Public School Quotes

A blog dedicated to the weird things that come out of our mouths

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We need to differentiate between people who are actually trying to do the thing and people who are just taking styrofoam and going yolo

Ghost

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Context: plot for a composition

Unicorn: "Give me a talent?"

Cap: "Jumping."

Ghost: "What."

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Teacher: "What is the shape of the y^2 = x graph?"

Lizard: *gestures*

Ghost: "Oh the baby shark graph!"

Cap: "/What/."

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Teacher: "What do cows drink?"

Students: "Milk"

Ghost: "M- *spluttrs* water???"

Cap: "I was gonna say grass then I was like wait you don’t drink grass."

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Ink: "You want to pour hydrochloric acid into this?"

Ghost: 'Yeah- you know what I poured /hand soap/ in there at this point anything's worth a shot."

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Don’t be acid don’t be acid don’t be aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHH

Ghost

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Do you see a sniff of joy

Ink

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Unicorn: "What's the noun form of receive?"

Ghost: "Received?"

Unicorn: "No whats the noun form of receive??"

Cap: "Received!"

Unicorn: "No that's past tense!"

Ghost: "....Reception?"

Unicorn: "Oh. Oh but that sounds so weird."

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Cap: "Ich bin groot."

Unicorn: "That's- that's not Russian."

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Ghost: "Can you just lend me a piece of foolscap?"

Unicorn: "Yeah but you'll have to pay me."

Ghost: "....I can pay you back in foolscap?"

Unicorn: "I only accept cash."

Ghost: "I can draw monopoly money. On the foolscap."

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Ghost, panicking: “What are we supposed to know for lungs I never revised lungs??”

Cap: *deadpan* “They are in you.”

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Ghost: "Frick I need to find sources on this cuz I don't trust this documentary /at all/."

Ink: "On what?"

Ghost: "....on the child."

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But- yeah you guys could probably tell there's a but coming. It's a very big but.

Exasperated history teacher

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Listen to this illogic.

Annoyed history teacher 

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*Pause* Wait. Let me sigh first.

Teacher going through history exam

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Why the hell is this image from Pinterest? That's not a credible source.

Ghost

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Student 1: "Is this chem or is this bio?"

Student 2: "Organic bio."

Student 3: "Organic chem lah you think there's a thing called inorganic bio???"