Public School Quotes

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"We really need to solve the Israel-Palpatine conflict."

"It's Palestine, you idiot."

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Teacher: *staring out into freshman class* "Yeah, I think I'm gonna ask to not teach freshmen next year..."

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"I had a dream that I was in Nazi-occupied Germany but it was Lego animation."

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Someone in my history class came in from lunch with a Ziploc bag of Capri Sun.

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"Yeah I'm Polish, too."

"What?! I thought you were white?"

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*answers a call from Alabama*

"Ted's abortion clinic, you breed 'em, we yeet 'em. This is Ted speaking."

*caller hangs up*

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I'm a little obsessed with this app...

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"You can never stand backwards on a staircase."

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"No coochie until it's exclusive."

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"Did you know that all dollar bills have trace amounts of cocaine on them?"

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"Skeletons aren't black!"

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@zephyrus64850n

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"The fact that you're Tumblr famous kinda detracts from you as a person."

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Please help.

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"The way I grade is I label each one of my stairs at home A, B, C, D, F, and then I throw your quizzes into the air, and whichever stair they land on is your grade."

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"Breast Cancer Awareness Month is my favorite. Gotta support them titties."

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"Are you Catholic?"

"I'm literally wearing a hijab."

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"Of Mice and Men was really funny."

"Yeah, especially the part where the guy killed him."