My Blade Hungers

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We covered the Main Theme & Victory Theme from Overwatch :) 

[cloverslime]

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[peppermint-bones]

What the ever living fuck

[bugpicnic-deactivated20170417]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

[tag-is-cool]

FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN

[skullsmuldon]

A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 

Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…

[cantgetanygayerthanthat]

I’ve reblogged this on every account I have.

[actuallyclintbarton]

This is simplistic and intended to tug on heartstrings and all that shit but guys I really needed to see something about people not being dicks so if you needed that too please watch this.

Thanks for this, Denmark.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i think maybe we could all use a little simple heartstring-tugging right about now. <3

[robotfxckr-blog]

Chopper: Is Zoro... dead?

Zoro: Only on the inside.

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Zoro: Sorry I’m late. I was doing things.

Usopp: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!!!!

[lilientrish]

the devil in pale moonlight.

[devilmaycry5]

Who you should fight: DMC edition

Dante: Who wins: You He may have demonic strength and a crazy set of weapons but in reality he’s just super lazy. He’ll probably taunt you a bit and make you angry however he probably wouldn’t even get out of his chair or open his eyes. You win by default. But touch his pizza and that’s a whole different story.

Trish: Who wins: Trish She looks like Dante’s beautiful and kind mommy, but she’s got looks that can kill. She seems human but hell hath no fury like a demon woman. She’ll crush you with her 6 inch Gucci heeled boots, take your money, and then drive off on her motorcycle to buy more Gucci. One touch from her and you’ll look like you just stuck a fork inside a toaster.

Lady: Who wins: Lady Do you really want to fight her? She may look small and cute, but she carries around a huge bazooka and probably 847263 other weapons, plus her crazy gymnast skills. And even without her weapons she could kick your ass. She got those scars for a reason.

Nero: Who wins: You Although he looks like a punk on the outside, one the inside he is softer than fresh out of the dryer laundry. Yes he’s inhumanly strong and has destroyed a giant false savior with a single punch but honestly he could never hurt you. He’d feel bad and probably apologize.

Vergil: Who wins: Vergil NO. NO. NO. DO NOT FIGHT VERGIL.

[malletisland]

It kills me every time

how Vergil wanted to spread out devil’s power, a power greater than they ever imagined, the power of a son of Sparda but he ended up generating an ANNOYING BRAT  ❤

I want DMC5 so badly just to see what a pissed dad Vergil will be (￣▽￣)

[ziarendrawingspree]

Vergil no

Based from this vine . What kind of monster you ask? *chuckles*

[robotfxckr-blog]

Lady: Honestly, how dumb does this demon think we are?!

Dante: Do not underestimate my stupidity.

Vergil: The sad part is that he's right.

[ziarendrawingspree]

Did someone say meme?

[true-king-of-monsters]

This never would have happened if Dad was better at pulling out.

Vergil when he sees Dante being himself (via true-king-of-monsters)

[eternal-nox]

[sirkai]

Through our strength, we’ll make a better day

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Dante: Hey, bro. I've got some news.

Vergil: Is it annoying?

Dante: Well, it seems one of us is possibly a carrier for some new disease called Updog.

Vergil: What's Updog?

Dante: LADY, TRISH, NERO, GET YOUR ASSES HERE! I TOLD YA I COULD GET HIM TO SAY IT!!!!

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Jill: This looks like the place.

Jill: [opens the door to Devil May Cry]

Dante: [sitting at the desk pretending to read a magazine] If you're looking for a bathroom, it's in the back.

Chris: I take it you're Dante.

Dante: Well if it isn't Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine. If I'd known I was meeting celebrities today, I would have dressed up. To what do I owe the honor?

Chris: We're having a hard time locating Wesker. I figured since your brother is affiliated with him, you might know something.

Dante: Wish I could help, but I haven't heard much from either of them since the wedding. You know how newlyweds are.

Jill: Wait, what? You mean Wesker and Vergil got married?

Dante: Affirmative. About two weeks ago.

Chris: And you're absolutely sure about that?

Dante: [pulls out a sheet of paper and lays it on the desk facing them]

Dante: I got ordained to spare any unwitting humans from having to deal with those two. Can't get much more sure than that.

Chris: [looks at Jill]

Jill: [rolls eyes, reaches into pocket, hands over $20]

Jill: What can I say? You called it.

Dante: What, that Wesker is gay?

Chris: No, that if he ever got married it would be to a literal demon.