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[thesaintelectric]

- Cronan Malvere, Crowntide (Book 4 of Lightlark)

[yesornopolls]

The world’s average height is 159cm (5’3”) to 171 cm (5’7”). Are you in the average range?

The world’s average height is 159cm (5’3”) to 171 cm (5’7”). Are you in the average range?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

[sexhaver]

today's Connections might actually be the worst one yet. not "worst" as in a category that makes me go "oh fuck you", "worst" as in it's entirely phoned in. today's Connections is so easy and straightforward it could be used as a captcha for the AARP website.

[sexhaver]

25% of New York Crimes subscribers are illiterate

[tsunflowers]

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

[tsunflowers]

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[hostilemuppet]

Now that I barely use this account I have a controversial deltarune take are you ready

[hostilemuppet]

Kris being the only human in a monster town as a queer (specifically trans) allegory makes very little sense considering that not only are there other trans people in town (the transfem waitress with a lions mane) but they're not even the only trans person in their class (monster kid is also nonbinary). I obviously don't know the guy but if this was the message Toby fox was going for i think itd really undermine his queer isolation metaphor by surrounding them with other queer people who are treated casually like its not an issue

"Only human in a monster town" is clearly supposed to represent them being a poc and/or foreigner in a predominantly white/monocultural neighbourhood and a transracial adoptee. Like they literally used to wear fake horns to make themself look like their adoptive family. But the average utdr fan is a white lgbt who is incapable of recognising marginalisation that's not focused on queerness and whose understanding of adoption is "found family trope"

[thesaintelectric]

trans allegories are kind of the 'mother statement' of queer media analysis

[thesaintelectric]

which is to say it is sometimes used to flatten any complex work into a single identifiable moral that is fairly trite. doesn't even mean it's wrong but its a big tent that ends up dragging any other interpretations into it or poisoning the well against them

[thesaintelectric]

trans allegories are kind of the 'mother statement' of queer media analysis

[thesaintelectric]

americans thinking they might win it all bc they beat Paraguay and then Australia is kinda cute, its like when a kid beats a slightly older kid at something and thinks they are untouchable

[onion-souls]

Phenomenon is a great word. It means "Thingy" but when you don't want to sound stupid

[onion-souls]

"Thingy (possibly happening?)" Vs. "Thingy (possibly dude?)"

[onion-souls]

Anomaly is another great one: "thingy (???)"

[aromanticduck]

You have to read all the books in your bedroom before you can leave. How long will you be trapped?

There's no books in there, I can leave immediately

Less than a day

1-3 days

4-6 days

1-3 weeks

4-7 weeks

2-3 months

4-6 months

7-11 months

1-2 years

3 years or more

Results

Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours

You can't die from hunger or thirst or lack of medication etc.

It doesn't matter which books you've already read. You have to read them all, starting from now.

Physical books only - if you have an e-reader in there you don't have to read your entire digital library.

[thesaintelectric]

My main absolute batman critique is that the joker is boring 2 meee. He should be this murderous immortal monster (metaphor) but be a totally normal guy (physically). Why's he gotta turn into a freaky looking beast.

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[thesaintelectric]

how it feels having OCs and AUs for a shitty piece of media

[sick-jan]

[valtsv]

i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.