Bendy-Dick Cuddlesnatch

Hey I'm Kalix. I'm just your un-adverage British teenage wolf-girl. Sherlock, Hannibal, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Homestuck, RYAN ROSS, Various Bands ect. I'm a casual gamer, meat-eater, Pokémon obsessed, lupine, fangirl creep. I like my music more than anything in the world and I ship anything from Jalex to Johnlock. I also like art and anime and comics, Icecream and mangoes and poptarts. You should follow my blog or I'lll sell your kidneys to Somali pirates :D (I basically just reblog shit I find amusing)

[willgrahamscock]

[wingsofbadass]

I should be studying. I’m not studying. But I’m also not doing anything else because I should be studying. So I’m just kinda scrolling down my dash with a gradually intensifying sense of doom.

[chattiest]

I’’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’’m a psychopath.

(via hefuckin)

[am-i-pop-punk-yet]

Jim Bogart// The front bottoms

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

Visit Original Link

[synthetic-princess]

THE ANTICIPATION FOR THIS WAS UNREAL.

[the-average-gatsby]

BRINGING THIS BACK

[areasdrawing]

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

[halfangs]

#what do you mean ‘what if’ that’s literally what happened

[moonjoy26]

J.K. Rowling confirms it here.

[badinspiration-deactivated20181]

The Things About the Past I Fear

Pulled teeth and waste. It’s not so hard getting in, It’s getting out that poses the problem.

[surprisebitch]

when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

[angrybabes]

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

[wreckurs]

*stays alive just in case things get better*

[ultramaddie]

YES YES YES THIS IS THE ATTITUDE YOU SHOULD HAVE. DON’T KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE THINGS WON’T GET BETTER, HEDGE YOUR BETS AND STAY ALIVE IN CASE THEY DO GET BETTER. YOU GO, LITTLE BUTTERFLY, FLY, BE FREE, AND PLEASE STAY ALIVE.

[arisell]

"We will go home across the mountains..”

[katheguard-deactivated20150424]

OH PLEEEEASEEEEEE!!

JACOB IS SUCH AN ADORABLE CUTIE.

[thejogging]

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

In all my years of reblogging shit, this has got to be the best picture to grace the page of tumblr. I don’t know why but this picture makes me very emotional.

[hey-duchess]

It’s everything I ever wanted for that little table.

[the-social-recluse]

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

finding someone aesthetically pleasing

being sexually attracted to someone

being romantically attracted to someone

#and its ok if you can’t figure out what the fuck you’re actually feeling

[fakeusmarshalls]

Uoo drubj to b e alive

[fakeusmarshalls]

What the fuck was I even attempting to say last night

[hirohamahda]

[phoneticmeow]

Tumblr on November 1st