Jade Viper

She/her beginner witch snake mom poly lesbian

[farmer-peach]

SIX kids born early this mornin'. Honey and Luna decided to kid almost at the same time. Got one of each outta Honey and two of each outta Luna. I need a nap.

[leila-the-witch]

Oh! How wonderful! Do you suppose I could bring the girls by to visit them again sometime?

[farmer-peach]

Yea sure.

[leila-the-witch]

Excellent. :) @actualjadeviper @shelly-petrol, would you girls like to go see some baby goats again sometime soon?

[actualjadeviper]

Sounds nice

[actualjadeviper]

Happy birthday dear! --@leila-the-witch

and happy birthday to you

[actualjadeviper]

By the way, dear, would you like to learn how to make and read a shamble? --@leila-the-witch

a what?

[actualjadeviper]

do you talk to the city spirit too?

yeah

[actualjadeviper]

Leila's doll friend.

oh yes I’ve met her

[actualjadeviper]

did you meet Annelise yet?

Who?

[actualjadeviper]

are you gonna learn how to fly?

maybe

[leila-the-witch]

I could teach you if you like.

[actualjadeviper]

haha maybe

[actualjadeviper]

are you gonna learn how to fly?

maybe

[actualjadeviper]

got any cool plans for it?

Ideally I help with Harl’s haunted house

[actualjadeviper]

are you excited for Halloween?

always and forever

[actualjadeviper]

Hello dearie, I've come to invite you to my Mabon dinner on the twenty-second. I know you were technically already included in Harl's invitation but as my apprentice I thought you ought to be personally invited. :) My apartment, five o'clock. --@leila-the-witch

aww thanks

[actualjadeviper]

so when do you get to graduate from apprentice witch to like, witch witch?

Huh I’m not sure

[leila-the-witch]

Well, in the way that it's done you've always been a witch, and you'll always be my apprentice. It's sort of like how when a child grows up, they're still their parent's child. But only you can determine when you've gone from a witchling to just a witch.

[actualjadeviper]

That makes sense

[actualjadeviper]

so when do you get to graduate from apprentice witch to like, witch witch?

Huh I’m not sure

[actualjadeviper]

how's your witch training going?

It’s going really nice

[actualjadeviper]

just pulled down a fourth missing poster with my face on it

[leila-the-witch]

There are missing posters about you?

[actualjadeviper]

yeah you can just take them down if you see them

[leila-the-witch]

And may I ask why there are missing posters about you?

[actualjadeviper]

you remember months and months ago when I moved into Harl’s place?

[leila-the-witch]

Yes, I recall.

[actualjadeviper]

So I didn’t exactly tell them

[leila-the-witch]

Right. I'll take the posters down if I see them.

[actualjadeviper]

thanks

[actualjadeviper]

just pulled down a fourth missing poster with my face on it

[leila-the-witch]

There are missing posters about you?

[actualjadeviper]

yeah you can just take them down if you see them

[leila-the-witch]

And may I ask why there are missing posters about you?

[actualjadeviper]

you remember months and months ago when I moved into Harl’s place?

[leila-the-witch]

Yes, I recall.

[actualjadeviper]

So I didn’t exactly tell them

[actualjadeviper]

just pulled down a fourth missing poster with my face on it

[leila-the-witch]

There are missing posters about you?

[actualjadeviper]

yeah you can just take them down if you see them

[leila-the-witch]

And may I ask why there are missing posters about you?

[actualjadeviper]

you remember months and months ago when I moved into Harl’s place?