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IND. HIGHLY SEL. PRI. Heather Chandler of Heathers: the Musical. Movie influences.

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fight me literally fight me // selectively accepting

25. Your muse pins mine onto the ground. 

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 ❝  what’s  today’s  poll  ,    heather  ?    politics  again  ?    ❞  she  thinks  she  might  barf  if  it  is  ,    heather  knows  that  she’s  a  firm  REPUBLICAN  just  like  all  the  other  country  club  kids  ———   how  many  times  does  she  have  to  say  it  for  that stupid  poll  ?

 how  much  FAKER  can  you  get  ?  God  ,  Courtney  is  such  a  snatch.   ❝  you  lucked  out  ,  ❞  lips  press  together  tightly  ,  she  wants  to  gag  just  looking  at  Courtney  ,  ❝  I  sent  Heather  and  Heather  to  do  the  poll  for  me.  ❞

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 somehow  ,    she  feels  humiliated  like  she’s  lost  some  sort  of  BATTLE  because  heather  was  right  and  green does  make  her  eyes  pop  .    ❝   but  ———   heather  ,    no  one’s  blue  and  …    traditional  croquet  sets  …    ❞  submissive  as  always  ,    the  GREEN  MALLETED  girl  trails  off  weakly  .    she  should’ve  picked  blue  when  she  had  the  chance  .

 absolutely  PATHETIC  ,  Heather  D.  can’t  even  finish  her  bullshit  attempt  to  persuade  Heather.  this  is  exactly  why  she  doesn’t  get  to  be  BLUE.  Heather D.  doesn’t  deserve  it.  ❝  we’ll  get  another  Heather  then  ,  problem  solved.  ❞  maybe  she  can  make  Heather  cry  !  another  Heather  would  leave  her  as  Heather  #4  ,  after  all.  how  very  would  that  be  ?

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“ oh, of course, heather!  my mom isn’t home until thursday, so… I can do whatever I want     is gonna be GREAT ”

 ❝  very  very.  is  your  ❛  boyfriend  ❜  cool  with  you  hooking  up  ?  David’s  friend  Brad  is  gonna  be  there  ,  he’s  the  one  Hea  -  ther  cried  about.  ❞

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“Nnooo, that’s true. She’s not too bad on the eyes either except for, you know,” He waves his hand, doesn’t quite meet Heather’s gaze. “The personality. That was your problem, you know? Gorgeous until you told Veronica to get on her knees and beg like she wasn’t worth your oxygen.”

 ❝  mm  ,  i’d  say  the  same  for  you  if  i  was  into  emo  FREAKS  who  try  to  murder  me  ,  ❞  voice  is  dripping  with  sarcasm  ,  eyes narrowed  ,  sharp  and  cold.  she  can’t  tell  what  she’s  more  pissed  at  ;  j.d.  complimenting  heather  d.  or  the  fact  that  she  does  think  he’s  hot.

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@crucifiier​​ ♡’d !!

 ❝  see  ?  I  told  you  you  look  better  in  green.  ❞  the  bookish  girl’s  attempt  to  change  croquet  colors  was  SAD  at  best  ———   like  hell  Heather  would  ever  let  her.

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@tiniestscrunchie ♡’d !!

 ❝  there’s  a  Remington  party  tonight  ,  can  you  make  it  ?  you  know  I  can’t  take  Heather  ,  she’s  such  a  COOZE.  ❞

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@hisanguish​ ♡’d !!

 ❝   Charles  Manson  ,   do  me  a  favor.  you  know  Veronica  ?  stay  the  hell  away  from  her.  ❞

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heyo  ,  westerburg  ,  tell  me  what's  that  sound  ?  STARTER  CALL  !

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my muse: *breathes*

me: ur a piece of shit and i literally hate you

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☺  「 ᴴᴱᴬᵀᴴᴱᴿ 」

“I was panicking, and I couldn’t talk to anyone, and everything inside of me told me to either prove my mom wrong and get to Heaven, or just go to Hell and get it over with, and I got overwhelmed, and the next thing I know, the bus had just swerved.” she mumbled, looking down at her feet in pure shame and disgust at herself, blinking away tears.

 what  the  fuck  does  Heather  M.  expect  the  almighty  to  say  ?  is  some  fucking  shield  she  hides  behind  supposed  to  come  down  and  let  kindness  and  understanding  pour  out  of  her  ?  whatever  bullshit  fantasy  Heather  craves  is  just  that  ———  bullshit.  she’s  a  bitch  ,  that’s  all  she  is.   ❝  how  ...  tragic.  ❞  (  maybe  she’s  not  quite  cold  enough  to  call  it  very.  )

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”Because it makes your teeth yellow and your clothes smell like stomach acid?” JD sits behind the Green Monster in History. It’s disgusting. “If I had to sit behind her after lunch period I think I’d do some puking of my own. I imagine that drain cleaner’s gonna do some wonders for your physique.”

 the  demon  queen  of  high  school  has  to  be  fed  through  a  fucking  tube  now.  considering  the  liquid  diet  she  had  started  before  being  poisoned  with  liquid  drainer  ,  it’s  almost  funny.  too  bad  Heather’s  not  laughing.  ❝  unlike  Hea  -  ther  ,  I  don’t  have  to   ❛  diet  ❜  to  be  hot.  ❞

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                  ❝  shut  up  ,  heather  !  ❞

                                                ❝  sorry  ,  heather.  ❞

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A look of disgust crossed JD’s face and he hopped back away from Heather. “Looks like you’re gonna puke your guts out, instead. Why would I need a chainsaw when this is so much more fun to watch?”

 ice  cold  sneer  ,  head  held  high  as  it  is  proud    ———  she  looks  like  something  between  a  queen  and  Satan.   ❝  wrong  Heather.  some  of  us  realize  bulimia  is  out  of  season.  ❞  

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“Yeah? Maybe I should just finish the job. One less bitch taking up much needed oxygen from the rest of the populace is a public service.”

❝  fuck  me  gently  with  a  chainsaw  !  are  you  ———  ❞  it’s  like  drano  is  still  stuck  in  her  throat  ,  Jesus’  tits.   ❝  are  you  always  this  full  of  shi  ———   ❞  disgusting  !  she  feels  like  she  might  puke  blood  again.

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@crucifiier is a bully and i hate fae

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Heather tried not to cry at Heather’s mocking tone, shaking hard. “My mom came to try and get more alimony from my dad, and-and you know how she feels about me.” she squeaked out. “She c-called me really bad things and said I was gonna go to Hell.”

 if  only  Kurt  had  fucked  Heather  again.  she  despises  the  reminder  that  her  friends  have  real  problems.   ❝  who  cares  what  she  says  ?  isn’t  she  an  alcoholic  or  some  shit  ?  Christ  on  a  unicycle  ,  you’re  not  going  to  hell.  that’s  soooo  dramatic  ,  ❞  she  mimes  gagging  ,  trying  to  distance  herself.