#qe

[zielenna]

Fredric Jameson, “Magical Narratives: Romance as Genre” (1975)

[unholyobsessions]

y’all i really was team bobby and actually wasn’t planning on watching the new queer eye season but my mom and i decided to watch it over my holiday break and jeremiah really had me hook, line, and sinker from the very first episode.

QE had a mission this season and i gotta say they got me

[onlycleverinmyhead]

I've been rewatching Queer eye and it came to me.

Lois lane nominates her coworker, Clark Kent.

I mean, he needs it, his clothes are baggy, his hair is a mess, his fridge has 3 packets of ketchup, Chinese takeout and half a cauliflower. And he's always slouching, trying to make himself smaller, clearly he needs to work on his confidence. He's genuinely a good person and underneath the glasses and ill fitting suits there's a handsome man, a real superman type.

Clark is trying to resist the makeover like his life depends on it.

I don't know how they find out, maybe Tan tells him this suit makes him look like superman and Clark looks at him like a deer in a headlight, maybe Jonathan breaks five pairs of scissors on his hair, maybe they look at post makeover Clark and finally see, regardless, they swear to keep it a secret, and the episode never gets aired. (The Justice league gets a copy, though)

Later...

Lois: why did you stop filming?

Fab5: we couldn't help him.

[qe-podfic]

Quantum Entangled Chapter 10

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

Crowley was unexpectedly reminded of a Higgs boson (or maybe a graviton, as hypothetical as such a particle was). The quantum excitation responsible for all mass, and subsequently, all gravity. And—even more subsequently—all attraction. Because that was the word for it, wasn’t it? Attraction. Crowley was attracted to Aziraphale. Physically, yes; as all matter was attracted to all other matter. And yet, as he closed in, the space (a dimension that felt oh so fleetingly linear) seemed squashed between their bodies. The distance, in its own maladroit discourtesy, was suddenly wavering for all its previous impertinence. Almost bashful in the way that it slowly (yet, somehow, not slowly enough) dissipated. Into nothingness. The air succumbing to the vehemence of their debate.

Crowley was fucked. Oh, he was so utterly fucked.

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AKA the inherent homoeroticism of co-authoring a paper.

Rating: Mature

Relationships:

Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Anathema Device, Crowley & Newton Pulsifer, Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer, Beelzebub & Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Gabriel (Good Omens)

Characters:

Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Muriel (Good Omens), Shax (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling

Additional Tags:

Slow Burn, Alternate Universe - Human, Pining, Mutual Pining, academic!au, sloooooooow buuuuurn, the inherent homoeroticism of co-authoring a paper, Schrodinger - Freeform, Quantum Mechanics, Matchmaking, matchmaking the matchmakers, most of the characters are from GO, but there is one friendly Ukrainian grandma OC, Fluff, Miscommunication, Light Angst, Banter, Humor, Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens), Aziraphale is somehow Worse at Feelings (Good Omens), Requited Unrequited Love, they're so stupid, They're literally scientists but they're so STUPID, The Bentley Ships It (Good Omens), Fake/Pretend Relationship, Jealous Crowley (Good Omens), Jealous Aziraphale (Good Omens), There Was Only One Bed

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

watching queer eye with my ma and thinking that jonathan van ness somehow looks like both a beautiful old west milk maid whom is coveted by the whole village not only for her looks but her golden heart and the corrupt lawmaker to whom she is forcefully betrothed by her uncaring father. god i wish that were me.

[heathercollinsmd]

QUEER EYE - 7x02

[50shadesofoctarine]

Hello!

Im wondering if youre planning to update your fic Quantum Entangled? I understand it takes a long time to write stuff and also totally get if you stopped writing due to all the g*iman stuff but I really enjoy the fic and hashtag need to know the rest so

Yes! Chapter 10 is publishable and has been for quite a while. I'm sorry! I've been pretty slack because I've been through the wringer. Lost access to medication, uni, three jobs, and my computer breaking twice. I want to get back to it and thank you for reminding me. The more people pressure me, the more likely I am to get back to it. Idk, it's an ADHD thing, I guess. I need to feel like people are depending on me to get anything done. I'll publish the next chapter now, since it's done. Even though I'm not happy with it.

[lunarhourss]