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Scott |22| Ontario, Canada|Woodworker

[pi4nobl4ck]

[theawesomeadventurer]

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

[funnyposts]

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

#CNNMemeWar

[cisnowflake]

I love that the memes that came out in response to the whole CNN blackmail thing are just so much better than the one they were upset about in the first place. Talk about throwing gasoline on a fire.

[jezmmart]

Inspired by this photo that I laughed at for like ten minutes.

[d|p] [More: Comics | PKMN] (I am so sorry for assaulting your dashboard with this).

[steviemact]

WHAT.THE.FUCK?

[just-shower-thoughts]

A big part of becoming an adult is realizing nobody gives a crap if you wear the same pants two (or more) days in a row.

[games-for-gamers]

Missing the ball on Rocket league

[jollygreengiantveggies]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pouring water into an ice tray and then transferring it to the freezer uses way more mental stress than it should

[just-shower-thoughts]

Culture is just a global version of all that weird shit your family does that you don’t realise is weird because you assume everyone’s family does that.

[did-you-know]

Students who take part in extended music classes are happier at school in almost every area, including classes and activities that have no relation to music. Source

[pumpki-nn]

Possibly why I enjoyed school..

[just-shower-thoughts]

Given the average lifespan of a person and the average lifespan of a fish, does a person spend more time swimming under water than the average fish?

[iverbz]

I’m deleting twitter

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[politicalhetero]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

[microcroft]

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[undercover-witch]

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

[coolspork]

That terrified sparkle emoji describes at least half my life

[maurypovichofficial]

Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

[craigslist-stripper]

jacques derrida is gonna rise from his grave and give you a high five bc you just described his theory to 75,000 teenagers and they listened

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]