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TEREZI NEARLY CAUGHT ME OUT EARLIER. IT WAS HORRIBLE.
ALSO ANYTHING ANYONE SAYS ABOUT RAINBOW DRINKERS NOT NEEDING TO SLEEP IS A FILTHY LIE. I TESTED IT.

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hi internet whats up
TEREZI NEARLY CAUGHT ME OUT EARLIER. IT WAS HORRIBLE.
ALSO ANYTHING ANYONE SAYS ABOUT RAINBOW DRINKERS NOT NEEDING TO SLEEP IS A FILTHY LIE. I TESTED IT.
> Karkat: Have a close call.
(I wrote a fic. In the third person this time. GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPEN HERE?)
-- gallowsCantare [GC] began pestering carcinoGrace [CG] at 8:08 --
GC: H3Y K4RKL3S GC: I W4NN4 SHOW YOU SOM3TH1NG CG: WHAT? GC: 1 K1ND4 M1GHT H4V3 4 D4T3
-- Incoming video call from gallowsCantare [GC] [ANSWER/IGNORE] --
Karkat stares flatly at the screen for a few moments before making a noise like a lawnmower failing to start, looking frantically around his room for something, anything, he could find to disguise his current status- glowing, and slopping around his hive in a pair of sweatpants and little else.
He shoves the curtains open, filling the room with early-morning sunlight, grabbing a pile of blankets off the floor and wrapping himself in them, only his eyes and hair visible. Not great, but it'll have to do.
He runs back to his computer, nearly knocking a pot of thick grey paste he'd been experimenting with earlier and a packet of makeup wipes off his desk, and answers the call, huddling back into his blanket cocoon.
Terezi's face, impatient, comes up on screen. "About time!" her voice crackles out of the speakers, her lips drawing back in a toothy grin. His lips twitch in a rough approximation of a smile, and she cackles.
"Hey, sorry." Karkat murmurs, wincing immediately at the sound of his voice, rasping from overuse. "Took me a while to notice the notification, I was in the ablution block." he lies. Terezi shakes her head, smiling.
"As always, Karkles, you have an impeccable sense of timing." she laughs, tilting her head to squint at the screen. "Is there something wrong with your webcam? You are rather washed out."
"It's daytime, and I've got the blinds open. I'm feeling pretty fucking sick, so I thought a bit of warmth and fresh air would do me some good." Karkat replies. It's not a lie, exactly, but it's close enough to one to feel uncomfortable.
Terezi tsks. "I thought you looked a bit peaky. Anyway, Vriska sent me this." She holds up a slightly crumbled piece of paper with a date- three days from now- and a time, plus a crude map of the coastline marked with a clumsy X. His heart sinks a little.
"Looks like you have a date." Karkat jokes, emerging slightly from his cocoon of blankets to give her a weak grin. Terezi shrugs, putting the piece of paper down and squinting at the camera again.
"Are you alright, Karkat?" she queried, her mouth scrunching sideways in that odd expression she always makes when she's confused. "You look practically white, have you developed some kind of virulent land skin infection?"
Karkat opens his mouth, then shuts it, frantically searching for some kind of excuse. His eyes find the makeup remover and grey paint and an idea snaps into his head. "I got ahold of some of the stuff they use in movies to make Rainbow Drinkers. They white out their faces and then apply the glow in aftereffects. Cool, huh?"
Mouth dry, he reaches for the remover wipes, smudging one against the open pot of grey paint and then wiping it against his skin, leaving a wide stripe of grey. Terezi blinks, startled.
"You will have to show me how to do that sometime. It looks very convincing." she replies, and Karkat swallows back a sigh of relief, telling her that he has some sewing he needs to finish, and going offline on Trollian, slumping back in his chair and throwing the blankets onto the floor, running his fingers through his hair.
"That was close." he murmurs, sitting up and pulling up a search engine.
He was going to have to try harder. He might have two weeks before the next market, but if any of his friends got suspicious, he might have a matter of days.
There had to be a solution. Had to be.
[OOC: I hope this was alright! Thank you!]
ERIDAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.
NOW TO FIND THIS "PORRIM" PERSON.
I'M TRAWLING GRUBTUBE FOR MUSIC.
