pseudoPsionic

my name is eridan ampora im nine sweeps old and liVVin on alternia im interested in biology eVVolution and the history a the hemospectrum im a yellowblood

[pseudopsionic]

hi internet whats up

[ga-grimauxiliatrix]

[OOC: I hope this was alright! Thank you!]

[elledriiver]

well my connectiion ii2 2hot 2ooo bedtiime for me.

twoodle2.

[pseudopsionic]

he says twoodle2

oh god

[thesecondyousaidhello-blog]

[pseudopsionic]

do they make highblood repellant

[pseudopsionic]

this is the background a my tumblr dashboard right now

isnt it fuckin great

its a golden ship

EDIT: on my background its animated but when i upload it it wont moVVe for some reason

so

fuck that noise

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UCheo0M1Yss/T1fr4EjhSkI/AAAAAAAAA5c/bfa_Y4kTopQ/s1600/golden-ship-move-final-1.gif

this is the original link a it if anyone wants to see the real deal

[pseudopsionic]

how do people get dates

i need dates

preferably flushed dates

but caliginous or ashen ones would be nice too

[carcinograce]

ERIDAN, THAT IS THE QUESTION I HAVE BEEN ASKING MYSELF ALL MY LIFE.

CAN ANYONE HELP HIM OUT ON THIS?

[pseudopsionic]

yeah anyone

recommendations a trolls that might like dates would be nice

im fine with blind dates

not for the caliginous quadrant because holy shit thats terrifying but flushed sure

[carcinograce]

I HAVE TWO WEEKS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING. I HAVE GREY FACE POWDER BUT I’M GOING TO NEED SOMETHING MUCH THICKER TO SHUT OUT THE GLOW. SERIOUSLY, THERE’S SOME STUFF IN SOME OF MY BOOKS ABOUT THEM BEING ABLE TO TURN IT OFF OR SOMETHING BUT NOTHING SPECIFIC AS TO HOW. 

[pseudopsionic]

do you know any other rainbow drinkers you can ask

wow that was a stupid question a course you dont

[carcinograce]

HEH, IT’D BE HANDY IF I DID. HAVING SOMEBODY WHO KNEW THEIR SHIT HANGING AROUND WOULD BE NICE BUT AT THE MOMENT I’M BEING SCHOOLED BY A WHOLE LOT OF “EYEWITNESS SIGHTINGS” DATING BACK THE LAST HUNDRED SWEEPS, TRASHY ROMANCE NOVELS, AND CREEPYPASTA. HARDLY IDEAL, BUT IT’S ALL I’VE GOT. \:B

[pseudopsionic]

well if you cant trust trashy romnoVVels and creepypasta then i ask you what CAN you trust

seriously though ill be on the lookout for other rainbow drinkers to ask ok

[pseudopsionic]

how do people get dates

i need dates

preferably flushed dates

but caliginous or ashen ones would be nice too

[pseudopsionic]

hey eVVeryone

again

what haVVe i missed

[carcinograce]

SURPRISINGLY LITTLE ON MY END. I WENT TO MARKET THIS WEEKEND. I WORE A FLU MASK AND A SUN VISOR AND TOLD THEM I WAS SICK, WHICH BOUGHT ME A LITTLE TIME. AND IT’S PARTIALLY TRUE, BEING A RAINBOW DRINKER INVOLVES A LOT OF STUPID SHIT LIKE SORE THROATS AND HEADACHES. I HAVEN’T GOT HUNGRY YET, THOUGH, WHICH IS NICE.

[pseudopsionic]

yeah thats good

fuck im worried about you kar

can you get make up or somethin thatll hide the glow

[carcinograce]

I HAVE TWO WEEKS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING. I HAVE GREY FACE POWDER BUT I’M GOING TO NEED SOMETHING MUCH THICKER TO SHUT OUT THE GLOW. SERIOUSLY, THERE’S SOME STUFF IN SOME OF MY BOOKS ABOUT THEM BEING ABLE TO TURN IT OFF OR SOMETHING BUT NOTHING SPECIFIC AS TO HOW. 

[pseudopsionic]

do you know any other rainbow drinkers you can ask

wow that was a stupid question a course you dont

[pseudopsionic]

hey eVVeryone

again

what haVVe i missed

[carcinograce]

SURPRISINGLY LITTLE ON MY END. I WENT TO MARKET THIS WEEKEND. I WORE A FLU MASK AND A SUN VISOR AND TOLD THEM I WAS SICK, WHICH BOUGHT ME A LITTLE TIME. AND IT’S PARTIALLY TRUE, BEING A RAINBOW DRINKER INVOLVES A LOT OF STUPID SHIT LIKE SORE THROATS AND HEADACHES. I HAVEN’T GOT HUNGRY YET, THOUGH, WHICH IS NICE.

[pseudopsionic]

yeah thats good

fuck im worried about you kar

can you get make up or somethin thatll hide the glow

[the-omelas-kid]

[bagelchat-deactivated20130103]

asdfghjkladorable

[very-large-bird]

asdfasjkdlgfhasdkjfghdskljfhaskldjfhasdjkflhsdPERFECTIOn

[mydurisekel]

how can i comment on this without keyboard smashing? answer: i can’t…xsxcvbnmjhgfdssdwsdfasdfghjkl;….wow!!!

