Parappa Confessions

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Hey everyone! This is a Parappa the Rapper & Um Jammer Lammy Confessions Blog!

Feel free to submit your confessions, hot takes, opinions, headcanons, discussions, or anything else related to the franchise in the ask box. Just have fun and share your thoughts!

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I personally feel like Rammy and Lammy are sisters (headcanon)

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I wish more teachers were headcannoned as transgender, like yea i hc Fussenpepper as a transmasc its not gonna kill you,,

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stop takin this parappa the rapper shit so serious.look the onion bigger than the dog nun of this shit real /ref

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Teriguru is honestly an interesting ship i wish people talked more about it

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might get flamed for this but matt major is kinda annoying

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if i had to be honest i feel a bit weird about mooselini being named after a real life dictator. which is why i headcanon that mooselini isn't her real name but just the nickname her students gave her for how strict she was.

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We need more papa parappa x general Potter content (my English is awful)

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i wish i could move into parappa town

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Most of the time when I listen to BIG, I can’t help but feel upset whenever Guru Ant starts panicking. I remember even crying one time because of that.

I don’t even care that he’s not real; that felt real to me. I care so much for him man

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I wish people could see what this fandom used to be like before the 2020's.

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the takocest (takoyama red form x takoyama blue form) is the most underrated ship in the entire parappa fandom

(ships selfcest/mirrorships in generally)

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Takoguru is problematic media and all of its shippers should be killed

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IMPORTANT NOTICE

(TW: R4P3 Mention)

Please do not send confessions or "jokes" that headcanon a character as a rapist. That is not something to joke about.

Criticizing a piece of fanwork for its portrayal of topics like sexual assault is completely different. For example, discussing how something like the Takoyama Cannibal AU handled serious subjects poorly is fine. However, simply sending asks that say "this character is a rapist" for shock value or as a joke is disgusting and can be incredibly disrespectful to survivors of sexual assault.

To the anon who sent an ask like that: please get off my page. This is not and never will be a safe space for content like that.

While I'm making this post, I'd also like to set another rule: please don't send submissions about fandom drama. I'm aware there are conflicts within the fandom, but this blog isn't the place for callout posts or namedropping people in asks. If you want to discuss those situations, please do so somewhere else.

Let's keep this blog focused on Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy confessions, opinions, and discussions, not shock content or fandom drama.

Thank you for understanding.

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"papa parappa x general potter" this

"mama parappa x sunny mom" that

nah we goin polyamory with this one

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guru ant being shipped with a lot of teachers reminds me of dekubowl (i've never watched mha in my life nor a part of the fandom)

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if the parappa fandom was anyone more popular you know there'd be so many people arguing whether takoguru is good or not

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