ANYONE HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
HEH, IT’D BE HANDY IF I DID. HAVING SOMEBODY WHO KNEW THEIR SHIT HANGING AROUND WOULD BE NICE BUT AT THE MOMENT I’M BEING SCHOOLED BY A WHOLE LOT OF “EYEWITNESS SIGHTINGS” DATING BACK THE LAST HUNDRED SWEEPS, TRASHY ROMANCE NOVELS, AND CREEPYPASTA. HARDLY IDEAL, BUT IT’S ALL I’VE GOT. \:B
well if you cant trust trashy romnoVVels and creepypasta then i ask you what CAN you trust
seriously though ill be on the lookout for other rainbow drinkers to ask ok
THANKS, MAN. THERE HAS TO BE SOMEBODY ON THIS MULTIVERSAL WEBSITE WHO KNOWS SOMEBODY WHO CAN HELP ME OUT. I'M DOING WHAT I CAN BY MYSELF, BUT I'M RUNNING WITH A TIME LIMIT HERE- FIND MAKEUP THICK ENOUGH TO BLOCK OUT GLOW WHILE STILL BEING CONVINCING, AND/OR FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN OFF GLOW, IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
how do people get dates
i need dates
preferably flushed dates
but caliginous or ashen ones would be nice too
ERIDAN, THAT IS THE QUESTION I HAVE BEEN ASKING MYSELF ALL MY LIFE.
CAN ANYONE HELP HIM OUT ON THIS?
I HAVE TWO WEEKS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING. I HAVE GREY FACE POWDER BUT I’M GOING TO NEED SOMETHING MUCH THICKER TO SHUT OUT THE GLOW. SERIOUSLY, THERE’S SOME STUFF IN SOME OF MY BOOKS ABOUT THEM BEING ABLE TO TURN IT OFF OR SOMETHING BUT NOTHING SPECIFIC AS TO HOW.
do you know any other rainbow drinkers you can ask
wow that was a stupid question a course you dont
HEH, IT'D BE HANDY IF I DID. HAVING SOMEBODY WHO KNEW THEIR SHIT HANGING AROUND WOULD BE NICE BUT AT THE MOMENT I'M BEING SCHOOLED BY A WHOLE LOT OF "EYEWITNESS SIGHTINGS" DATING BACK THE LAST HUNDRED SWEEPS, TRASHY ROMANCE NOVELS, AND CREEPYPASTA. HARDLY IDEAL, BUT IT'S ALL I'VE GOT. \:B
hey eVVeryone
again
what haVVe i missed
SURPRISINGLY LITTLE ON MY END. I WENT TO MARKET THIS WEEKEND. I WORE A FLU MASK AND A SUN VISOR AND TOLD THEM I WAS SICK, WHICH BOUGHT ME A LITTLE TIME. AND IT’S PARTIALLY TRUE, BEING A RAINBOW DRINKER INVOLVES A LOT OF STUPID SHIT LIKE SORE THROATS AND HEADACHES. I HAVEN’T GOT HUNGRY YET, THOUGH, WHICH IS NICE.
yeah thats good
fuck im worried about you kar
can you get make up or somethin thatll hide the glow
I HAVE TWO WEEKS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING. I HAVE GREY FACE POWDER BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOMETHING MUCH THICKER TO SHUT OUT THE GLOW. SERIOUSLY, THERE'S SOME STUFF IN SOME OF MY BOOKS ABOUT THEM BEING ABLE TO TURN IT OFF OR SOMETHING BUT NOTHING SPECIFIC AS TO HOW.
hey eVVeryone
again
what haVVe i missed
SURPRISINGLY LITTLE ON MY END. I WENT TO MARKET THIS WEEKEND. I WORE A FLU MASK AND A SUN VISOR AND TOLD THEM I WAS SICK, WHICH BOUGHT ME A LITTLE TIME. AND IT'S PARTIALLY TRUE, BEING A RAINBOW DRINKER INVOLVES A LOT OF STUPID SHIT LIKE SORE THROATS AND HEADACHES. I HAVEN'T GOT HUNGRY YET, THOUGH, WHICH IS NICE.
