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sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad

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Submitted by inversionimpulse

Robin: What can I do for you, Jeeves? Frederick: …You have set our fleet on fire. I want to know why. To test our limits? To demoralize the enemy? To use them as a decoy to draw foes into a trap? Robin: Ha, loser. A true tactician doesn’t know WHAT the hell he’s doing until he’s halfway done with it.

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- Robin meets Nowi - Robin: What’s with this sassy…lost child?

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Submitted by perdidot

Gangrel: What’s a mob to a king? Robin: Historically, fatal.

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Submitted by @kittaykattz

Robin: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Gangrel: Killed without hesitation.

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how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[catpda]

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

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I may have gone overboard with this

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[wander-in-arda]

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

[archosaurians]

it’s been weeks but everytime I put my car in reverse I think about this post. i thought nge couldn’t damage me further

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U-Haul worker getting the truck out of the parking line for the customer that showed up fifteen seconds before close

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[hematite2]

I legitimately fucking lose my shit at this every time it comes on my dash it’s one of my favorite NV posts

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[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[punkitt-is-here]

local horse woman voted most Male Living Space of all time

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

*quietly whoops like a bird*

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[a-frog-in-a-bog]

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

[thebigbiwolf]

Huge fan of the phrase "get pickled, idiot"

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