Sad-bulous

the fuck even is space anyways

[teuer]

ok hear me out guys

[joner]

I’m listening

[teuer]

okay listen closely

[joner]

ok ready

[teuer]

look me boots

[nightlifemingus]

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

[mrbenwyatt]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lmxv8ghb003x039]

[paprika]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

mutuals do this it's really fun

help me

[shadeykris]

:D

[sxygya]

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

[praesodymium]

false i have a bruise that resulted from my deep love and affection for spaghettios and my inability to hold onto the can of spaghettios

[g0ds-favorite]

[tobeagenius]

“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

[snime]

[florky]

Tumblr machine broke :/

[pleasurecastle-deactivated20200]

what the fuck

[hotlimemiami]

when youre stuck in your house all day

[puddlesforhire]

[browsedankmemes]

[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger

[photo-frier]