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hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you

I’m banishing this bisexual boy back to where he came from

I LIES I LIES I LIED I NEVER BANISHED HIM FUCKKKKK HES BEEN HAUNTING ME FOR MONTHS OMFG I HATE THIS WHY CANT I JUST HE FREE

Summer so boring I be jerking it twice in one day

Broke bitch summer

If I disappear in the coming days and please investigate the mysterious tarot deck my mom gave me because I suspect it’s cursed

No one in my life actually understands just how much I hate my body

do people actually remember what they post

I'm gonna forget this in 5 minutes

Overwatch teammate pissed me off so much I did a tarot reading on them

(They got nine of swords)

Dear s/o,

When I get my hands on you…

Once I stop procrastinating shifting its over for yall

If Tmrw doesn't go well Im KILLING myself

They’re putting me in the oven tomorrow (I have work in a small trailer with no ace for six hours)

“i wish i could live in that tv show/movie!!”

do you consider yourself open minded..?

being ugly has been crucial to the development of my personality

im sorry that was a bad joke. i can kill myself if you want

how it feels to be a shifter and not telling your family and friends about it

The teenage experience is deep cleaning and rearranging your bedroom at 2am

Toucan Sam’s Alt