pryde before the fall

[hailee-steinfld]

[pryderasputina-blog]

hailee-steinfld:

Hailee Steinfeld photographed by Naj Jamai for L'officiel Italia - September 2016

[lifedeathandlovefromstankonia-d]

[pryderasputina-blog]

lifedeathandlovefromstankonia:

Hailee + Sophie

[jackpowcr-deactivated20161005]

“oh wow, that’s actually pretty amazing. i didn’t think that still existed in this day and age. but good for you. that just shows you two truly love each other.” jack smiled, being truly happy for her and kind of wishing he had something like that but then again, he might not be able to be tied down just yet. it wasn’t always easy finding the right person. “thank you, i appreciate that. is this your way of setting me up?”

[pryderasputina-blog]

“i didn’t think it existed at all really. she changed things though. jesus i sound like a cornball, i’m sorry.” she laughed, smiling back at him. “it definitely is. you better be nice to her those man or i’ll have to hurt you.” 

[fxtedriders]

“Nah man, y’gotta let Harambe rest in pieces man. Like, I think the memes are gettin’ kinda old….Now the spicy memes are the ones that are made in times of crisis my guy.”

[pryderasputina-blog]

“he has risen, there is nothing to let rest! white people not being able to eat spicy things isn’t a meme, its real life.” 

[eyeblcsts]

     “ maybe if i’d actually seen the damn monkey, i would be more partial to caring. ”

[pryderasputina-blog]

“you’re gonna make me cry scott. say you care!”

[bobbiestdrake-blog]

“you know what i really miss about high school? hitting the showers with my lacrosse team. it was a great bonding experience. we should build a place where superheroes can all shower together, we’d all be much closer if we did. if i ever win the lottery, that’s what i’m doing.“

[pryderasputina-blog]

“----”

[bobbiestdrake-blog]

“you said it, not me. ouch, that’s harsh. you were supposed to ‘say don’t need no harambe when you give me the whole damn zoo, bobby.’ now i’m a little jealous.“

[pryderasputina-blog]

“i think i might throw up. that’s honestly the worst thing i’ve ever heard.” she teased. “you should be. i mean harambe was one of a kind. i’m not sure you can ever truly live up to what he meant to me.” 

[pryderasputina-blog]

gabriclism:

❝ REST IN piece, harambe. my king, my savior, the only one who mattered. ❞

“i’m glad someone else understands. i just really need people around me for some support right now so its nice having you.” 

[bobbiestdrake-blog]

“why were dicks in harambe in the first place?”

[pryderasputina-blog]

“you are the worst. that wasn’t even kind of funny. you shouldn’t make light of my best friends death bobby. are you just jealous that he took your place?”

[fxtedriders]

“My guy, that meme is so old. Let the gorillia rest in pieces man!”

[pryderasputina-blog]

“i cant. i won’t rest until i get justice. this is more than a meme, its a way of life.” 

[eyeblcsts]

     “ … ”

      “ … ” 

   “ — bad kitty. ”

[pryderasputina-blog]

“what did i say? you don’t miss him scott? he was my best friend, all he wanted to do was play monkey ball and they took it from him” 

[jackpowcr-deactivated20161005]

“that makes it a little better. so uhm, you’ve never been into guys then? just girls all the time? interesting.” jack smirked. “ah right, yeah i’m not that into demons so i’ll just behave then. i’ll keep my charm for the other ladies.”

[pryderasputina-blog]

“not really. i mean truth be told ‘Yana is the only person i’ve ever really been intersted in period. we’ve been together since i was like 14 so there’s never really been much room for anyone else.” she replied with a shrug. “you better. you’re a nice guy, i’d hate to see you get eaten by a demon. good idea. i hear jubes may be available! you sould talk to her. 

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[hairandceleb]

[pryderasputina-blog]

rasputinpryde:

     “ um —– no, no. i’m definitely going first, i just want you here and happy. ” a gasp was heard from the blonde, pulling an offended scowl at kitty. “ i love nickelback!! ”

“you thought. i’m gonna make sure i go first sweetheart. besides if you died, i’d probably die of hearbreak like a day later.” kitty sighed and shook her head sadly. “i know. i know living with nickelbackitis isn’t easy but we’ll get through it babe.”

[pryderasputina-blog]

“dicks out of harambe, you were gone too soon !!”

[rasputinpryde]

     illyana moved to fit next to the girl, throwing her arm over her shoulders and pulling her in. “ i’d rather die again then listen to that little shithead. the thought’s nice though. ” the blonde was quick to turn her head, stealing a kiss from her fiance, a sly grin on her features. “ and boy was it AWFUL. ”

[pryderasputina-blog]

kitty gave her a tight, loving squeeze, looking up at her happily. “no. you’re never dying on me again. never ever. i’m gonna make sure i go before you---i don’t think i could live like a moment without you.” she said kissing her back. “i don’t know, it was bad but not as your nickelback phase?” she teased. “its okay though---if i loved you through that, i know its real.”