— coco chanel.

JOEY SIVAN PUCKERMAN Just like the big ass header says up there, I'm Joelle but call me Joey. I refuse to answer to anything else. I'm twenty-seven years old and I'm a dance coach at this lame high school in Lemon Grove. There's some more Puckerbitches running around here but you just found the best one.

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cozyrchl‌:

Good choice, not to care.

You should do the same.

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ledzeppfinn‌:

“You don’t eat fish?  Like any fish?”  He asked with surprise.  It wasn’t like Finn treated all seafoot equally, he tried sushi once at a restaurant in The Junction and vowed never to eat raw fish again.  Plus, the guac on the side had no business being that spicy.  “I used to think it was gross too, but one time my step dad took us camping, caught a fish, and grilled it right there.  I still think it was the best meal ever,” he chuckled.  

He closed the lid on his cooler, he didn’t want to catch more than he’d be able to use anyway.  “Alright no beer,” he spoke as he gathered his belongings.  “What’s your poison then?  Want a soda? I got a case of rootbeer back at my trailer.  It’s the kinda fancy kind that comes in bottles and everything.”  

Finn collected his fishing line in his free hand, “Unless you’d rather be alone?”

“I'm a vegetarian, so I don’t eat that stuff. I tried being a pescetarian awhile ago but it obviously didn’t work out.” Joey had been a vegetarian since she was in her teens and she hasn’t looked back since. A video on how chicken nuggets were made scarred her for life. It wasn’t hard to make the switch especially since loved being healthy. Exercising and eating good was her thing. She still ate junk and things like that but not as much as she used to. “No offense, but that sounds really disgusting.” She shook her head and laughed at the thought of her doing that.

Joey watched Finn pack his things and cringed when she saw a glimpse of the fish he just caught. She scoffed as he mentioned the soda and began to joke with him “ Ooh, fancy root beer. What’s the occasion? But yeah, I’ll take one of those.” she didn’t want to be too difficult. He was being nice to her after all. “Do you need help or something?” It was the least she could do for him.

She did come down to the dock to be alone but maybe it’d be nice to be in some company. “We can chill. And you can listen to me talk shit about my job.”

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cozygreyson‌:

Here’s a not-so-pro tip from your friendly neighborhood fireman, don’t leave pots of oil on the stove unattended. Not a complicated thought process, but apparently for three people in the past 36 hours alone, it’s not as ‘common sense’ a topic as I once thought it was.

Anyways, that was my shift. I’m rested up and ready for a couple days off hanging out with my best girl (who’s a pirate princess this week) and looking for some trouble to get up to.

Just when I thought my fellow Lemon Grove residents couldn’t get any more dumb.

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thewildelena‌:

Okay so I was watching YouTube and got caught into a black hole of tweets made by teachers of what their students have said to them and I swear I have heard many of those time and time again. I had one little girl tell me to follow my dreams unless they were stupid. And if they were stupid, I needed to get a new one.

She’s probably right if we’re being honest. I hope you listened to her.

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cozypuck‌:

I heard it’s like as cold as Antarctica in Chicago today and like bitch, nah thanks. I don’t think I can ever leave Florida because that shit ain’t for me. Like…how do you even? How? How do you even when it’s that cold?

I've never been more happy to stay in this dumb ass town. I heard people were literally freezing to death over there. 

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cozyrchl‌:

See that’s the point! It was 6am on a weekday! People are up and getting ready for work, and her dog was up way earlier than me disturbing the peace so… I was minding my own just like you mind yours. Like I said, just complaining because I’m annoyed by her, it’s not that big of a thing.

It clearly was if you posted about it but whatever. I’m not the one who has to deal with you so I don’t care.

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cozyaiden‌:

Nope. I know nothing about dancing — except, okay, some ballroom dancing ‘cause I learned a little for prom and later on for a wedding. I wish I had videos to show you. A bunch of dudes in their Army gear twerking? Hilarious. I’m all for tough love. I’m all for being tough to get people on their ass.  

You had to learn how to ballroom dance for your prom? Ya’ll would’ve went viral if you recorded it. Maybe would’ve been invited to be on Ellen too. Of course you’re all for tough love. You’re in the Army. I know they weren’t coddling you in there.

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cozyaiden‌:

What, you’re telling me you’re not a fan of pizza and wings and all that grease? 

I haven’t had anything greasy in over fifteen years and I’m a vegetarian. So no, I’m not a fan.

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Would you rather: always say everything on your mind or never speak again?

I do the first one anyway so that one.

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Would you rather: have the ability to go back in time or go forwards in time?

I only look forward.

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cozyrchl‌:

I grew up in Miami, I am quite aware of the differences between the two locations. Yet, I am still aware of my rights as a citizen and exactly what causes issues in a neighborhood. If I had a dime for every time I’ve been referred to as a nuisance I’d still not give a damn about it. Frankly I think there is always going to be at least one neighbor who doesn’t like you, I’m sure there is plenty in your neighborhood who do not care about you as well. It’s life, whatever, I’m still going to be annoyed about it.

Miami isn’t like Lemon Grove either so I’m not sure why you said that. Look, I know you think you’re the victim in this but you’re not. You were up at the ass crack of dawn waking everyone up with your motivational music. On a weekday at that. I can see you don’t give a damn about it since you’re showing no remorse about the whole situation. No one in Cozy Cove is feeding, fucking, or financing me so I don’t care if they like me or not. Even if I did, I mind my business and I don’t disturb the peace. 

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cozyrchl‌:

It wasn’t that loud, or it was I don’t know nor do I care. It wasn’t any louder than when I lived in an apartment in New York and never did I have nearly as much trouble as I do with her. Our houses aren’t even that close together, she just doesn’t like me.

I hope you keep that same energy when Mrs. Johnson decides to crush whatever it is you’re playing music on. Lemon Grove is nothing like New York if you haven’t noticed. I think you’re just being a nuisance. I don’t even know much about ya’ll and I can see why she doesn’t like you. You give her a reason to.

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coopander‌:

Gross. We’re not babysitters.

I gave myself that title on your behalf. You know you love when I flirt with you in the staff lounge to make everyone uncomfortable. That’s what best buds do.

We technically are. Unfortunately. 

Well, take it back. I have this thing where I hate everyone and you’re no exception. Even if you are somewhat decent. I only love it because you make that tenth grade science teacher get away from me.

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cozyrchl‌:

I did, we’re not exactly about to become good neighbors any time soon which is fine by me. I’m not afraid to go to war with her, she’s so rude at all times.

Maybe because you were blasting loud music. I’d be pretty rude too.

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puckleah‌:

They’re always happy to see you and they don’t talk back. What’s not to love? He’s not in an obedience class because those people will charge god knows how much just to try to teach him what I’m already doing. And that’s okay, I’ll just “borrow” yours.

Cats, on the other hand, don’t bother you and you don’t even have to take them out when they have to shit. You’re not being a good teacher obviously since he thinks your shoes are chew toys. You’d have to get into my trailer first and that’s not happening.

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cozyrchl‌:

Never in my life have I ‘talked out of the side of my neck’ even if I am unfamiliar with that phrase.

Ugh, did you tell her what you put in that post or not?

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puckleah‌:

I came home to find out that Chewie ate another pair of my shoes and honestly, I just don’t have time for this disrespect. Still gonna keep him around and love him to the ends of the earth tho. Someone tell me how dogs turn us as a species into a bunch of damn fools.

I’ll never understand the obsession people have with dogs. And I don’t see why he’s not in some type of obedience class. ‘Cause if he fucks up another pair of your shoes, I’m not getting you more.