[pueraeternxs]

Plotting call!

Like this post, and I will come to your ask box or IM thing so we can plot out a longer type thread! I’ll also write the starter with what we come up with!

[whimsygardens-archives]

SUPER DUPER ANGST MEME

Send me a ➳ and I will generate a number from 1-300 (yes, 300!) for what my muse will say to yours.

[thequartermasterofmi6]

Originally posted by geekylaugifs

[cerseilionesslannister]

new panic! at the disco starters

“Tonight, we are victorious.” “All my friends were glorious.” “Let me be your killer king.” “It hurts until it stops.” “My touch is black and poisonous.” “Drink the wine.” “We’ve got to turn up the crazy.” “We’re living like a washed-up celebrity.” “I taste like magic.” “Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them.” “My life started the day I got caught.” “Who was I trying to be?” “The time for being sad is over.” “Being blue is better than being over it.” “I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.” “I love the things you hate about yourself.” “No one wants you when you have no heart.” “You’ll never know if you don’t ever try.” “Drink the wine.” “Welcome to the end of eras.” “Dress me up and watch me die.” “If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine.” “You just might see a ghost tonight.” “I’m taking back the crown.” “I see what’s mine and take it.” “So close, I can taste it.” “I am so much more than royal.” “Heroes always get remembered.” “Legends never die.” “Welcome to my world of fun.” “Do I look lonely?” “People have told me I don’t look the same.” “How could I ask for more.” “It feels like my mind is going to burst.” “Am I the best you’ve ever had?” “Smile even though you’re sad.”

[pueraeternxs]

Plotting call!

Like this post, and I will come to your ask box or IM thing so we can plot out a longer type thread! I’ll also write the starter with what we come up with!

[southernprincesslottie-deactiva]

“I usually have a pretty good hunch ‘bout these sorta things.” She smiled softly at him.

[pueraeternxs]

“I can see that. And it’s a very good skill to have, being able to read people like that.”

[malydiawrites-blog]

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“  “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!"  "Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no."  "Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!"  "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"  "Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now." 

[faerieroleplaymemes]

‘Stardust’ sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn’t true. I know a lot about love.”

“What do stars do? They shine.”

“You want to grow up and get over yourself.”

“Wait! How do I know you can be trusted?”

“Have you not got it into your thick head yet? I’m not walking anywhere!”

“You seriously think I could kill anyone?”

“Do I look like I’m your mother?!”

“Honey… you’re wearing a bathrobe.”

“But of course! Nothing says “romance” like the gift of a kidnapped injured woman!”

“You saved my life. Thank you.”

“Ending up with my heart cut out - that will serve me right, will it?”

“Look at me, I’m unarmed. Please!”

“You could search to the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful.”

“Hold me tight and think of home.”

“They’re going to kill us, aren’t they?”

“I think I love you.”

“Why would I want this? It’s just a measly handful of stardust.”

“How do you know my… Who are you?”

“Has excessive begging or pleading ever persuaded me to spare the life of a traitor?”

“Can I see it? Is it beautiful?”

“I don’t deal with time wasters.”

“I could never have imagined an adventure this big in order to wish for it.”

“Are you all right? Do you want some help?”

“I think you’re in my bath.”

“My heart… It feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it doesn’t belong to me any more. It belongs to you.”

“You’d better be telling the truth, you two-faced dog.”

“There is someone following your tracks.”

“Do you see anything non-human? No. And you know why? Because it’s a field!”

“You look like the wrong end of a dog.”

“Don’t you ever sleep?”

“I’m not being silly. I’d do it. For you, I’d do anything.”

“Oh, please, you’re not annoyed at that whole murder thing, are you?”

[thedaughterofslumber-blog]

         The world has no right to my heart

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[warxmachine-blog]

CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

[pueraeternxs]

Dark Echos

[theredmedic]

Lily stepped back at little. “I would but every time they keep forgetting…” she muttered hearing his tone. Maybe she should have asked someone else. “Sorry for asking you for some help.” she says rolling her eyes a little.

[pueraeternxs]

“They keep forgetting what they were helping you with? Seems like they’re a bit incompetent if you ask me.” Peter bit his lip and looked around frustratingly before returning his attention back to the girl in front of him. “Look, I can help you if you really need it, but I’m not sure how much use I’m gonna be to you.”

[clopinthejester]

“See and those, my friend, are the words of a man who doesn’t get much action. It is never nothing and all the work is worth it!” 

[pueraeternxs]

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, man. I get plenty of.. action or whatever you’re talking about. Just don’t think it’s worth all the trouble.”

[viridisalae]

“Okay so I know you fancy stuff and if I am right, the pixie dust motherlode is located under this tree right here.” She tapped the bark of the dead tree and smiled. “Is that worth your time?”

[pueraeternxs]

Peter quirked an eyebrow in interest and stepped closer to the tree, giving the unremarkable tree a look of indifference. “I guess it all depends on whether or not you really are right. If you are, then I am interested.”

[southernprincesslottie-deactiva]

@pueraeternxs was wishin’ on a star

“I don’t mean t’ sound rude, but you look a lil’ outta place.”

[pueraeternxs]

“You don’t sound rude. And, honestly, you’re right. I’ve never been here before in my life.”

[queenmakcr-archived]

♚ Love Actually Starter Sentences ♚

change pronouns & phrases to suit your needs ♥

“If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around.”

“She’s the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.” 

“Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.”

“It’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you.”

“It’s my favorite time of day, driving you.”

“Without hope or agenda - Just because it’s Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you.”

“Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?”

“Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for, and our special relationship is still very special.“

“And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger.”

“He says no one’s gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.”

“I  could just have him murdered.”

“Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!” 

“Shit, I can’t believe I’ve just said that. And now I’ve gone and said “shit” - twice. I’m so sorry.”

“But… you never talk to me. […] You don’t like me.”

“Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace, and come Christmas gave it to somebody else…“

“Yes, but you’ve also made a fool out of me, and you’ve made the life I lead foolish, too!”

“Let’s do it. Let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love.”

“Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?“

“Basically, you’re fucked, aren’t you?”

“There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?”

“Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?”

“Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!”

“You turned out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.” 

“No, no, we’ll want to have sex in every room. Including yours.” 

“All I want for Christmas is you.“

“I don’t want something I need. I want something I want.” 

“No-one’s ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.” 

“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.“

[pueraeternxs]

Dark Echos

[theredmedic]

She nods pulling out a small list of books and tools she needed for her invention, “I was hoping the store carried these things but I am having the worst of time trying to locate them.”

[pueraeternxs]

Peter peered over at the list she held, trying to decipher what was written on it from the distance between them. “Have you tried asking someone who works here? They’d probably know better than I would.” He tried not to put too much bite into his tone, but he mentally cringed when he could tell it did not work too well.

[pueraeternxs]

@clopinthejester || starter call

“Are you sure that’s such a good idea? I mean, it seems like an awful lot of work for nothing, if you ask me.”

[pueraeternxs]

@perieratx || (X)

Peter frowned and opened his arms out in front of him in a calm defense. “Hey, I am not here to cause any problems. No agendas.” He took one testing step forward. “That’s not why I’m here, if that’s what you’re wondering.”