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when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

passion-of-l0vers

i’m bleeding out in the snow and my friend is trying to help me but they just noticed that all my bloodstains are heart shaped so they set me down for a second to get some aesthetic photos they’re gonna post on instagram later. but to be fair i’m not tending to my wounds either i’m bitching on tumblr LOL! i think i am going to die in these snowy mountains. . . 🏔️ 🩸 ☠️

surskip

recently i was looking at the most downvoted posts on r/stoicism

oneheadtoanother

the loneliness of the long-distance bassist

grimelords

There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.

loveridden1999

girl whatever

flowerbleedme

Choleric poster: I still can't deal with all the toxic shippers in the Seinfeld fandom. I hope they die

Melancholic poster: you ever think about how you can't have the past back. its just like gone forever

Phlegmatic poster: There are definitely more than four kinds of posting online, but comparing it to humorism is pretty fun.

Sanguine poster: come with me to love world... they have Every toys there!

ymutate

Hajime Namiki, Japan b. 1947

Weeping Cherry

woodblock print

duckdotcom

they're adding mary magdalene to smash

obsob

reality check !!

yuriartillery

what would it take for you to Homura out

distressingly little

lonelychairsatcern

The purest example of the spirit of lonely chairs at CERN, a chair overlooking the renovation of the main building #b500 #main #works #renovation #CERN #lonelychairsatcern