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a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t like it
me:
cosmo wanda i wish god was dead and his rotting corpse was hung up in the sky to forever remind humanity what they did to his image
cosmo wanda make me a ladder to the heavens so that i may burn them down and build an empire on the ashes
cosmo wanda my lust for change has made me fall out of love with myself. i wish to find a permanent, unchanging state of self in death so that through me another form of life can be created
cosmo wanda did it work? was a new world able to rise from the ashes i have scattered? did it learn from the last? did it learn from me? is it beautiful?
cosmo wanda i need to have sex with this guys mom
oh god if it wasnt the covid times i would be at the place downtown where the freaks all come around it's a hole in the wall it's a dirty free for all
Tag yourself
Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off
Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.
Yes, this plays when you fight this stapler
why the fuck is this song good like sERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
DID NOT EXPECT IT TO SLAP SO HARD
She has a point
There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:
I see a cop
Some asshole is tailgating me
This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.
I feel so valid now
My favorite way to respond to someone saying smthn I think/believe is Crazy(tm) or weird would have to be
I’m FUCKing schizophrenic, Karen
And then proceed to look at them like they’re stupid. Because they are. Lmao
SLENDERMAN: Ugh! You’re such an asshole, Jeff! I hope you burn!
JEFF: Been there, done that, ho. Try again.
I get the appeal of the Slendermansion but let me raise you this; it exists but no one actually lives there except for slenderman.
The proxy’s, if you want to include Tim and Brian by all means go ahead, live in a small cabin on the property. It’s in working condition but definitely not ideal since I don’t see Slender caring if there’s a mold issue or not, I still see the proxy’s considering it a better alternative than staying in close proximity to him.
People like Jeff, Eyeless Jack, and Clockwork would probably squat in abandoned buildings, or stay in shitty motels every now and then.
Then there’s people like Ben, Laughing Jack, and Jason who probably live in little pocket dimensions of their own for the most part.
Sally’s a poltergeist who’s still attached to her old house.
They all congregate at “Slendermansion,” still, and it pisses the Slenderman off to know that his home has turned into a serial killer frat house.
A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain
Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme
it took me a full minute to realize that you weren’t advocating using a flying rodent to inflict pain