[awakaru]

-casually sends all of these to Toki-

[aeonomicon]

HOW DO I REACT

I CAN ONLY SCREAM

[pseudopsionic]

kar oh my fuckin god

<>

[pseudopsionic]

hey eVVeryone

again

what haVVe i missed

[pseudopsionic]

[[ PRIVATE ]]

[goldaquarius-blog]

I don’t GIVE A SHIT IF I SHARE MY SIGN WITH ANOTHER TROLL.

Wait-

YOU’RE that kid that freaked out at me for askin if you Were transhemo right?

I’m Watchin you.

[pseudopsionic]

oh for fucks sake please

if you haVVe any compassion at all

or for that matter any sense a self preserVVation

STOP BRINGIN THAT UP

i dont know what kind a fuckin timeline youre in where you can make a profile flauntin about that youre transhemo like its eVVerybodys goddamn business whats under your clothes

but in EVVERY OTHER TIMELINE EVVER if a troll is pegged as transhemo they will be CULLED

as in KILLED EXECUTED MURDERED EXILED FROM THE PLANE A THE LIVVIN

eVVery time you accuse me a bein transhemo or reference transhemoism around me or ask me if i am one or just fuckin mention it in connection to me

you are endangerin my life

regardless of whether or not your claims about me are true if you conVVince just ONE wrong person that they are then i will die

do you fuckin understand

this isnt like wantin a horn job this isnt like wantin a cat tail fused to your spine this is somethin that could end my fuckin life

so please if youve got ANY FUCKIN DECENCY at all do my one tiny goddamn favor and SHUT UP about transhemoism around me

in fact itd be nicer if you just straight up didnt talk to me at all but if you cant resist the urge at LEAST dont endanger my life while youre doin it

[goldaquarius-blog]

Oh.

I-

I didn’t knoW.

I’m sorry.

I guess I kind of assumed that since it doesn’t matter in my timeline, it doesn’t matter in others, too.

I’m really sorry.

[pseudopsionic]

yeah whateVVer

youd better fuckin watch out too

maybe your timelines fine with it but if you get the attention a someone with authority in a timeline that isnt fine with it you might find yourself gettin hunted anyway

[goldaquarius-blog]

[[ PRIVATE ]]

I don’t GIVE A SHIT IF I SHARE MY SIGN WITH ANOTHER TROLL.

Wait-

YOU’RE that kid that freaked out at me for askin if you Were transhemo right?

I’m Watchin you.

[pseudopsionic]

oh for fucks sake please

if you haVVe any compassion at all

or for that matter any sense a self preserVVation

STOP BRINGIN THAT UP

i dont know what kind a fuckin timeline youre in where you can make a profile flauntin about that youre transhemo like its eVVerybodys goddamn business whats under your clothes

but in EVVERY OTHER TIMELINE EVVER if a troll is pegged as transhemo they will be CULLED

as in KILLED EXECUTED MURDERED EXILED FROM THE PLANE A THE LIVVIN

eVVery time you accuse me a bein transhemo or reference transhemoism around me or ask me if i am one or just fuckin mention it in connection to me

you are endangerin my life

regardless of whether or not your claims about me are true if you conVVince just ONE wrong person that they are then i will die

do you fuckin understand

this isnt like wantin a horn job this isnt like wantin a cat tail fused to your spine this is somethin that could end my fuckin life

so please if youve got ANY FUCKIN DECENCY at all do my one tiny goddamn favor and SHUT UP about transhemoism around me

in fact itd be nicer if you just straight up didnt talk to me at all but if you cant resist the urge at LEAST dont endanger my life while youre doin it

[calamitousapprentice]

CRAWWWWLIN IN MY SKIN THESE WWWWOUNDS THEY WWWWILL NOT HEAL

[calamitousapprentice]

goldaquarius:

[calamitousapprentice]

Kid, I think you need a moirail. Or a therapist. Oh Wait-

wwell excuse me for not havvin romantic success its so easy to get a moiral dont ya knoww

I don’t haVe a moirail either, but you don’t see me Whinin about my problems, noW do you?

hey back the fuck off who are you tellin someone whether or not they can be upset on their own fuckin blog

thanks for standin up for me eri

SOME PEOPLE need to mind their OWWN DAMN BUSINESS

[pseudopsionic]

yeah no problem

this assholes got a history a buttin in where he isnt wanted

[calamitousapprentice]

CRAWWWWLIN IN MY SKIN THESE WWWWOUNDS THEY WWWWILL NOT HEAL

[pseudopsionic]

are you ok

[calamitousapprentice]

im jammin to the sadness i feel deep inside my soul the blackest obsidan hate i feel for reality itself

[goldaquarius-blog]

Kid, I think you need a moirail. Or a therapist. Oh Wait-

[calamitousapprentice]

wwell excuse me for not havvin romantic success its so easy to get a moiral dont ya knoww

[goldaquarius-blog]

I don’t haVe a moirail either, but you don’t see me Whinin about my problems, noW do you?

[pseudopsionic]

hey back the fuck off who are you tellin someone whether or not they can be upset on their own fuckin blog

[goldaquarius-blog]

I neVer said he couldn’t!

Holy shit.

I just don’t fuckin see anythin he should be complainin about!

If he Wants some real problems, I Will happily trade him!

[pseudopsionic]

yeah well guess what its also not your place to judge what his problems are worth

and if hes upset oVVer somethin do you really think its gonna help him to hear you tryin to tell him hes got nothin worth bein upset oVVer

he wears your own fuckin sign of all trolls you should be on his side rather than against it

[pseudopsionic]

Eridan 1 starts posting about his angst via Linkin Park quotes.

Eridan 2 criticizes his mainstream music choice and recommends something more obscure.

We are the role players you all were warned about.