Fite me Helen

My brownies are hand made while yours are box brand

[marydaydream]

I love new designs so much

[island-delver-go]

(Source)

[alittlebitridiculous]

TAKE TO THE WOODS

[brummbart-deactivated20181221]

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

[soup-that-is-2-hot]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[gallusrostromegalus]

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

[allthingshyper]

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

[charliecoxbf]

That’s gussy babe

[earthgirl2788]

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

*standing ovation*

[boh-forse-mah]

:)

[dreamers-queen]

Spite is the greatest muse

[abandoned-as-mustard]

humans don’t change

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

dead

[medusabraids]

[prettydudestv]

It’s beautiful seeing culture celebrated and not suppressed as Jason Momoa, family and friends perform the haka on the Aquaman red carpet.

[connieisland]

Your fav would never 💞 I really love this man!!!

[pudgiewinkle]

My very first attempt at creating a species!!! I had so much fun creating this lil guy #originalspieces https://www.instagram.com/p/BqUhApXnzJQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ovv8p00dy4qk

[pudgiewinkle]

My commissions are now open!! From the simplest #chibi to the toughest #refsheet I’m willing and ready to do it all!!! Starting price is $5.-50 and I’m having a sale on chibis!! Buy two get the third free!!! #commissions #opencommissions #art #artistofinstagram #furry #anime #blackfridaydeals https://www.instagram.com/p/BqUdEOwHF9D/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1h8xdhmas4efk

[harold-shes-lesbian]

this is too real though

[girlsandart]

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

[fuocogo]

You can tell the audience is struggling to not aknowledge accurate this is since the accuracy is the funny part.

[theintrovertnation]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

guess who my favourite character is

[callmejulice]

Just thought this would be accurate

[stilt-fox]

In light of recent events

[whx-m]

i just bawled my eyes out and it feels like i just got the biggest hug to my soul. thank you thank you thank you. it is sacred and it is SAFE the poster will not tell anyone even what state this is in, only thats this is in USA. even if you are not indigenous i hope this lifts your spirits and comforts you.

[i-cannot-live-without-coffee]

#for those who dont know for the Lakota ppl#a white buffalo is a sacred symbol of hope and restoration i believe#i am not Lakota but i am so happy for you all !!

Welcome to the world, white buffalo. Come through.

[pinkmachabun-deactivated2021011]

Artist Random Question Meme!

Send an emoji and I’ll draw the answer!

♡: Do you consider yourself and your persona the same person, or are you separate? 🍬: How do you differ from your online persona?  🌼: What are your favorite clothes to wear when you’re relaxing? 🍩: What’s your favorite snack? 👉: How do you sit when you draw? 😪: What’s something you collect? 😻: Do you prefer traditional or digital art? 🎀: Who makes you want to draw and improve? 🍺: What’s the biggest mistake you make that impacts your art/drawing process? 🍙: Ever thought about becoming professional? 👾: Do you livestream your art? If so, what is your favorite and least favorite thing about it? 💣: What site do you think you’re most active on? ♬: What do you like to listen to/have on in the background when you draw? 💀: Show something you drew a long time ago that at the time you were proud of. 🎁: Do you prefer CD’s or digital downloads? 🌟: What is your most prized possession? ☕: Coffee or Tea? ⚠: Have you ever taken an art class? ✂: What’s you astrology sign, zodiac, and MBTI? 🎬: What is your favorite kind of clothing? 🍔: Do you have OCs? If so, which is your favorite? 💾: What do you love to draw? ☂: What do you hate to/can’t draw? ☁: Guilty pleasure? 🎮: Do you prefer video games or TV shows/movies? 🐙: What do you suggest to beginner artists in terms of work ethic? 🐳: What do you look for in a friend? 🍀: How do you become motivated to draw? 💦: Soft shading or cell shading?

Feel free to send as many as you want!

[brakken]

skeletons

[brakken]

happy halloween to all the hot dogs and french fries out there!

[plastic-pipes]

to everyone who did inktober and is moving on nanowrimo

[inesmbravo]

anyone willing to commission me ; - ;? i only need one more commission to pay rent this month