pukingonpigeons

I like puking and I like pigeons. Mix em together and you've got yourself a party. 18+

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

Hey, to all you suicidal people out there

I WILL FILL YOUR LUNGS WITH OXYGEN AND YOUR HEART WITH AFFECTION. THIS IS A THREAT.

[pukingonpigeons]

@horrorismyjam

[ghosticalz]

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

[galacticchaosminion]

I don’t go to school but i’ll reblog for the money part

[hanramz-the-fander]

Can I exchange passing a test for doing well at work?

[horrorismyjam]

Can I puke on it?

[pukingonpigeons]

I would like to puke on the boi

[pukingonpigeons]

O pigeon where art thou

Mine vomit longs for thy absorbent down

Sweet bird that cares not for traffic

And pecks at crumbs

I am a plebeian in need of purging

Thou art the wastebasket of mine dreams

I shan’t bite mine thumb in thy wake

For thou art the sun above

Please accept mine offering...

Vomit on your sweater, moms spaghetti

[pukingonpigeons]

You ever whip so hard that you projectile vomit and it hits an airborne pigeon?

[pukingonpigeons]

Pigeons have all flown south for winter. How will I make it through prime puking season?

[cutefunnybabyanimals]

I’m glad she loves her new bed via /r/aww https://ift.tt/34AVhL5

[nickf07]

[horrorismyjam]

That last one looks so angry while dancing, I don’t know what to feel

[pukingonpigeons]

I know what to feel ;)

sad bc I’ll never have those moves

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I will tell the lord, Danny Devito of your crimes if you don’t shut the fuck up

[horrorismyjam]

Oh shit

[pukingonpigeons]

Not the meatball king!

[pukingonpigeons]

Ya ever just throw up on a pigeon? 10/10 recommend