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"What's a sugar daddy?"

–The innocent girl in my AP Calc Class who legit didn't know

My AP Calculus teacher: "The combinations of the colors red and yellow make you hungry."

A kid in my AP Calc Class: "Like McDonald's?"

Another kid in my AP Calc Class: "NO! Like the Soviet Union!"

We need to differentiate between people who are actually trying to do the thing and people who are just taking styrofoam and going yolo

Ghost

Context: plot for a composition

Unicorn: "Give me a talent?"

Cap: "Jumping."

Ghost: "What."

Teacher: "What is the shape of the y^2 = x graph?"

Lizard: *gestures*

Ghost: "Oh the baby shark graph!"

Cap: "/What/."

Teacher: "What do cows drink?"

Students: "Milk"

Ghost: "M- *spluttrs* water???"

Cap: "I was gonna say grass then I was like wait you don’t drink grass."

Ink: "You want to pour hydrochloric acid into this?"

Ghost: 'Yeah- you know what I poured /hand soap/ in there at this point anything's worth a shot."

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