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mvndcs:
“ it’s just a little mingling , right ? nah , i say that but i skip those kinds of event all the time . cattiness ? you’re telling me ballet dancers aren’t majestic and courteous at all times ? i don’t buy it . ”
“ i hate mingling. i’m the worst at it. and people assume that i slept my way to the top, because people do that so then they think they can threaten me into sleeping with them. ballet culture is SO WEIRD like i need to be a real person outside of it.”
ennrata:
“it’s really hot. trust me on THAT. you can’t really beat the appeal of a bendy body. i guess in this case the fantasy is B E T T E R than the reality. but that’s why we have fantasies in the first place, isn’t it ?”
“ love this for me because the ballet schedule i’ve got going means i NEVER get laid.”
◟ * ⸒ 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖘𝖘 . ◝
STASSIE: i've been working out every single day for the past couple of weeks and my ass is, no joke, fucking numb
STASSIE: the things we do to look hot in a bikini :///
SARA: dude i get it i literally cannot feel my ass after rehearsal most days
SARA: if u want a ~crazy~ effective workout hit my line im all about working smarter not harder
ennrata:
“ballerinas in G E N E R A L are sexy, girl, are you kidding me ? i’m pretty sure it’s everyone’s fantasy to sleep with one. you can FACT CHECK me on that.”
“ i mean i guess the whole bendy thing is hot but we are smelly and dirty and lack toenails. there’s nothing glamorous or sexy about that.”
dcvmp:
so, the obvious first question here is whether or not you actually had a boring time or if it turned out better than you thought. you totally don’t need a plus one to have fun at a party ! just make your own fun.
“ the parties honestly never really get better. when i was in the corps i thought being principal meant you actually got to have fun at these things, but NOPE. “
mvndcs:
“ ah , shit . yeah , let’s not get you fired . i don’t know.. seems like you might have to endure it and then just go completely crazy afterwards to make up for that precious time you’re never getting back ! ”
“ i LOVE ballet but fuck dude, those events are tiring. i would rather rehearse for like three days straight then deal with the bullshit and the cattiness that comes from being exclusively around drunk dancers.”
mciiia:
“how did the party end up going?? hopefully, it was LESS painful than what it seemed to be!”
“ it was lame as FUCK but the free, hundred dollar bottles of champagne were fun. ballet parties suck. all the corps girls and soloists get mad catty and the principles are always off being so goddamn annoying because like half of them are married to each other.”
𝙋𝙍𝙓𝙈𝘼𝘽𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙉𝘼
“ so basically, jonathan is the artistic director of the ballet, and if i don’t go, he COULD, in theory, demote me from principle to soloist, which i don’t want. so if you’re down to come that would be helpful.”
“ ah alright … that makes A LOT more sense than my original thought of this lad. i mean, hey i wouldn’t have offered if i wasn’t considerin’ bein’ helpful. new year, new me i suppose ? what should i be wearing for this event ? ”
“ i guess a suit ?? dude i dunno, it’s genuinely almost february and we’re having a party now.”
Ughhhhhhhh, after a long day at work I’m finally home and able to relax with a good book. Honestly my favorite way to relax is laying on the couch with a good book, nothing can beat that. I know, I know, I’m a nerd 😂. What are some of your favorite ways to relax?
“ even though it’s.. factually incorrect, say nothing by patrick radden keefe iss one of my favorite books. have you read it ??”
pcrriie:
i mean, i’m SUPER late to the game here, but we can do a post-new year party ? maybe that would work for us now ! we could have a themed party or something. but not a twenties theme, that’s too obvious.
“ we’re in final nutcracker week so that sounds fun !! we can definitely do that !! just – i need to really budget my time because in two weeks we’re doing balanchine, which means i have tons of rehearsal leading up to that.”
ennrata:
“champagne ? okay. i can fuck with that, for one night at least. those hangovers are actually the worst. i want to learn some sexy ballerina move, too. it’s only FAIR. a girl’s gotta take every little bit she can.”
“ i love this for me. and i’d love to teach you something, but i’m not sure what ballerina moves can actually be considered sexy.”
mvndcs:
” just.. bail and do something else . i mean , what’s the worst that could happen ? can’t imagine anyone wanting to spend their first weekend of the year at some boring company party . save yourself . ”
“ aw, MAN dude, i wish. i feel like every year, the nycb company does this and every year i consider ditching but, it might put my position in jeopardy because the whole point is to show the sponsors of the ballet a good time.”
lcuiiiz:
“ not t’ be like that nosy ass guy, but is there reason you’re really going ? i assume just t’ save face, but also for this whole … jonathan fellow ? dunno, i’d say fuck it, but perhaps i could help you out n’ just attend with you so people are like … less on your back about going without someone ? ”
“ so basically, jonathan is the artistic director of the ballet, and if i don’t go, he COULD, in theory, demote me from principle to soloist, which i don’t want. so if you’re down to come that would be helpful.”
Sara Mearns and Tyler Angle in Swan Lake (New York City Ballet)
New York City Ballet in Serenade
There’s not enough love for NYCB on here
lcuiiiz:
“ oh god, that’s something i always hate about the holidays. dumb christmas n’ new year parties where literally no one likes one another ? am i on the same route of meaning for this party you’re attending ? it sounds like you’re doing all you can t’ avoid this party at all costs. ”
“ oh TRUST me, i want nothing more than to not go to this party. but principles have to go, otherwise we’ll get destroyed by jonathan, and i’m not trying to get my shows cut down. i just definitely don’t want to show up alone again.”
ennrata:
“that sounds… absolutely A W F U L. i can’t even do the whole pretend to be excited and eagerly agree routine. can i ask one question before i answer ? will there be an open bar ? this will make or break it all for me.”
“ only the BEST free, expensive ass champagne for the company. completely open bar, courtesy of our sponsors. PLEASE come. i’ll die there by myself.”
