Thick thighs and brown eyes 💕

[listenly-deactivated20141029]

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[julius-novachrono]

She came for his whole LIFE

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[ampervadasz]

Bear !

[mushj1]

うっそ…これ、犬！！？(΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)！？

[webarebears]

That dog is a fucking unit holy fuck

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[alexander]

we’re still throwing pounds of butter in shit just using more wrappers

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[naamahdarling]

i lost my shit at the last panel

[amateur]

[everythingfox]

House intruders (don’t call the police)

[henrychenq]

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner

significant annoyance

[teathattast]

[woodsandnature]

[plantfunerals]

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

[backdoorteenmom]

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

[clockmocker]

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

[theshape0fpunktocome]

Quick question clock, what the fuck.

You can’t just throw stuff like that without a link to the video

[clockmocker]

I’m sorry about this

[clockmocker]

[spideyytorch]

pls dont tell me this is actually a thing? that somewhere in the internet this video exists,,,,?

[enlargers-deactivated20170205]

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief