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og-fckrmn:

No, I do not like spicy things. I like sweet things.

This has got to be one of the awkwardest conversations we’ve had, and we talked about Jurassic Park arousal. BUT I’m sure they can give it to you without the sauce. I think I saw pictures of just the fruit. They also have snow cones and ice cream. Ever been?

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og-fckrmn:

I mean, I love mango, and strawberry, but… the sauce thing on top makes it a little less appealing. 

I’d be judging you if you didn’t like mango and strawberry, but subtly. It’s chamoy and trechas. It adds a little spice. Do you like spicy things?

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ndhqkatie:

You’re new here too, right? There’s no rush. You could always put a solo vid out there first while you’re planning the rest, or do a livestream one night but again, no need to rush. Oh yeah, definitely. It used to be embarrassing when I first started out because I thought I was being judged but then I realised the ones who recognised me were the ones spending their evenings watching porn, so I had nothing to be embarrassed about. Now I love meeting people who’ve watched me, and it can be good to hear from them, to know what they like to see from you. 

I know, I’m sorry. We just… Our relationship is complicated, so I can’t make it worse at the moment. If it helps, if you weren’t Judah’s sister, I would have 10/10 banged. But we can still be friends. If you ever need anything, just shout. 

Oh god, yeah. He mentioned what happened, but maybe one day you’ll be able to laugh about it, huh? I bet it’s odd to suddenly have a new family, and I haven’t properly met Noah, but I know they’re pretty awesome guys if you decided you wanted a relationship with them. 

Yeah, it’s my first week. True. I kind of know what buttons to press of my own, but I’ve got some ideas in mind that I want to try out. That’s a fucking great way to look at it. Thanks. 

Ugh. I’m bummed the fuck out. But, I respect that. I mean, it’ll be a little weird now, knowing how close you are with my long lost twin (I know we’re not twins). But, I appreciate the gesture.

I mean, one day, maybe. In the distant future. Yeah, I guess we’ll see how it turns out. We haven’t really talked about it after... ya know, finding out. How do you start that convo? “Wow, so dad really sucked at pulling out, huh?”

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hqdelila:

You know, I’m glad you agreed because I low ky already ordered them SO  We gonna be matching dude, how fucking cute. Well, I am a Dominatrix, so you could say that. 

Girl bye, my mind already is dirty AF~ you don’t need that– I’ll keep that in mind.Sex toy parties, literally did not even know that was a thing,so I learned something new today. 

Thinking ahead, I like it. I just gotta get a cute outfit to match the cute denim. Oh no shit? That’s kind of amazing. Do you own an exorbitant amount of leather, or is that a myth?

It’s like the tupperware parties of the future! Only with more sad lonely women. Sometimes sad lonely guys. But I have had some turn out to be orgies, so that’s fun.

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dangerousdanii replied to your photo: liewithlyla so I found these online and the place...

Omfg girrrrl

Have you had anything from them???

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lovelylilolita replied to your photo: liewithlyla so I found these online and the place...

I’d love too! I’ve actually been there before if you’re talking about the one on West and 25th - they taste as good as they look.

Thank god! My mouth has been watering for half an hour. Ugh. Take me away.

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og-fckrmn replied to your photo: liewithlyla so I found these online and the place...

What. Even. Is. That

The most delicious treat on the face of the earth. You got your mangoes, you got your strawberries, you got your blended frozen mangoes and you got the sauce that makes your knees weak. 

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liewithlyla

so I found these online and the place is just a few blocks away. anyone down? #please #prettyplease #withmangosontop 

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Did you ever watch a video of Judah's?

I didn’t even know who Judah was until a few days ago…

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ndhqkatie:

Well, fan girl away, because I am lovin’ it. You’re adorable. That’s awesome! Once you start posting your official scenes and really making a new for yourself, you’ll be surprised by the attention. Sometimes it’s just surprised looks from the Starbucks barista because he’s been jerking off to your videos from the night before, but half of the time it’s good interactions. And you’ll eventually reach your peak power and no-one will be able to fuck with you. 

I don’t think it’s spread around, don’t worry. I just, well, Judah told me about it. We’re… I guess you could say good friends. Close in the sense I probably shouldn’t be hitting on his little sister. How’re you feeling about having an unexpected brother?  

Yeah, of course. It’d help to have an actual scene. But I have a few planned, so we’ll see how that goes. I feel like fan interactions, the funny ones anyway, have to be the best part of being recognized. 

... Motherfucker! This whole long lost siblings things is really killing my vibe. Like, the cockblock is strong with this one. 

Uh, I mean, I don’t really know anything about these dudes. Judah seems funny except I need to wash my eyes in bleach a few times before I can actually meet him face to face. I’m alright, I guess?

