It's an illusion, Michael

Ayyyyyy lmao

[catzy88]

I've been seeing one of those "your mother will die if you don't reblog this" posts circling on my dash again, but I'm not going to reblog it because fuck you I have the Immunity Dog.

I absolutely loathe those "do this or something bad will happen" posts. I'm superstitious enough and believe in the supernatural, so those kinda posts give me anxiety. I'm so glad to have stumbled upon the Immunity Dog some years back, because he gives me peace of mind against those beforementioned loathsome posts. Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

[conretewings]

Came across one of those terrible reblog this or else posts so for me and everyone else who runs into those please enjoy this good boy 🐶🌼

[vigilantsycamore]

If people are gonna celebrate Halloween by spreading paranoia-inducing posts all over tumblr then I'm bringing back immunity dog

I know I just made a post asking people to tag their paranoia fuel, but I'm doubling up here

[adultsectionfiction]

Here is a Whiskey dog basking in the sun for good luck on your finals.

Technically these photos are reversed. Whiskey dog is camera adverse and KNOWS when a photo is being taken.

[conretewings]

Came across one of those terrible reblog this or else posts so for me and everyone else who runs into those please enjoy this good boy 🐶🌼

[cydonian-mystery]

IMMUNITY ANIMALS MASTERPOST

Add more if you have them, save if you need them. We need to start fighting reblog bait and immunizing it wherever we see it.

[conretewings]

Came across one of those terrible reblog this or else posts so for me and everyone else who runs into those please enjoy this good boy 🐶🌼

[thesaintelectric]

scream 'aesthetic' parents are house of leaves-ing their kids

[fatsexybitch]

[littlealienproducts]

Crochet Swinging Duck by  SofieKreation

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

we have to be silly together it’s an imperative i can’t do this alone

[pcktknife]

[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[caspercryptid]

I am so sleepy

[altair-ibn-la-booty]

My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

[kleeklutch]

[krakenguard]

[merry-death]

While I'm just chilling in a tattoo chair unable to use one arm, everyone please look at this picture of my cat looking like a haunted Victorian child

[supersorrybyee-deactivated20230]

Well met, traveller! Tell me, what is it that you need most?

A little change of scenery.

A glimpse into the future.

Knowledge from the universe.

Inner peace. Possibly a nap.

A home-cooked meal.

Something to pass the time.

A grand adventure to a far-off place.

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

Ah, I see. Thank you for your honesty. Please, take as much as you need. There will be enough for everyone.

A change of scenery. Simple, but marvelous.

A glimpse into your future, for you brave souls! (Divination is tricky business, tread carefully my dear!)

Knowledge from the universe, eh? Perhaps this will be of interest to you.

Rest for the weary, right this way. It's a personal favourite of mine.

A home-cooked meal you say? I like how you think! A labour of love worth savoring (and sharing with friends!)

For something to pass the time, try looking here, or if that doesn't hit the spot, here.

Seeking adventure to a far-off place? I know a way to get you there.

✨

I hope you found what you were looking for!

[gaywifestyle]

Okay, not to be overdramatic but this is one of those things that makes me feel so in awe and in love with people. OP spent their time making this?? And it's delightful?? And full of compassion and curiosity about strangers on a hellsite. Take what you need, take a breath, enjoy this shared moment of human experience. I did. 💜

[cryptocurrencyoftheday]

Today’s cryptocurrency is: plastic gems

[crittizen]

[rollsinactive-deactivated202411]

[starpaw0007]

I believe in Doofenshmirtz bonding with pet Perry supremacy

[starpaw0007]

Bonding time