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ask/rp blog for the throat of delusion incarnate

[tw1sty-b1tch]

hELl0¡ % )

tHIs d0or hAs aLwAys beEn hEre, wHy d0 y0u aSk¿

aSk mE THinGs, iF i'M gENer0uS y0U'Ll gET aN h0NesT aNsEr

sAme uN1vErSe aS @theilluzionoftroy uNf0rTuNaT3lY

gErTRuDe r0bINs0n cAN sTeEr cLeAr 0F thId BL0g.

iT/iTs pRimAriLy, hE/hIm is FiNe i suPp0Se, nE0S wELc0Me %}

(/ooc not that it would admit it, but has been unofficially adopted by @lavender-anon-tma )

/ooc ^ silly playlist i made for it

michael roleplay blog for funsies!

fine with pretty much anything asides from nsfw, suggestive im on the fence about but i might respond if it's funny enough

multishipper and open to. virtually anything ship wise :D (there's a lot of doorkeay/miclay here be warned)

shelley speaking is the tag for when someone has shelley'd the michael

https://tma-rp-community.carrd.co/ < tma rp server i happen to be in with some other cool blogs

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13

Westley (The Princess Bride)

Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

Michael design by @mangozic

[squirming-worms]

MICHAEL SHELLEY MICHAEL SHELLEY

[gay-little-isopod]

EVERYONE VOTE MICHAEL.

[squirming-worms]

[gay-little-isopod]

[gay-little-isopod]

[tw1sty-b1tch]

There's a sudden curse from a very familiar voice as Michael feels someone enter the thumbtacked hallways.

- @londonslocalbookburner

i d0 aP0L0giZe f0R tHIS, b0okbURNer.

[it sighed slightly.]

[londonslocalbookburner]

“I'd be more upset if it was your fault, Blondie. Besides, not the worst pain I've ever felt...or the most wounded I've ever been.”

He glares at the slightly bloody thumbtacks that he fell against, his boots providing the only damn protection against these fucking things.

[tw1sty-b1tch]

hM. y0U c0uLD hAve sAVEd y0URSelF s0me tR0ubLE bY n0T enTErinG, b0okbURNer.

[londonslocalbookburner]

“Eh. I wanted to see you and I wasn't aware of the...” He gestures vaguely. “...situation until I entered.”

[tw1sty-b1tch]

yET y0U reMAin¿

[londonslocalbookburner]

“My desire to see you outweighs any pain I might be experiencing.”

[tw1sty-b1tch]

h0W inCRedibLY seNTimEnTAl 0F y0U

[londonslocalbookburner]

“It's my one good trait, blondie.”

[tw1sty-b1tch]

y0U amUSE mE – '0nE.'

[tw1sty-b1tch]

There's a sudden curse from a very familiar voice as Michael feels someone enter the thumbtacked hallways.

- @londonslocalbookburner

i d0 aP0L0giZe f0R tHIS, b0okbURNer.

[it sighed slightly.]

[londonslocalbookburner]

“I'd be more upset if it was your fault, Blondie. Besides, not the worst pain I've ever felt...or the most wounded I've ever been.”

He glares at the slightly bloody thumbtacks that he fell against, his boots providing the only damn protection against these fucking things.

[tw1sty-b1tch]

hM. y0U c0uLD hAve sAVEd y0URSelF s0me tR0ubLE bY n0T enTErinG, b0okbURNer.

[londonslocalbookburner]

“Eh. I wanted to see you and I wasn't aware of the...” He gestures vaguely. “...situation until I entered.”

[tw1sty-b1tch]

yET y0U reMAin¿

[londonslocalbookburner]

“My desire to see you outweighs any pain I might be experiencing.”

[tw1sty-b1tch]

h0W inCRedibLY seNTimEnTAl 0F y0U

[tw1sty-b1tch]

There's a sudden curse from a very familiar voice as Michael feels someone enter the thumbtacked hallways.

- @londonslocalbookburner

i d0 aP0L0giZe f0R tHIS, b0okbURNer.

[it sighed slightly.]

[londonslocalbookburner]

“I'd be more upset if it was your fault, Blondie. Besides, not the worst pain I've ever felt...or the most wounded I've ever been.”

He glares at the slightly bloody thumbtacks that he fell against, his boots providing the only damn protection against these fucking things.

[tw1sty-b1tch]

hM. y0U c0uLD hAve sAVEd y0URSelF s0me tR0ubLE bY n0T enTErinG, b0okbURNer.

[londonslocalbookburner]

“Eh. I wanted to see you and I wasn't aware of the...” He gestures vaguely. “...situation until I entered.”

[tw1sty-b1tch]

yET y0U reMAin¿

[tw1sty-b1tch]

There's a sudden curse from a very familiar voice as Michael feels someone enter the thumbtacked hallways.

- @londonslocalbookburner

i d0 aP0L0giZe f0R tHIS, b0okbURNer.

[it sighed slightly.]

[londonslocalbookburner]

“I'd be more upset if it was your fault, Blondie. Besides, not the worst pain I've ever felt...or the most wounded I've ever been.”

He glares at the slightly bloody thumbtacks that he fell against, his boots providing the only damn protection against these fucking things.

[tw1sty-b1tch]

hM. y0U c0uLD hAve sAVEd y0URSelF s0me tR0ubLE bY n0T enTErinG, b0okbURNer.

[tw1sty-b1tch]

There's a sudden curse from a very familiar voice as Michael feels someone enter the thumbtacked hallways.

- @londonslocalbookburner

i d0 aP0L0giZe f0R tHIS, b0okbURNer.

[it sighed slightly.]