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• SINFUL SUNDAY - WEEK #18 •

Please see this post for more information on how to participate in this week’s Sinful Sunday event.

1. Three things I want to say to three different people.

2. One of my insecurities.

3. What turns me on.

4. One of my bad habits.

5. Who I wish I could be.

6. Where I want to be right now.

7. The last thing I ate.

8. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.

9. What song I’m currently listening to.

10. The last time I cried and why.

11. Something I’m excited about.

12. 5 things I like about myself and 5 things I dislike about myself.

13. Three things I want right now.

14. Are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you, where’s it from?

15. How long was your last phone conversation?

16. What are you looking forward to?

17. Did you get anything off your chest today?

18. How many rings do you usually wear?

19. Would you rather go to Canada or California on vacation?

20. Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants?

21. Do you call it fall or autumn?

22. Are you an emotional person?

23. It’s 2 in the morning and you get a text message, who is it most likely from?

24. Do you like long car rides?

25. Do you have an adult you can talk to about anything?

26. Last time you saw your dad?

27. Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?

28. Do you do your own laundry?

29. Would you like the ability to read minds?

30. Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

31. You’re thinking about a certain person right now, aren’t you?

32. What will you be doing in five years?

34. Last 2 people to text you?

35. Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?

36. Do you like to cuddle?

37. When angry, do you get loud or quiet?

38. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed on the lips?

39. Have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?

40. How’s your hair right now?

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text 📲 sam & nala

SAM: haha, nah you're good. it definitely fits.

SAM: seriously. I'm kinda excited about it, now that I'm over the initial panic of where the hell I'm gonna put the damn thing.

SAM: hold up. thousands? not that I'm one for questioning folks' spending habits or what goes on between them and their nightstand drawer but...that is a LOT of dildos.

NALA: i feel like you should wrap a rope around it and pretend it's a pet. that'll get the people talking

NALA: okay, that's fair. like, most of them were product tests and research, but i get a little sad thinking my networth comes from my dildos.

NALA: maybe if i become famous in this industry, i can auction them off!

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ndhqkatie:

You are so adorable right now, and you’re just making me feel like… wow. Thank you so much for saying that. I don’t consider myself as a celebrity or anyone huge, and it’s always so strange to have people watching and liking my work, but in the best way. I’ve always tried to do my own thing and the longer I was doing it, the more say I’ve been able to have and it was easier to tell a pervy director to go fuck himself. I would totally teach you the art of balancing and fucking at the same time but after orgasm no.1 it was probably sheer luck. Me too, I’m so– hang on, Puckerman? 

Ah… you’re Judah’s half sister, aren’t you? 

I usually don’t fangirl like this.. Okay that’s a lie, but I thought I could hold it together! I mean, I get you. I went to Pride this weekend and I got recognized a little and this was before I’ve posted any official scenes, so it was strange. Ugh, that’s the kind of freedom in my work life that I want. I love it. I-oh. So that’s spread around a bit... Yeah? And I suppose his brother’s half sister too, but I haven’t met him.

How do you know Judah?

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og-fckrmn:

Yeah, and I have a brother and a sister, and you definitely aren’t Hannah. But my sperm donor’s name is Joe Puckerman. I’m from Nashville.

UGH I AM SO GROSSED OUT RIGHT NOW

I-but... 2 more siblings? Holy. Shit. Nashville. Is this really happening?

LOOK BRO I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS EITHER! That was a generic bro. Are there DNA tests in this city?

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xkinghq:

y0, you’re lucky that you had a collection before you started. I pretty much came in with nothing and spent a good amount of my first coins on stocking up. Welcome to the company, Nala, dope name — I’m a huge fan of the Lion King and shit. I’m Xavier, and I’m a total beach bum about that Corona and lime life, myself.

That’s a fair point. But also, what can one do with 15 dildos? host an orgy? but you can only have so many orgies before you want to burn the dildos. Thanks! Xavier’s a pretty cool name too. Do people just call you X? I kind of want to follow you around with a boombox only playing ‘X gon’ give it to you’. Is that a thing we could make happen?

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greysonvaldez:

You too, gorgeous. Nah, mostly just throwing the disc around for fun so I don’t get too antsy just sittin’ around. Just threw it too far and hit some chick that was trying to suntan. In my defense, I’m pretty fuckin’ sure everyone’s hit someone with something on the beach at some point. A frisbee, a volleyball, themselves when they fall over from being too drunk.

Oh, are you one of the types who gets a little restless if they’re not doing a lot? I get like that sometimes, but I’m also very down to laze around. Basically all the time. Well, someone bought a 12 foot beach ball, so I’m a little bit excited to see who that hits. Fingers crossed it’s me but I don’t see it coming. Somebody better snap that.