[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

Jared: they call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

Connor: they call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Evan: oh

[psychoscorp]

Aries: Red

Taurus: Gloria

Gemini: Piper

Cancer: Morello

Leo: Taystee

Virgo: Poussey

Libra: Flaca

Scorpio: Alex

Sagittarius: Nicky

Capricorn: pennsatucky

Aquarius: Soso

Pisces: Pennsatucky

[psychoscorp]

Most to least rebellious signs

Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Libra, Capricorn, Taurus, Pisces, Cancer, Virgo

[psychoscorp]

The Signs as Colors

Aries: Scarlet

Taurus: Ochre

Gemini: Teal

Cancer: Periwinkle

Leo: Gold

Virgo: Lavender

Libra: Lime Green

Scorpio: Maroon

Sagittarius: Bronze

Capricorn: Navy

Aquarius: Aquamarine

Pisces: Baby Pink

[psychoscorp]

The Signs' Energy

Positive: LEO, GEMINI, Sagittarius, Virgo, Libra, Aquarius

Negative: CANCER, SCORPIO, Aries, Pisces, Capricorn, Taurus

[psychoscorp]

Most to least easygoing signs

Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn, Taurus, Sagittarius, Gemini, Aquarius, Leo, Scorpio, Aries

[psychoscorp]

The Signs as My Favorite TV Shows

Aries: American Horror Story

Taurus: The Fosters

Gemini: Shameless

Cancer: Queer Eye

Leo: How I Met Your Mother

Virgo: Handmaid's Tale

Libra: Glee

Scorpio: Pretty Little Liars

Sagittarius: Orange is the New Black

Capricorn: Sense8

Aquarius: Big Mouth

Pisces: Stranger Things

[psychoscorp]

The Signs as Fictional Characters

Aries: Tate Langdon, American Horror Story

Taurus: Emily Fields, PLL

Gemini: Chanel Oberlin, Scream Queens

Cancer: Hannah Baker, 13RW

Leo: Rachel Berry, Glee

Virgo: Fiona Gallagher, Shameless

Libra: Betty Cooper, Riverdale

Scorpio: Alex Vause, OITNB

Sagittarius: Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things

Capricorn: Brandon Foster, the Fosters

Aquarius: Cosima Niehaus, Orphan Black

Pisces: Jenny Humphrey, Gossip Girl

[iccaruus]

THE SIGNS AS OTHER SIGNS:

Aries: Taurus But Faster

Taurus: Stubborn Leo

Gemini: Excitable Aquarius

Cancer: Jaded Pisces

Leo: Flamboyant Virgo

Virgo: Fancy Capricorn

Libra: Passive-Aggressive Cancer

Scorpio: Brooding Aries

Sagittarius: Polyamorous Scorpio

Capricorn: Boring Sagittarius

Aquarius: Mysterious Gemini

Pisces: Genuinely Kind Libra

[bi0degr8able]

The Signs as my Favorite Songs

Aries: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time (P!ATD)

Taurus: Amnesia (5SOS)

Gemini: Hurricane (Halsey)

Cancer: This is Gospel (P!ATD)

Leo: Weightless (All Time Low)

Virgo: Heaven (Troye Sivan)

Libra: Girls/Girls/Boys (P!ATD)

Scorpio: Lying.. (P!ATD)

Sagittarius: Suburbia (Troye Sivan)

Capricorn: Control (Halsey)

Aquarius: Jesus of Suburbia (Green Day)

Pisces: Is There Somewhere (Halsey)

[bi0degr8able]

The Signs as My Favorite Panic! at the Disco Songs

This is Gospel: Cancer, Capricorn (the fear of falling apart)

Lying...: Aries, Scorpio (You know it will always just be me)

Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time: Gemini, Leo (Raise hell and turn it up)

Girls/Girls/Boys: Libra, Sagittarius (love is not a choice)

Build God Then We'll Talk: Virgo, Aquarius (what a wonderful caricature of intimacy)

Nearly Witches: Taurus, Pisces (I only shoot up with your perfume)

[bi0degr8able]

The signs as songs from A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out

Aries: Camisado

Taurus: Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks

Gemini: Build God Then We’ll Talk

Cancer: But it’s Better If You Do

Leo: There’s a Good Reason…

Virgo: I Constantly Thank God For Esteban

Libra: The Only Difference…

Scorpio: Lying…

Sagittarius: London Beckoned…

Capricorn: Time to Dance

Aquarius: I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Pisces: Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks

[psychoscorp]

The signs as songs from Death of a Bachelor

Aries: the good the bad and the dirty

Taurus: golden days

Gemini: hallelujah

Cancer: impossible year

Leo: victorious

Virgo: death of a bachelor

Libra: la devotee

Scorpio: emperor's new clothes

Sagittarius: don’t threaten me with a good time

Capricorn: emperor's new clothes

Aquarius: crazy=genius

Pisces: house of memories

[bi0degr8able]

The signs as songs from A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out

Aries: Camisado

Taurus: Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks

Gemini: Build God Then We’ll Talk

Cancer: But it’s Better If You Do

Leo: There’s a Good Reason…

Virgo: I Constantly Thank God For Esteban

Libra: The Only Difference…

Scorpio: Lying…

Sagittarius: London Beckoned…

Capricorn: Time to Dance

Aquarius: I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Pisces: Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks

[bi0degr8able]

The signs as songs from Death of a Bachelor

Aries: the good the bad and the dirty

Taurus: golden days

Gemini: hallelujah

Cancer: impossible year

Leo: victorious

Virgo: death of a bachelor

Libra: la devotee

Scorpio: emperors new clothes

Sagittarius: don’t threaten me with a good time

Capricorn: emperors new clothes

Aquarius: crazy=genius

Pisces: house of memories

[aeserex]

The Signs as Panic! At the Disco Songs

Aries:  I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work. // “Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time”

Taurus:  Whether near or far, I am always yours. // “The End of All Things”

Gemini: Everything I do is bittersweet. You could tell me secrets that I’ll probably repeat. // “Bittersweet”

Cancer: Blink back to let me know. // “Always” 

Leo: Oh, we’re still so young, desperate for attention. I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives. // “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage”

Virgo:  They were young and independent, and they thought they had it planned. // “Memories”

Libra:  She said, “at night in my dreams, you dance on a tightrope of weird” // “Crazy=Genius”

Scorpio: I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck. // “Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off”

Sagittarius: Static palms melt your vibes. // “LA Devotee”

Capricorn: I don’t love you I’m just passing the time. // “She Had the World”

Aquarius: So give it to me now. We’re lost in a dream now. // “Vegas Lights”

Pisces: Your eyes are the size of the moon. // “Nine in the Afternoon”

[astrologic-s]

the signs as indie artists

// requested by the lovely @ay-ayyronn //

aries: the 1975

taurus: twenty one pilots

gemini: london grammar

cancer: birdy

leo: florence + the machine

virgo: vampire weekend

libra: marina and the diamonds

scorpio: halsey

sagittarius: lana del rey

capricorn: the neighbourhood

aquarius: arctic monkeys

pisces: oasis