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"After 30 years of acquaintanceship it's all been said anyways... all crushing the same candies, as the saying goes."

This incredible machine is a scientific breakthrough! What else can it shrink I wonder? This is just miraculous!!

Honey look! The shrinking device. It works!

Huh? How? Why?

I think more than half the people I see on the street these days are wearing The North Face apparel. You're right, it's not even funny.

Oh McDonald's, you may now have golden frames and a fancy font, but in my heart you'd always stay the same. My pig's heart.

#mcdonalds #imlovinit

So after preparing your kids for diabetes type 2 one month you serve beverages that taste like toothpaste the next. That’s balance. Do I get American culture right?

#holiday season #christmas

I wonder how many of these noisy pesky kids I can drop down before someone would manage to stop me

With laser eyes!

#washington monument

Oh my!

#washington #washington dc #vietnam memorial

"By George, he's right! Look wife, never mind the eagle! It did look like a penis all along!"

#washington dc #washington

Okay I'm sorry but that one just looks like a penis

#washington dc #washington #washington monument

And that’s how one looks like on the inside…

#air and space museum

BEEP—BOOP—BEEP

#washington #washington dc #air and space museum

I think the POW is for KA-POW? USA! USA!

#washington #washington dc

Now, some people have criticized this blog's lack of a more 'personal touch'. Allow me to retort by saying that this is an artistic outlet and its integrity shall not be compromised! What you see here is Truth, and if certain persons cannot face Truth when it stares back at them with crystal clear eyes and an unyielding gaze, then I have no more to say to them and that's that! I am above the need to justify myself to close-minded conformist soulless bigots. I'm done! Nothing more! Thank you! And let me tell you another thing: when you see a couple of cows in a ranch you might think it's a good idea to go pet them. What's the harm right? So you squeeze under the barbed fence with no problem and you think you're fine. Then you find that even though the cow has huge balls (it's a male cow) it won't let you approach it. It cowers away! You think that's not so bad. It could be worse. So you squeeze under the fence again and get out of the ranch. Only now you discover that your pants and shoes are covered with cow dung. So that's what you get if you go chasing other people's cows; you get shit all over yourself. Now don't tell me what to do!

I saw a UFO last night, but then it turned into two trucks on the opposite road. #sneakyaliens

#sneakyaliens #aliens #ufo

It may be old but if you can get it up it would still look impressive

#washington #air and space museum #rockets #washington dc

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