𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍.

  𝙸𝚃   𝚆𝙰𝚂   𝚆𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙷   𝙸𝚃!  

[psychoedison]

                                               𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙳 𝙰 𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴.                                              𝙸 𝙶𝙾𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝚁.

                                           𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 𝙴𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙾𝙽  𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙽𝙱𝙲'𝚂 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚃𝚈.                                                    𝙴𝚇𝙿𝙻𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝚂𝙴 (24.𝟶𝟾.𝟸𝟶 )                                                             currently  a  sideblog.

[annieaceofhearts]

Annie Edison + text posts (part 2)

[psychoedison]

𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬  𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞  𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧  𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬:  2x24,   a  few  paintballs  more.   mutuals  may  reblog.    subtly  feat.  @kerflooey​.

[psychoedison]

protectxthem​.

It was odd hearing those four words come out of his mouth, but he has been wanting to say them for a while; just never had the courage to say them and now that he has said them he’s glad. He wraps his arms around her waist as he is pulled down to her. He smiles into the kiss as he kisses her back. One hand reaches up to caress her cheek

. . .

every  inch  of  her  comes  alive  as  he  kisses  her  back,    mind  reeling  at  the  thought  alone,   let  alone  it  being  real.     perhaps  that  doesn’t  help  how  overwhelmed  she  already  is,     but  the  feel  of  his  fingers  against  her  cheek  tips  her  over  the  edge.    lips  move  from  his  and  she  can’t  bring  herself  to  open  her  eyes,    still  so  lost  in  their  little  moment.    “   wow.   ”     hummed  as  she  tries  to  bring  herself  back  to  earth. 

[psychoedison]

protectxthem​.

This is his first school dance he’s ever went to, he was either too busy or nervous and was worried he’d feel out of place if he went; but he’s glad he went to this one. He knows his bopping is hopeless and is glad she doesn’t say so. He does sway side to side before nodding when asked if he wanted to go get a drink. “Yes, please.” He smiled at her, holding an arm out to her so he could lead her to the punch bowl.

pat  was  such  a  delight  to  be  around.     he  understood  her,   which  most  people  didn’t,    and  everything  seemed  exciting  when  he  was  around.    which  wasn’t  unusual  for   annie,   but  pat  seemed  to  make  it  more  interesting.     perhaps  why  cheeks  flush  a  touch  as  he  offers  his  arm,    shyly  linking  her  own  under  his.    practical  heels  click  as  they  walk,   smile  so  ridiculously  wide.    “   it  looks  like  people  are  enjoying  themselves,   which  is  good!   ”

[psychoedison]

𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧  𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞   starter  call!

[allofthe-memes-blog]

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[edgeineer]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[wasme-a]

it’s sad boy hours and i want soft things on discord so add me @ still not ginger ffs#6410 and come do soft things with me.

[melaerotica]

dirty talk .

a collection of dirty talk found around social media .

“I can’t get enough of you touching me.”

“I love when you push me against the wall.”

“I can’t wait until I get to rip these pants off of you.”  

“That feels so good.”

“I’m gonna cum if you keep up this.”

“I love the way your cock tastes in my mouth.”

“I love the taste of your pussy against my tongue.”

“I want your fingers inside me.”

“I want your mouth against me.”

“I want your fingers deep down my throat.”

“I want your cock inside of me.”

“I want to feel how much you want me.”

“I want to make you cum.”

“I want you cum all over my mouth.”

“I want to feel your legs tremble around my waist.”

“Make me want you.”

“Show me how much you want me.”

“I can’t get my mind off you.”

“Touch my breasts.”

“I would love to  bend you over the counter.”

“I can’t get enough of the idea of you on your knees for me.”

“Spread my legs and make me weak.”

“I want your hands all over me.”

“Grope me.”

“Kiss me.”

“What do you want me to do to you?”

“Where do you want me to kiss you?”

“How do you want me?”

“Why don’t you come closer?”

“Where would you like to kiss me?”

“You like it when I spank you, don’t you?”

“I can’t stop thinking about your tight ass draped around me.”

“I can’t stop fantasizing about your legs spread over my face.”

“I just want to run my tongue inside your pussy.”

“You like it when my brush my cock against you?”

“I love how your tongue feels on my clit.”

“I’ve been waiting for this all day.”

“I want to tear your clothes off and make you mine.”

“Your breasts look so good in that top.”

“I love the way you grind against me.”

“The lace feels so good against my fingers.”

“Your hands are so warm.”

[psychoedison]

no  one  asked  for  this  but  the  dash  inspired  me.    when  annie  does  the  nasty,    she’s  giggly  as  hell.    she’s  not  one  to  take  it  too  seriously  until  it  gets  heated  as  heck.   she’d  rather  create  a  relaxed  atmosphere  where  they  can  have  fun  and  both  get  rid  of  any  pressure  that  may  be  assumed  so  they  can  both  just  have  fun  and  get  pleasure  out  of  it.   

