julia

Im gonna be perfect from now on

[solsticestudy]

me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy

me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[queenwhiskey]

Rick and mortys a good show but people really gotta stop acting like its deep jusr because its got nihilism and tiny bit philosophy. Its one dude improvising half the scenes. Its juvenile humor stop acting like its actually some deep show u need to be smart to get.

[queenwhiskey]

The philosphy rarely goes deeper than “what if nothinf mattered??? At all? Wow arent i smart” just enjoy it for the dumb jokes stop trying to flex ur brain boner over a show with a character named mr poopybutthole

[kieraplease]

https://instagram.com/p/BZHfihtFvAl/ 💀🌹

[queenofthebuckets]

Me: I still really enjoy Rick and Morty despite people starting to see as a “cringy” interest 

clearly very straight white dude wearing rick and morty shirt: yeah me too, those trigglypuffs just don’t get how deep it is- 

Me:

[david-lunch]

my edgy david lynch fan theory is that nothing he does has any meaning it’s all just random imagery strung together and he watches and laughs as people struggle to interpret his work and there is a whole fuckload of evidence for it let me tell you

[david-lunch]

exhibit A:

[david-lunch]

exhibit B:

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

They should create an open-world, Sims type of Harry Potter game where you design your 11 year old avatar and start Hogwarts.

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

Imagine exploring a fully constructed Hogwarts with real friends? Imagine going to Hogsmeade and the Forbidden Forest and not having to deal with Harry and his drama and just enjoying Hogwarts?

[dead-finks-deactivated20190116]

attention goth side of tumblr

answer this test truthfully

if you dont get dracula ur a poser

[shireduchess]

wuthering heights is what i got and where i belong

[thecommonchick]

I LOVE THIS!

[manjitthapp]

by manjit thapp / instagram (don’t delete my caption.) 

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[aliciawarhola]

[stripetee-deactivated20180423]

View this post on Instagram

[888muse]

this look and sound good.

[demiiwhiffin]

[brigittepaulin]

[pulpfanfiction]

goodnight sweet prince

[dynastylnoire]

[cumaeansibyl]

Image text, from Kory Jarvis:

Hi Tim = Speak the name of your oppressor.

Per my previous email = Did you not read what TF I just said in this email thread.

Per our previous conversation= Let it be known that we talked in person or over the phone. So don’t play with me.

CC = I want everyone I attached to know that I am not playing with you.

BCC= I want the higher ups to know I am not playing with you, and that you actually play too much.

Moving forward= I am not going to tell you this again.

Very Best = A nice way of saying go to hell.

Let me know if you have any questions/concerns =Let me know if I need to further explain how you don’t know how to do your got damn job.

Thanks = A formal way of saying you can get these hands after work honestly.