WHO WILL tell the story of
YOUR LIFE?
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WHO WILL tell the story of
YOUR LIFE?
starter call.
WHO WILL tell the story of
YOUR LIFE?
Brom: Eragon, practicing magic beyond your ability is both dangerous and stupid!
Saphira: You idiot! Putting yourself in danger like that! And leaving me behind!?
Arya: I can't believe you risked your life for me. You're not allowed to do stuff like that anymore!
Oromis: No practicing magic I haven't taught you yet. No summoning spirits. And no flirting with eleven princesses!
Nasuada: You can't just run off into the Empire without telling anyone! You're too important for that!
Roran: I can't believe you ran away from home without telling me you were a dragon rider!
...
Eragon: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
starter call.
sxphira.
( Now do tell me, Wise One --- )
THERE’S A twinkle in the bearded man’s eyes; he’s making just a small teasing jest, to goad the other on before he leans forward -- serious now. A question on his mind - ever the studious one.
( What was it like in that egg of yours? Could you sense your bearings outside the shell --- perhaps when you were lost from the elves? Or when you were found? )
SAPHIRA.
❝Eragon’s niavety may cause more trouble than my lust for violence; a problomatic state of affairs, and one I do not know how to fix. Or if it even, perhaps, should be.❞
“ ERAGON will learn soon enough, just as you will. Though you cannot hope to smother that natural-borne bloodlust of yours -- I’m fairly certain that you can simply learn to CONTROL it. Other dragons have, so can you. ”
starter call.
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.” // l AUghs
MEME: accepting
GOODNESS, WHAT on earth had he done to warrant such blunt words from the fierce beast beside him? Snowy white brows shoot up at the dragon; there’s something glittering in those coal black eyes of his ( ANGER, surprise, confusion? Who knows with the old man — it’s almost impossible to tell the kind of mood he’s in unless he speaks it aloud ). & instead of opening his mouth - he allows his mind to reach out for the dragon’s — just barely brushing up against her consciousness before allowing some VERY sarcastic thoughts through.
( O Dear Revered One – I had not realized that it was you who knew of the war in the West: please, finish for this old man’s sake. His mind just isn’t sharp enough anymore. Some things have slipped from it, I suppose. )
WHO WILL tell the story of
YOUR LIFE?
“ Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist. ”
MEME: accepting
NOTHING BUT a blank look is given to the younger, followed by some brief puffs of his pipe. The boy’s innocence still gets the best of him – the way he views the world as if by some great EXPANSE of nothing but legends & myth. Such youth would be spoiled soon enough, though Brom himself wouldn’t dare touch it. He’d lost his own some years ago & it had only made him bitter. The old man puffs once more before he settles himself ( back against a rather tall oak tree ) & takes a deep inhale.
“ You would do well to heed my words, Eragon. These beasts could slay ten men if they wished with their enormous size & strength. They mostly live in the mountains & I doubt that the dwarves have wiped them all out yet. One would never want to run into one of them — especially a farm boy like you. You’d be slain in an instant. ”
Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“Drop. Your. Sword.”
“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”
“I am not left handed.”
“As you wish.”
“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”
“Have fun storming the castle.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
“Have you ever considered piracy?”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”
“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“You killed my love.”
“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”
“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”
“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”
“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”
“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”
“Is this a kissing book?”
“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”
“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”
“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
“There will be blood tonight!”
“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”
“You can die too for all I care!”
“So I’m here till I die?”
“I can cope with torture.”
“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”
“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”
“I will never love again.”
“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”
“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”
“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”
“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”
“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”
“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”
“Stop saying that!”
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