NEVER GETTING ANY BETTER THAN THIS

marina, 20, germany i'm in a long black coat tonight; waiting for you in the downpour outside

[cullenedward]

it’s funny how edward hates bella’s old rusty truck and bella makes fun of the “stupid shiny volvo” when in reality rob and kristen

are the exact opposites

[follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds]

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

[bowlingshirtbellas]

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

[hotvampireadjacent]

reblog this post to let vampires know you’re an ally

vampire hunters DONT FUCKING interact

[dumpsterprophet]

[thottie-king-embry]

edward’s myspace

[edwardlesbian-deactivated202004]

Imagine the person I would be if I had never seen vampire baseball set to Supermassive Black Hole back in 2008

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”

[sunfortune]

this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan

[kishibashiing-deactivated202212]

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[gxnya]

[vclterra]

me, watching twilight and knowing i’ll never be whisked away by a tall muscular vampire to the city of volterra, italy, to join a coven of dramatic gay goths and be a cape-wearing immortal:

[mvictoriafineart]

a mosquito bit my neck :( the fucking audacity of that little bastard, that area is reserved for rich mysterious yet endearing vampires

[infectionofmind-deactivated2021]

Charlie being a big ass mood

[winterswake]

Since when do vampires like baseball? Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke // Supermassive Black Hole performed by MUSE

[blairvvitchproject]

[robsource]

I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

[renegadepack]

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[argumate]

but monsterfuckers, have you considered that humans are the real monsters

[geekandmisandry]

Stop trying to make me fuck humans, it is gross and I won’t.

[volturialice]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Robert Pattinson in Remember Me (2010) dir. Allen Coulter

[filmgifs]

No one will surrender tonight, but I won’t give in. I know what I want.

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[ripleyuniverse-deactivated20230]

[foreverdawning]

Breaking Dawn dir. Bill Condon 2011