[psychoedison]

protectxthem​.

She’s cute and she’s talking to him! His cheeks heat up and he feels silly, but Jeff was wrong about if someone touched him that he’d combust; Annie hasn’t even touched him and he’s already ready to combust and it’s a bit embarrassing. Pat’s standing there sticking out like a sore thumb so he tries his hand at dancing and sure he’s a little rusty but he’s having fun and that’s all that matters. “Going home does suck. I will stay here as long as you do.” That probably sounded creepier than he meant.

annie  adored  school  dances.    and  although  she’d  spent  most  of  the  night  micromanaging  everyone  else,   she’d  decided  to  take  the  rest  of  the  night  for  herself.    perhaps  why  she  finds  herself  with  pat  again,   smile  wide  as  she  bops  along  to  the  music.     his  bopping  was  hopeless,   but  perhaps  that’s  why  smile  grows  even  wider,    especially  as  he  agrees  to  stay.   “   do  you  maybe  wanna  go  get  a  drink?   ” 

[psychoedison]

drmslst​.

the burger grease dripped from his fingers. the table he was sitting at was the same one he had always sat at…every single year on his birthday. it was the same booth that he had sat at with Dianne and Harvey when they were only teenagers, before Harvey became who he was today and before Dianne left Gotham for bigger and better things, much to Bruce’s disappointment. despite his two closest friends no longer being present, although he would still accept Harveys company IF he showed up despite what had happened between them, he still went here every single year on this exact date at this exact time. 

he always ordered the same thing. two packaged up containers opposite him. he would deliver them to the first two homeless people he saw, along with a hundred dollars, but right now they were placeholders for the friends he had lost. 

a long thin finger dipped a fry into his strawberry milkshake, glancing down sadly. 

the  new  fbi  internship  was  difficult.    it  also  didn’t  pay  enough  for  her  lodgings.    so  she’s  working  in  a  diner.    it  was  only  meant  to  be  for  a  little  while,   but  she’s  grown  somewhat  accustomed  to  being  here.    promoted  to  manager  almost  instantly,   annie  prided  herself  on  her  efficiency  and  ability  to  apply  herself  to  her  position.    yet,   she  keeps  getting  distracted.    man  sits  alone  with  two  take-aways  sat  opposite  him.    and  for  some  reason,   heart  aches  a  touch.    she  too  felt  alone  here,    a  new  town  she  knew  nothing  about  bar  those  who  frequented  the  diner.    so  she  makes  her  way  over,   service  with  a  smile  as  she  leans  against  the  sofa  opposite  him.     “   y’know,   no  one  believes  me  when  i  say  dipping  fries  in  a  strawberry  milkshake  is  amazing.   ”  

small  laugh  falls  from  the  girl,   eyes  moving  to  the  empty  seats  in  front  of  him.    “   do  you  want  me  to  take  those  back  in  the  kitchen?    keep  them  warm  until  your  friends  get  here?   ”

[psychoedison]

"𝙲𝙰𝙽 𝙸 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄?" (𝚃𝚁𝙾𝚈)       asked  by  @protectxthem​     ( still  accepting! )

it  was  odd,    hearing  troy  say  those  four  words  she’d  wanted  to  hear  for  years.   how  smitten  she  used  to  be  with  him.    so  adamant  that  he’d  never  see  her  in  the  way  that  she  saw  him.     to  hear  him  ask,    to  hear  those  magical  words,    it  came  as  a  shock.    it’s  why  it  takes  her  a  moment  to  respond,   and  that  response  is  forward  for  a  girl  who  keeps  so  to  herself.    arms  curl  around  his  neck  and  she’s  pulling  him  down  to  her,    lips  crashing  against  his  own.    

[psychoedison]

protectxthem​.

“You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be. And I don’t want to go home right now.”

                                                    . . . 

“   so  don’t!   ”   it’s  yelled  over  the  music,    girl  still  moving  and  grooving  to  the  music.    but  she’s  aware  he’s  speaking  to  her,    so  she  gets  a  little  closer  so  she  can  shout  over  the  music.   “   going  home  sucks.    stay  here  longer.   ”

[rpsentencestarters]

Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.

[psychoedison]

𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬  𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞  𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧  𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬:   2x24,   a  few  paintballs  more.   mutuals  may  reblog. 

[psychoedison]

protectxthem​.

“I never make a promise I don’t intend to keep. So when I say forever, forever’s what I mean.” 

                                                         . . .

“    ａｗｗ ,   troy!    that’s  so  sweet.    you’re  adorable.   ”     practically  squealed.