#instructor mooselini

[laserwalnut]

MY LITTLE PERSONAL FANCLAN… SMILE…

[sakeoeo]

Pouriod cramps

[lesbiantennas]

time to dump as many hcs on the teachers as I can think of right off the top of my head:

Instructor Mooselini had a huge celebrity crush on Cheap Cheap the Chicken since she started watching her channel for learning how to cook

They first meet on the stage where all the teachers need to go to the bathroom and Mooselini was MORTIFIED because "oh god no my celebrity crush saw me wanting to shidd and fart SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO TALK TO ME EVER"

Little did she know that Cheap Cheap was going through a similar crisis because "oh god no that handsome butch at the gas station saw me wanting to shidd and fart SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO TALK TO ME EVER"

Eventually they DO talk. And flirt. And fall in love 🐔❤️🫎

Hairdresser Octopus/Takoyama and Paul Chuck are also in love. My reasoning for this is that they're both lowkey unhinged and high key into cutting things lol

Takoyama and Cheap Cheap are besties!!! Gay/bi woman solidarity!!! She constantly pops up at his hair salon to gossip or lament about how they want that butch/bear sooooooo bad

Hopefully I won't get crucified for this one since Guru Ant is shipped with either Takoyama or King Kong Mushi but. I think him and Cathy Pillar are hilarious in a really awesome way. I think he can handle All That

Speaking of King Kong Mushi he and Teriyaki Yoko have a Thing where they're successful artists so they have a rivalry but they also collab for songs. And are probably fooling around behind cameras.

Yoko is also literally the ruler of hell (or at least a prominent figure there) and Mushi may or may not be really into that

General Potter and Moosesha are work colleagues but also close friends of several years who trust each other with anything. There's not really a label for what they have but it is anything BUT romantic. Moosesha is basically family and Sunny looks up to her a lot

Fuck I swear I have more but I gotta go to work lmao bye

[supa-mehyro]

“🎶Whatcha gonna do when they come?🎶”

[rodneyfuncomiccollectiontwo]

Instructor Mooselini: This isn’t your homework. Parappa: It’s not? Instructor Mooselini: No, this is a list of ABBA songs, placed in order of how gay they make you feel. Parappa: Hold on, wait, was that NOT the assignment?? Instructor Mooselini: Oh it SUPER wasn’t. This was supposed to be for a driving class, but more importantly, the fact that you don’t have Waterloo as your number one is frankly insulting.

[ptr-ujl-confessions]

if i had to be honest i feel a bit weird about mooselini being named after a real life dictator. which is why i headcanon that mooselini isn't her real name but just the nickname her students gave her for how strict she was.

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[blackhistorycreator]

When Takoyama-san got a driver's license.

I forgot the process of getting a license even though I got it in the past...

[papermalte]