Callout post
I’ve come to make an announcement, Noka the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker! She pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, she took her hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and she pissed on my fucking wife! And she said her dick was “this big”, and I said “that’s disgusting”. So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Noka the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! She fucked my wife, so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the Earth! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher! I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
