IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
William afton a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking corpse. That's right, he took his purple-fucking' raisin looking ass dick out and he pissed on my fucking corspe, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: William afton, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no hairs, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He piss on my corspe, so guess what, I'm gonna piss on the PIZZARIA. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the pizzaria, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing FRICKBEAR ENTERTAINMENT How do you like that, Wario? I PISSED ON FRICKBEAR ENTERTAINMENT, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking pizzaria, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