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asdfasjkdlgfhasdkjfghdskljfhaskldjfhasdjkflhsdPERFECTIOn
how can i comment on this without keyboard smashing? answer: i can’t…xsxcvbnmjhgfdssdwsdfasdfghjkl;….wow!!!
-casually sends all of these to Toki-
HOW DO I REACT
I CAN ONLY SCREAM
EVENING, EVERYONE.
HOW'S IT GOING?
I SHOULD PROBABLY BE OFF TO BED AS WELL.
HERE, HAVE SOME MUSIC.
id better get some sleep before i haVVe to go to work
night eVVeryone
and kar <>
NIGHT, ERIDAN. <>
STATUS UPDATE.
LIKE I EVER WOULD BREAK UP WITH YOU. I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER BEEN PALER FOR ANYONE. <>
Yellow, because he thinks that’s what would make Eridan happy, being a yellowblood biologically as well as mentally, and because it’s HIS wish fufilment fanfic and he wants Eridan to be HAPPY GODDAMNIT IT’S HIS FANFIC HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS
me neither <>
so that dedication had better be properly sappy
i want to melt into a pile a goo when i read it
==> He’s acting sort of short, but that’s just his way of hiding how giddy he is over the profession of devotion.
Good job, Karkat. You’re a good rail.
AHAHA, OH, IT WILL BE. TROLL SHAKESPEARE AND TROLL KEATS WILL WEEP IN THEIR BURIAL URNS OVER THE SHEER POETRY OF IT. PALEPOETS EVERYWHERE WILL FALL TO THEIR KNEES AND WEEP. IT WILL BE FUCKING GLORIOUS.
He does his best! He cares a lot.
STATUS UPDATE.
YOU’RE IN THE DEDICATION NOW, ERIDAN. THERE’S NO ESCAPE NOW.
not perfect but he tries his level best to do him justice and the result is passable-ish
were in this for the long haul now
im in your dedication that means you cant break up with me
or else whatll you say when you do interVViews about your book and they ask you about your heartfelt and touchin dedication
> You mean it as a joke but this is honestly something you’re insecure about.
Ah, and the more important question: in Karkat’s fanfics, what blood color does he give Eridan?
LIKE I EVER WOULD BREAK UP WITH YOU. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN PALER FOR ANYONE. <>
Yellow, because he thinks that's what would make Eridan happy, being a yellowblood biologically as well as mentally, and because it's HIS wish fufilment fanfic and he wants Eridan to be HAPPY GODDAMNIT IT'S HIS FANFIC HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS
STATUS UPDATE.
OF COURSE YOU’LL BE IN THE FUCKING DEDICATION, IT’S LIKE AN UNWRITTEN RULE THAT THE FIRST DAMN PERSON YOU PUT IN THERE IS YOUR MOIRAIL, ESPECIALLY WITH CONCILLATORY ROMANCES. AND IF IT’S NOT AN UNWRITTEN RULE, IT DAMN WELL SHOULD BE.
Karkat pleads the fifth.
well its a written rule now
you just made it that way
so yeah
how IC is Eridan
YOU'RE IN THE DEDICATION NOW, ERIDAN. THERE'S NO ESCAPE NOW.
not perfect but he tries his level best to do him justice and the result is passable-ish
STATUS UPDATE.
ERIDAN, YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT IF I EVER PUBLISH ANYTHING THE FIRST THING I’LL DO IS SEND YOU A SIGNED COPY. POSSIBLY BEFORE I GET PUBLISHED. CAUSE SERIOUSLY, BARELY ANYONE WRITES ASHROMS AND AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED THE CONCILIATORY QUADRANTS ARE THE MORE INTERESTING ONES IN TERMS OF DYNAMICS.
youd fuckin better
and if im not mentioned in the dedication im giVVin you the silent treatment until you write a book where i am
#karkat quietly hides his folder of terribly written moirallegiance pornography is Eridan featured in it?
OF COURSE YOU'LL BE IN THE FUCKING DEDICATION, IT'S LIKE AN UNWRITTEN RULE THAT THE FIRST DAMN PERSON YOU PUT IN THERE IS YOUR MOIRAIL, ESPECIALLY WITH CONCILLATORY ROMANCES. AND IF IT'S NOT AN UNWRITTEN RULE, IT DAMN WELL SHOULD BE.
Karkat pleads the fifth.