Hair bleach and fake tans

What up bitches my names Lucas I'm the swaggiest sexiest mothafucka around I'm badass as hell and I can steal yo girl any day of the week *fistpumps* my ass belongs to oppositebound

[psi-toughguy]

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[psi-toughguy]

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THIS ONE TOPS THEM ALL

[psi-toughguy]

Who. The fuck. Brought this back. No. 

[ness-is-rad]

lucas has a nice ass

[psi-toughguy]

Thanks, I get it from twerking. 

[psi-toughguy]

-Nuzzles against chest- Lucaaaaasss~

Prince! *he rubs the dog’s head* Hey there! 

"That’s my name~! Don’t wear it out." Prince gives the hand petting him a gentle lick before nuzzling close against his palm and letting himself simply flop against Lucas. "How are you doin Luc~?"

[psi-toughguy]

Lucas beamed at the dog, stroking his back "I'm doing good, how are you?" 

[psi-toughguy]

-Nuzzles against chest- Lucaaaaasss~

Prince! *he rubs the dog's head* Hey there! 

[ness-is-rad]

Oh, Lucas. What am I ever gonna do with you? *He then laughed normally, stroking his hair*

[psi-toughguy]

*He purred at the hair touching, giving Ness a kiss on his neck*  

[ness-is-rad]

It did sound wrong. Whoops. *He blushed from embarrassment and laughed sheepishly* 

[psi-toughguy]

It was funny, though! *He laughed even more, grabbing Ness and embracing him, nuzzling into his chest* 

[ness-is-rad]

You’re right. But to be honest you’re the one with the soft little cheeks. *He pinched Lucas’s cheeks*

[psi-toughguy]

Hehe, yo that sounded wrong *he snickered* but erh-thanks I guess. *He blushed and grinned at Ness* 

[ness-is-rad]

Well, If you say sooo…

[psi-toughguy]

I wouldn't lie! 

[ness-is-rad]

*He pinched his own cheeks for a second*

…Well…I guess I am cute!

…I’m joking. I’m not all that.

[psi-toughguy]

*He laughed* You shut up, yo! Of course your cute! 

[ness-is-rad]

*Ness set Lucas down on the ground before he could drop him, because his arms were going to give out soon*

You are like, way cuter than me Lucas. By a long-shot.

[psi-toughguy]

No I'm not, Ness. Not at all, I think your the cutest. *he reached up and stroked Ness' cheek* 

[ness-is-rad]

Pfft, I’m anything but cute, to be honest. *He tightened his grip on Lucas*

[psi-toughguy]

Don't say that, I think your really cute! *he grinned at Ness, squeezing him tight* 

[ness-is-rad]

You’re cute, Lucas. *He pressed his cheek against Lucas’s*

[psi-toughguy]

Nah, I think your the cute one.  *he nuzzles Ness' nose*

[ness-is-rad]

Nuh-Uh! I’m the dominant one and it’s gonna be like that, so I should be carrying you. *He picks him up bridal-style*

[psi-toughguy]

*He sighs* Whatever, Ness...! 

[ness-is-rad]

Yo, but if anything, You’d be the princess. I wear the pants in the relationship, man.

[psi-toughguy]

Yeah right! I wear the fuckin' daisy dukes in the relationship. 

[rockinness]

>Twerks away.

>TWERKS AWAY.

HOW DOES THIS WORK?!?!?

[psi-toughguy]

Don't question me...its a mystery!  *twerks condescendingly*