it’s funny how edward hates bella’s old rusty truck and bella makes fun of the “stupid shiny volvo” when in reality rob and kristen
are the exact opposites
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it’s funny how edward hates bella’s old rusty truck and bella makes fun of the “stupid shiny volvo” when in reality rob and kristen
are the exact opposites
honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”
Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava
reblog this post to let vampires know you’re an ally
vampire hunters DONT FUCKING interact
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Imagine the person I would be if I had never seen vampire baseball set to Supermassive Black Hole back in 2008
there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life
like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”
this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan
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me, watching twilight and knowing i’ll never be whisked away by a tall muscular vampire to the city of volterra, italy, to join a coven of dramatic gay goths and be a cape-wearing immortal:
a mosquito bit my neck :( the fucking audacity of that little bastard, that area is reserved for rich mysterious yet endearing vampires
Charlie being a big ass mood
Since when do vampires like baseball? Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke // Supermassive Black Hole performed by MUSE
I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)
but monsterfuckers, have you considered that humans are the real monsters
Stop trying to make me fuck humans, it is gross and I won’t.
Robert Pattinson in Remember Me (2010) dir. Allen Coulter
No one will surrender tonight, but I won’t give in. I know what I want.
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
Breaking Dawn dir. Bill Condon 2011