Mercury Marsh

She/they

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

do fitted blankets really need to get washed or was that a lie made up by the devil (just like how he invented fitted sheets) very important question

-Mercury

I am not sure what a fitted blanket is, but presumably yes.

[puddle-a-mercury]

Tou know the one thar has an elastic in it and you gotta like pick up the mattress just to put it on and by the time you actually get two corners on you realize “oh fuck I put it on the wrong way now I gotta start all over again” and after you’re done your too tired to even ake the bed

[puddle-a-mercury]

got any fun Halloween plans?

I was planning on spending it with Jade and Jamie

[puddle-a-mercury]

maybe you should ask Leila to curse your stepdad

maybe but I met her once wouldn’t that be strange

[leila-the-witch]

Oh, not really. You're one of Jade's friends, yes? And the one who was talking to Frankie earlier?

[puddle-a-mercury]

her girlfriend yeah and yes

[leila-the-witch]

Ah, yes, of course. Well, if the matter still needs dealing with, I'd be willing to oblige.

[puddle-a-mercury]

isn’t cursing people kinda evil?

[leila-the-witch]

Only if done with evil intent, my dear. I don't curse people lightly, and each one that I cast has a lesson woven in. Sometimes people just need a little nudge to change their ways. For example, in your situation, I would probably curse him so that every hateful word that leaves his mouth comes out incredibly slowly, so that he's got to learn to choose his words carefully and think about their impact.

[puddle-a-mercury]

um thank you for the offer but that sounds like it’s just gonna make things worse

[leila-the-witch]

Very well, very well.

[puddle-a-mercury]

well it was interesting talking to you have a nice day

[leila-the-witch]

You too, dear. Will I be seeing you on Friday?

[puddle-a-mercury]

maybe

[puddle-a-mercury]

maybe you should ask Leila to curse your stepdad

maybe but I met her once wouldn’t that be strange

[leila-the-witch]

Oh, not really. You're one of Jade's friends, yes? And the one who was talking to Frankie earlier?

[puddle-a-mercury]

her girlfriend yeah and yes

[leila-the-witch]

Ah, yes, of course. Well, if the matter still needs dealing with, I'd be willing to oblige.

[puddle-a-mercury]

isn’t cursing people kinda evil?

[leila-the-witch]

Only if done with evil intent, my dear. I don't curse people lightly, and each one that I cast has a lesson woven in. Sometimes people just need a little nudge to change their ways. For example, in your situation, I would probably curse him so that every hateful word that leaves his mouth comes out incredibly slowly, so that he's got to learn to choose his words carefully and think about their impact.

[puddle-a-mercury]

um thank you for the offer but that sounds like it’s just gonna make things worse

[leila-the-witch]

Very well, very well.

[puddle-a-mercury]

well it was interesting talking to you have a nice day

[puddle-a-mercury]

maybe you should ask Leila to curse your stepdad

maybe but I met her once wouldn’t that be strange

[leila-the-witch]

Oh, not really. You're one of Jade's friends, yes? And the one who was talking to Frankie earlier?

[puddle-a-mercury]

her girlfriend yeah and yes

[leila-the-witch]

Ah, yes, of course. Well, if the matter still needs dealing with, I'd be willing to oblige.

[puddle-a-mercury]

isn’t cursing people kinda evil?

[leila-the-witch]

Only if done with evil intent, my dear. I don't curse people lightly, and each one that I cast has a lesson woven in. Sometimes people just need a little nudge to change their ways. For example, in your situation, I would probably curse him so that every hateful word that leaves his mouth comes out incredibly slowly, so that he's got to learn to choose his words carefully and think about their impact.

[puddle-a-mercury]

um thank you for the offer but that sounds like it’s just gonna make things worse

[puddle-a-mercury]

maybe you should ask Leila to curse your stepdad

maybe but I met her once wouldn’t that be strange

[leila-the-witch]

Oh, not really. You're one of Jade's friends, yes? And the one who was talking to Frankie earlier?

[puddle-a-mercury]

her girlfriend yeah and yes

[leila-the-witch]

Ah, yes, of course. Well, if the matter still needs dealing with, I'd be willing to oblige.

[puddle-a-mercury]

isn’t cursing people kinda evil?

[puddle-a-mercury]

maybe you should ask Leila to curse your stepdad

maybe but I met her once wouldn’t that be strange

[leila-the-witch]

Oh, not really. You're one of Jade's friends, yes? And the one who was talking to Frankie earlier?

[puddle-a-mercury]

her girlfriend yeah and yes

[puddle-a-mercury]

maybe you should ask Leila to curse your stepdad

maybe but I met her once wouldn’t that be strange

[puddle-a-mercury]

that makes it sound really related to him

why? I was just telling you guys it WASN’T

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Lotta talk about stepdads fallin’ down stairs lately

[puddle-a-mercury]

Well sometimes stepdads fall down the stairs and sometimes it’s deserved like this time

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Sometimes. Hope you’re doin’ okay kid.

[puddle-a-mercury]

it was funny and unlike he says did not happen because of any Harls or Hubbses

[puddle-a-mercury]

that makes it sound really related to him

why? I was just telling you guys it WASN’T

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Lotta talk about stepdads fallin’ down stairs lately

[puddle-a-mercury]

Well sometimes stepdads fall down the stairs and sometimes it’s deserved like this time

[puddle-a-mercury]

that makes it sound really related to him

why? I was just telling you guys it WASN’T

[puddle-a-mercury]

so in circumstances not at all related to a certain overall wearing helper my stepdad fell down some stairs

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

”i don’t commit violent crimes” assault is a crime my guy

Yeah well, so's how he was treatin' Francesca's mom, so fuck that guy.

[puddle-a-mercury]

sometimes stepdads need to be thrown down stairs

[puddle-a-mercury]

I hope that somewhere out there there is a large hairy gay man who’s fursona is a bear because it would be funny

[leila-the-witch]

I’m here

I hope you don’t mind but I brought a few friends

-Jade

Hello! My, you got here even before I did. Well, the more the merrier! I've got lots of hot cocoa and mince pies for everyone.

[actualjadeviper]

Sorry I was just excited

[leila-the-witch]

Oh, it's alright, dear. I'm excited as well. Yule doesn't come every day, after all.

And this year I get to share it with new friends.

[actualjadeviper]

do you want me to introduce them?

[leila-the-witch]

Why of course!

[actualjadeviper]

okay! The one with the curly green hair and the dress despite how cold it is id Nigel

the one with the curly grey hair is Mercury she’s also my girlfriend

the one with straight blond hair is Steel or Moss they go by either

And the one with the straight black hair and scar over his eye is Harper

[leila-the-witch]

Well it's nice to meet everyone! I'm glad you could all join us for the celebration.

[puddle-a-mercury]

it’s nice to meet you too

[puddle-a-mercury]

frankie's bald actually so you may have to edit that ponysona

the beanie looks like a growth if he’s bald I need to take some artistic liberties

[puddle-a-mercury]

ponysona for that guy Jake thinks is cool @frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli