Imagine taking someone to watch a movie
Getting them the extra large drink, watching the sip away and almost finish the whole thing less than an hour into the movie,
Getting them a refill before they can get up, they try to follow but you just *insist* they can't miss this scene.
When you come back they're practically bouncing, squirming in their seet.
"No no, no wait for this scene to end!"
And the next scene, and the next. They try to get up, but you pull them into your lap.
You hold the soda up, reminding them they still gotta finish that one too.
By the time the movies over, they're bursting. But, oh god, the line.
"But I thought you had to pee?"
You make them stand in the line. Ten minutes pass, you're about four people away ....
"You know what, you're right. This is taking forever."
You practically drag them outside while they pathetically whimper their spot in like quickly claimed.
You get them in the car, aking sure the seatbelt is properly adjusted, since they can't seem to do it themselves.
"T-Too tight," they whine against the security of the belt.
"It's nessisary, don't worry about it. You're grown you know this. Awh, honey, you're holding yourself so hard. Don't worry, it's just an eight minute drive home, as long as theirs no traffic."
Of course theirs traffic.
You get home twenty minutes later. They can't even make it to the front door, making it three steps before the floodgates break, leaving a huge wet spot on your patio and their pants/dress.
"Uh oh, looks like you still need some training..."
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