə), never to be confused with Russia (unless you want a jackboot in the face), was a pissed-off and usually very angry Teutonic state in Northern Europe that no longer exists except as a state of mind. Forged from a mixture of Protestant work-ethic and militarism, Prussians were so tough that the terrified, fleeing peoples whose lands bordered theirs widely believed they were hatched from cannonballs. When dealing with them, just remember: "Never piss off a Prussian." [[ Independent RP blog for the character Prussia, Gilbert Beilschmidt, from the webcomic and series Axis Powers Hetalia. I will RP all time frames, including Teutonic, Dutchy, Kingdom, WWI & WWII periods, Iron Curtain (GDR) and modern day Prussia. Lit is preferred, and don't be scared to message me for an RP! ]] Current Magic Anon Status: None. Active on Tumblr since May 2011-ish, but has been played since some time in 2008.

[severnayastolitsa-moved-blog]

That. That doesn’t even make sense. What is the joke. I don’t get it.

You know, why are you even still alive, you don’t legally exist on the map. And you can talk about my “weirdass blood problem” all you like but you’re literally the colour of paper.

[prussicacid]

You're the joke.

I illegally exist. I'm an outlaw. A rebel. a geographic criminal. Does that work?

[rinascitadipasta]

Oh. Oh. Yes, that is not the best of ideas. He is a little too stiff and his voice can get really loud which can intimidate people if they are not used to it. But Ludwig is good at heart, so we should have more faith in him! To get it right. 

One day…

By the way, this is very good cheese. 

[prussicacid]

You know, I didn't raise him to be like this. As a German bureaucrat, of course, he has to be serious when it calls for it, but-- He just.

It didn't work out for him. I might've been a little too strict. And look what happened. Does come in handy at times, but...

--Hm? It's Limburger, smelly, but good.

[severnayastolitsa-moved-blog]

I have one “weirdass blood problem”, thank you very much, it’s hemophilia and it is not considered fatal anymore.

Besides, I am immorta anyways, clearly you forgot about that? You’re an idiot. 

[prussicacid]

Actually, I think you're the idiot here.

I definitely think so. Alexei 'dumm' Alexsky.

[prussicacid]

driftinginthesnow reblogged your post:[ He’s dressed, amazingly, complete with pants....

[Well if it’s being offered…]

[Help yourself dude, it's up for grabs.]

[prussicacid]

[ He’s dressed, amazingly, complete with pants. But still, less than enthusiastic. ]

West, this was a fucking awful idea.

[ There’s a plate of sausage, cheese and biscuits on a table. Help yourself, Gilbert isn’t. ]

[ludwigvonludwig-blog]

Gilbert.

/he places a hand on the man’s shoulder

I know it seems like a terrible situation, but there’s nothing we can do. We can’t run from our responsibilities. I think this is a positive step in becoming better men. 

We will— /gets distracted by some ham

/he eats said ham

[prussicacid]

I blame you completely for this.

Completely.

I've dealt with some shit. But being a waitress isn't one of those things. I think you should take over, go get that apro--

[ Ludwig. Why. Stop. ]

WEST.

[rinascitadipasta]

[ Feliciano is more than glad to help himself as he stuffs his face with cheese, cheese being the one item of food that is in every other Italian dish regardless. ] 

What was an awful idea? 

[ He smiles at Gilbert with his mouth full of food. ] 

[prussicacid]

[ He shrugs, reaching for the plate and making a small biscuit-sausage-cheese tower for himself. ]

West being a host. Ludwig.

[ Dishearteningly takes a bit of his little creation. ]

[prussicacid]

severnayastolitsa replied to your post:[ He’s dressed, amazingly, complete with pants....

Why have both of the Germans decided to show up tonight.

I think the real question is why the hell you haven't died yet, kid.

What happened to those hundreds of weirdass blood problems you have?

[prussicacid]

[ He's dressed, amazingly, complete with pants. But still, less than enthusiastic. ]

West, this was a fucking awful idea.

[ There's a plate of sausage, cheese and biscuits on a table. Help yourself, Gilbert isn't. ]

[prussicacid]

You never said we were having guests.

[ludwigvonludwig-blog]

Gilbert. We need to be more welcoming, set some example for our neighbours, yes?

I want to be a decent role-model. 

You should get ready, I’ll hold them off until then. 

[prussicacid]

Fine.

I'll go get the sausage ready.

[ludwigvonludwig-blog]

Hmn…

I believe I’ve been reading for far too long, I’ve lost sense of time. It hasn’t been that long, has it? I’m sorry if it appeared rude, I don’t normally have many guests over, anyway.

[prussicacid]

You never said we were having guests.

[prussicacid]

[[ Yo I'm not dead but the aph rp comm has been slow as all hell lately and I'm p uninspired to do anything here right now

I have another rp blog over here which I'm a lot more active on if anyone's interested / is in snk rp

but yo!!! ]]

[prussicacid]

Ore va Gilbert dess

Ore va kavaii

[svenpai]

hot yaoi action

[prussicacid]

Wasn't that fun?

[prussicacid]

I did Ludwig's because Alexei is a little shit

[ludwigvonludwig-blog]

…I redrew.

Now it’s Gilbert and not a dog. He is drinking beer with a baby bird in his pocket. 

I… don’t think your shoulders are accurate, please don’t be offended. 

[prussicacid]

Good work everyone!

Now, we swap.

Ludwig, you can have mine

Alexei can have Ludwig’s

Milena can have Alexei’s (good luck)

Feli can have Milena’s

And I’ll have Feli’s

Now, using the scribbles, we have to draw whoever’s we got.

[ludwigvonludwig-blog]

It is a dog…

[prussicacid]

...Ludwig.

I'm not a dog. You have to draw me.