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Noah Puckerman. 16.Junior. badass

[puck-in-your-pants]

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Quinn: Don't get all sarcastic now.

Quinn: I'll meet you after the bell.

Puck: You're one of the few that can actually sense when I'm being sarcastic.

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Quinn: Just us?

Quinn: Yeah. Yeah, sure. Works for me.

Puck: I mean do you want me to invite the whole football squad?

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[UNSENT] Quinn: It comes and goes

Quinn: Not really, but like I said, it's nothing. Don't worry about me.

Puck: Alright if you say so.

Puck: I was thinking you and I could have lunch together? Maybe at the bleachers or something

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Quinn: She was probably talking about me.

Quinn: I had a bug or something the past few days. It's nothing. Coach Sue is just her usual self.

Puck: Are you better now? You're never one to be sick, you're like a damn robot when it comes to that crap

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Quinn: Oh wow. She's insane if she actually believes you.

Quinn: I've had a headache all day and I'm not even in there.

Puck: Speaking of nurses, I overheard her talking to some dude about the head cheerleader coming in frequently.

Puck: I know the blonde couldn't have been B. You okay? Is Sue putting you guys through torture again

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Quinn: Obviously not during class!

Quinn: Go pay attention.

Puck: I'm at the nurses office again.

Puck: "Im sick"

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Puck: So i've noticed that you texting first was never gonna happen again.

Puck: What you up to?

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TEXT | Puck & Quinn

Quinn: Of course not. ;)

Quinn: I've missed you, too. I hardly even see you at school.

Quinn: I'm free this weekend, if you want to do something...

Puck: I know, coach has us practicing double time now and I'm either always in the nurses office or with Figgins.

Puck: Yeah, sure. It's been a month since we got to be alone.

[qfababe]

So, who is taking me to Homecoming?

[qfababe]

Oh, no, I wasn’t saying that. I think we can just stick to Homecoming for now. I like to not plan ahead too much, in case something happens.

And I’m sure you’ll look nice in your suit. You do have one, right?

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Alright homecoming is fine with me. And when I do spike the punch bowl and Sue asks if you know who did it, please don't rat out your date, you gotta have my back here, Q.

Of course I have a suit, just because I stick to my leather jacket a little too much doesn't mean I don't have proper attire.

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TEXT | Puck & Quinn

Quinn: I think I understand. Intimacy is more than just sex; it's emotional connection and sweetness and...I think I can actually admit you did a lot of that. It was a side I'd never seen of you before.

Quinn: Don't worry. I won't tell anyone and ruin your rep. ;)

Puck: Okay good, I don't wanna be considered soft by any means :)

Puck: I've missed you.

[qfababe]

So, who is taking me to Homecoming?

[qfababe]

It’s just Homecoming, Puck. Not prom. But, you’re right, my Mom is probably going to go crazy and make us take pictures. Make sure you clean up.

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Does this mean you expect me to take you to prom too? I mean I ain't complaining but you kinda through it out there. I clean up just fine, you'd be surprised, Q.

[qfababe]

So, who is taking me to Homecoming?

[qfababe]

Did you want to be cheesy and coordinate outfits? Or should I just expect you at my house at 7?

[puck-in-your-pants]

If you want that whole cheesy experience, who am I to deny you, right? I'll pick you up at 7, just don't be mad if mama Fabray wants to take pictures with this handsome stud.

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TEXT | Puck & Quinn

Quinn: Oh, shut up. I was not.

Quinn: You did. It was...nice? That's probably not the right word. I think I enjoyed myself, even if I was completely sore that night when I went home.

Puck: I knew you would be, it's not often Puckerman gets to swipe a v-card. Not that it was just that, I mean, it felt good being close to you like that. As corny as it sounds, I kinda felt connected.

[qfababe]

So, who is taking me to Homecoming?

[qfababe]

Wow. Funny and a soft side? I must be the luckiest girl in the world to have a Homecoming date like you.

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You should, you might wanna shout it to the world or something. We're like gonna be the hottest homecoming couple there.

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TEXT | Puck & Quinn

Quinn: I do, too! I showed emotion that night...

Quinn: I don't regret it. Not really. I just regret the idea of losing something I was holding onto for so long.

Quinn: Sure sure. Whatever you say.

Puck: You sure did, I could have sworn you were speaking in tongues :P

Puck: I know sex means much more to a girl than a guy but I hope I made you feel comfortable.

[qfababe]

So, who is taking me to Homecoming?

[qfababe]

Yes, he is. It’s disgusting that he could even like that thing.

Hmm…now, that is actually a pretty sweet idea. Good for you for thinking romantically!

[puck-in-your-pants]

I don't know, I told him to take a Cheerio but he's attracted to small gremlins so it's whatever. 

See I told you I ain't so bad. There is a soft side somewhere inside the Puckzilla.

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TEXT | Puck & Quinn

Quinn: Did you want me to or something? Cause that's not happening.

Quinn: I have not! ...okay, well maybe a little...that wasn't something little, Noah. I'm basically a hypocrite now, and I'm probably going to Hell.

Puck: I was kidding Q, I know you never show any emotion.

Puck: I know it wasn't and I know you keep saying you don't regret it but a part of me thinks you do.

Puck: You ain't going to hell, sex with me is too good to not be considered heaven like.