[tw1sty-b1tch]

[Covers your hallways in thumb tacks then turns into fog]

Sincerely, your local lonely avatar🌧

n0W thAT'S SImpLY cRUeL. %{

[tw1sty-b1tch]

…Michael. Guess who I found.

I’ll give you a hint, some of your visceral hatred for her keeps bleeding over into my hallways :}

@hallways-better-twin

iF tHIS iS s0Me s0RT 0F j0KE, hELeN—

[hallways-better-twin]

unfortunately, no. However this does mean you could go stab her if you’d like. You know, give some of that anger and betrayal an outlet? It’s not my vendetta, but… that’s what I’d do if it was, you know?

[tw1sty-b1tch]

..tEMptiNG. PErHAps i wiLl.

[tw1sty-b1tch]

…Michael. Guess who I found.

I’ll give you a hint, some of your visceral hatred for her keeps bleeding over into my hallways :}

@hallways-better-twin

iF tHIS iS s0Me s0RT 0F j0KE, hELeN—

[tw1sty-b1tch]

*A familiar yet unfamiliar face stumbles through one of the many, many doors.*

Well, this is an interesting situation. And not an ideal one at that...

( @sheepmoth-archivist )

rAThER iDeaL f0R mE, tH0ugH, iS iT n0T¿

[tw1sty-b1tch]

are you alive Michael

aLIve, DEaD, b0tH aRE fAR t0O LIneAR. i CAn'T sAY i'M a fAN 0F BInaRiEs.

[eliasbouchardunofficial]

[stab] %}

@tw1sty-b1tch

Rude .

[tw1sty-b1tch]

buT DEsErVed¡

[eliasbouchardunofficial]

It really wasn't .

[tw1sty-b1tch]

wE'LL agREE t0 diSAgREe, thEN¡

[eliasbouchardunofficial]

[stab] %}

@tw1sty-b1tch

Rude .

[tw1sty-b1tch]

buT DEsErVed¡

[londonslocalbookburner]

hAPPy iDEs¡

@tw1sty-b1tch

Happy Ides, love. You gotten anything good yet?

[tw1sty-b1tch]

n0T yEt %[

[avidmouthwasher]

idk if this has been done before

[tw1sty-b1tch]

Are you like.. the humanized version of The Distortion?

- @bloody-dictionary

d0N'T inSuLT mE LIKe tHat.

[bloody-dictionary]

Deepest apologies, but can I ask- what, what are you?

[tw1sty-b1tch]

wHAt a DELightFuLlY br0AD qUesti0N. wHAt ArE y0U¿

[bloody-dictionary]

,, I suppose you’re right, big question. Sorry. What.. Do you go by any names?

[tw1sty-b1tch]

mICHAEL wiLL suFfiCE, f0R n0W.

[bloody-dictionary]

Michael, huh, have we - have we met before?

[tw1sty-b1tch]

n0T quiTE, n0. y0U mET miChAEL, n0T mE.

[bloody-dictionary]

Did you not just say that you’re Michael? .. is it some Spiral thing?

[tw1sty-b1tch]

i NEver sAiD i wAS miChAeL. y0U askEd f0R a nAmE anD i 0bLigEd.

[bloody-dictionary]

That’s fair.

Were you Michael? Or did you.. consume him?

[tw1sty-b1tch]

nEitHEr. tHe w0RDs y0U USe aRE cl0Se, yEt thEy fALl sh0Rt.

[bloody-dictionary]

Of course..can you explain it then?

[tw1sty-b1tch]

eXPLaNAti0nS aRE n0T iN mY nATURe. i d0 AP0L0giZE.

[bloody-dictionary]

Right, yes Spiral— back on the topic of the old Michael, is he dead?

[tw1sty-b1tch]

n0T quiTE, n0. UNforTuNaTELY.

[bloody-dictionary]

Oh? Is he.. still hanging on? He seemed a bit stubborn when I met him

[tw1sty-b1tch]

..y0U c0uLD sAY THat.

[bloody-dictionary]

God, it’s like talking to a fucking genie with you. Maybe I should give up on the questions, as I assume asking “what do you mean?” will get me nowhere

[tw1sty-b1tch]

y0U'D bE c0RReCt iN tHAt ASSumpTi0n¡

[bloody-dictionary]

Of course.

While I’m here, do you have anything to say to Gertrude? I’m assuming she’s why you’re like this, and I can pass a message

[tw1sty-b1tch]

n0. i hAve n0 inTErEst iN sAYINg aNYthiNG t0 hER, 0F aLL pE0PLE.

[bloody-dictionary]

Right, yes, just assumed there’d be some vague, uniquely phrased and specific threat you’d have for her. Silent treatment is fair, though

[tw1sty-b1tch]

shE hAs hEr 0Wn pR0tEcti0nS. shE iS quiTe mEtiCuLouS wiTH hEr pRecAutI0nS, shE knEw whAt shE wAS gETTInG iNt0.

[bloody-dictionary]

I really want to ask what happened but I also know I won’t get an intelligible response

[tw1sty-b1tch]

d0N't pRY, b0okbuRNEr.

[bloody-dictionary]

‘Bookburner?’ that’s new. Also, gotcha, won’t pry

[tw1sty-b1tch]

iT iS wHAt y0U aRE, iS iT n0T¿

[bloody-dictionary]

I, yeah, I suppose. Just surprised by the sudden nickname.

[tw1sty-b1tch]

d0 Y0u diSLikE iT¿

[bloody-dictionary]

No, I guess not. It’s better than ‘Gerard’

[tw1sty-b1tch]

gERaRd iS wR0nG.